Hoodrat Heroes

Brockton Vanilla Lice Starts Cancer GoFundMe For Baby Momma After Feel Good Story Makes The News, Except She Blocked Him, Hasn’t Gotten The Money, And Her Brother Called Him Out On The Hub

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Sports

Transgendered Cyclist Dr. Rachel McKinnon Wins UCI Master Track Cycling But It’s Bigotry And Transphobic To Point Out Biology Is A Thing And Screwing Over Chicks In Sports Is Totally OK Now

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Social Justice Warriors

Professional Victim/Muslim SJW Activist Starts Protests After Being Victimized By Racial Profiling At Portland Dunkins, Just Weeks After The Same Exact Shit Happening At Starbucks

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WTF

Gutless Malden High School Principal Chris Mastrangelo Cancels Football Game Against Everett Because Kids Might Get Boo-Boos Against Better Team, But Everett Never Forfeits Soccer Even Though They Can’t Beat Malden

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Turtleboy Investigates

Mainstream Media: First Black State Rep In Vermont Resigns Due To Racist Threats, Real Story: Her Psycho Husband Threatened Her Opponents With Guns She Voted To Outlaw And They’re Being Investigated By State Police

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Turtleboy Investigates

Milford Selectman William Kingkade Smashes Into Pole Shortly After Being Pictured Partying At Local Bar, Flees Scene, Claims He Wasn’t Drunk, Voted To Fire Police Chief Who Wants Him Investigated

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