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Geoff Diehl Is A Sad Pathetic Milquetoast Candidate Who Said He Says He “Doesn’t Care” That Elizabeth Warren Is Lying About Being Native American

SJW Hunter / October 21, 2018

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Vanilla Lice Called Into Turtleboy Live, Tried To Explain Where The Cancer Money Is, Failed Miserably, Then Answered Questions About Why He’s On Masshealth, How Often He Punches The Clown, And Why You Don’t Talk Shit About Nonnie

Turtleboy / October 21, 2018

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UMass Memorial Hospital In Worcester Putting Up A No On 1 Banner Is Completely Inappropriate But Then Again So Is The Entire Ballot Question Since It’s Nurse Beef We Shouldn’t Be Voting On

Shell Shocker / October 19, 2018

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Stop What You’re Doing And Follow TB Rider On Facebook So You Don’t Miss The Return Of Turtleboy Live Tomorrow

Turtleboy / October 19, 2018

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We Found The Bush Baron’s Facebook Page And Oh My Stars It’s Like We Won Ratchet Bingo

Manchester Turtlette / October 19, 2018

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Vanilla Lice Brought Mom, Bro, And Crackeroni And Cheese GF To The Brockton Hub To Explain His Bogus Fundraiser For Ex-Gf With Cancer Who He’s Not Giving The Money To

South Shore Turtlegirl / October 19, 2018

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Turtleboy Investigates

Michael Cadena Was Released From Jail On Monday, And We Will Continue To Report The Actual FACKS Until He Stops Scamming Naive Virtue Signalers And Blaming Police With His Internet Sob Story

Bristol Turtlechick / October 19, 2018

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Michael Cadena Was Released From Jail On Monday, And We Will Continue To Report The Actual FACKS Until He Stops…

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Salem MA Can Sleep Soundly Knowing Bush Baron Won’t Be Snatching Their Rhododendrons, Plant Thief Got Schooled By The System

Manchester Turtlette / October 19, 2018

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Malden Meth Puppet And Friends Are Protesting And Threatening To Kill Police After Their Junkie Friend Died In MPD Custody While High As Shit After Smashing Windows

North Shore Turtlebabe / October 19, 2018

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Chester The Baby Batter Digester Gets Busted Trying To Get Friend’s 16 Year Old Stepdaughter To Send Noodz And Hookup In Truck 4 Days After Getting Married, Now She’s Gone Missing In Greenfield Area

Western Mass Turtlegirl / October 19, 2018

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Sports

I Hate David Price Even More Now For Being So Dominant And Sending The Red Sox Back To The World Series

Shell Shocker / October 18, 2018

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Maude The Fraud Is Now Touring College Campuses And Cosplay Conventions, Getting Paid To Lie About Being Gang Raped To “Help” Real Sexual Assault Survivors

Turtleboy / October 18, 2018

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If You Know Who This Beer Bandit Is Stealing 5 Cases Of Bud Light At Once From An Arlington Liquor Store Don’t Call The Cops Because He’s An American Hero

Shell Shocker / October 18, 2018

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Fall River Boner Fluffers Rob The South Coast’s Worst Liar, Lock Him In His Own Bathroom, The Herald News Buys It Hook, Line and Sinker Because Common Sense Is No Longer Common.

Bristol Turtlechick / October 18, 2018

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Brockton Vanilla Lice Starts Cancer GoFundMe For Baby Momma After Feel Good Story Makes The News, Except She Blocked Him, Hasn’t Gotten The Money, And Her Brother Called Him Out On The Hub

South Shore Turtlegirl / October 18, 2018

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Ginger Hepatitis Lets Skinflute Skinner Boyfriend Beat Her 2 Year Old On Multiple Occasions, Lies To 911 Operator When He Knocks Her Unconscious And Breaks Her Neck About How It Happened

North Shore Turtlebabe / October 18, 2018

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Transgendered Cyclist Dr. Rachel McKinnon Wins UCI Master Track Cycling But It’s Bigotry And Transphobic To Point Out Biology Is A Thing And Screwing Over Chicks In Sports Is Totally OK Now

Manchester Turtlette / October 17, 2018

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Reader Email: Investors Who Lost Money To Fall River Mayor Jasiel Correia Were Bribing Him For City Contracts They Never Got, And They Knew His App Was A Cheap Knockoff

Turtleboy / October 17, 2018

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Geoff Diehl Is A Sad Pathetic Milquetoast Candidate Who Said He Says He “Doesn’t Care” That Elizabeth Warren Is Lying About Being Native American

Vanilla Lice Called Into Turtleboy Live, Tried To Explain Where The Cancer Money Is, Failed Miserably, Then Answered Questions About Why He’s On Masshealth, How Often He Punches The Clown, And Why You Don’t Talk Shit About Nonnie

UMass Memorial Hospital In Worcester Putting Up A No On 1 Banner Is Completely Inappropriate But Then Again So Is The Entire Ballot Question Since It’s Nurse Beef We Shouldn’t Be Voting On

Stop What You’re Doing And Follow TB Rider On Facebook So You Don’t Miss The Return Of Turtleboy Live Tomorrow

We Found The Bush Baron’s Facebook Page And Oh My Stars It’s Like We Won Ratchet Bingo

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Vanilla Lice Brought Mom, Bro, And Crackeroni And Cheese GF To The Brockton Hub To Explain His Bogus Fundraiser For Ex-Gf With Cancer Who He’s Not Giving The Money To

Michael Cadena Was Released From Jail On Monday, And We Will Continue To Report The Actual FACKS Until He Stops Scamming Naive Virtue Signalers And Blaming Police With His Internet Sob Story

Salem MA Can Sleep Soundly Knowing Bush Baron Won’t Be Snatching Their Rhododendrons, Plant Thief Got Schooled By The System

Malden Meth Puppet And Friends Are Protesting And Threatening To Kill Police After Their Junkie Friend Died In MPD Custody While High As Shit After Smashing Windows

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Chester The Baby Batter Digester Gets Busted Trying To Get Friend’s 16 Year Old Stepdaughter To Send Noodz And Hookup In Truck 4 Days After Getting Married, Now She’s Gone Missing In Greenfield Area

I Hate David Price Even More Now For Being So Dominant And Sending The Red Sox Back To The World Series

Maude The Fraud Is Now Touring College Campuses And Cosplay Conventions, Getting Paid To Lie About Being Gang Raped To “Help” Real Sexual Assault Survivors

If You Know Who This Beer Bandit Is Stealing 5 Cases Of Bud Light At Once From An Arlington Liquor Store Don’t Call The Cops Because He’s An American Hero

Fall River Boner Fluffers Rob The South Coast’s Worst Liar, Lock Him In His Own Bathroom, The Herald News Buys It Hook, Line and Sinker Because Common Sense Is No Longer Common.

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Brockton Vanilla Lice Starts Cancer GoFundMe For Baby Momma After Feel Good Story Makes The News, Except She Blocked Him, Hasn’t Gotten The Money, And Her Brother Called Him Out On The Hub

Ginger Hepatitis Lets Skinflute Skinner Boyfriend Beat Her 2 Year Old On Multiple Occasions, Lies To 911 Operator When He Knocks Her Unconscious And Breaks Her Neck About How It Happened

Transgendered Cyclist Dr. Rachel McKinnon Wins UCI Master Track Cycling But It’s Bigotry And Transphobic To Point Out Biology Is A Thing And Screwing Over Chicks In Sports Is Totally OK Now

Reader Email: Investors Who Lost Money To Fall River Mayor Jasiel Correia Were Bribing Him For City Contracts They Never Got, And They Knew His App Was A Cheap Knockoff

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