Hoodrat Heroes

Ratchet Who Claims To Have Lawyer To Sue Turtleboy Contacts Attorney Richard N. Vulva, While Fitchburg Ratchet Claims Attorney Is Drafting Civil And Criminal Charges Against Turtleboy

Follow and Subscribe to Turtleboy podcasts on SoundCloud or iTunes by clicking here.  Follow and like the Turtleboy Sports Returns,…

READ MORE

Subscribe to Turtleboy Sports

Enter your email address to sign up for new blog post notifications and more.

All-Star Criminals

Raggedy Narcan Tries To Rob His Parent’s Chick-Fil-A In Barnstable With Knife After Joining Cult Church For Junkie Teen Runaways Led By Pastor Denham Velveeta In Skinny Jeans

Follow and Subscribe to Turtleboy podcasts on SoundCloud or iTunes by clicking here.  Follow and like the Turtleboy Sports Returns,…

READ MORE
Mainstream Media Fails

The MSM Media Is Outraged After A Woke AF North Andover Homeowner Finds “Racial Slur” Scribbled On Pipe In Basement, Clearly Does Not Understand Modern Colloquial English Or Ever Listened To Any Rap Music

The MSM Media Is Outraged After A Woke AF North Andover Homeowner Finds “Racial Slur” Scribbled On Pipe In Basement,…

READ MORE

Subscribe to Turtleboy Sports

Enter your email address to sign up for new blog post notifications and more.

Nudniks

Attention Hungry Brockton Christian RapDad Starts Online Witchhunt On The Hub After Accusing Pastor Of Slapping His 5 Year Old Son In Rambling Broken English Rant, This Wouldn’t Be His First Time Using His Kids For Attention Online

Attention Hungry Brockton Christian RapDad Starts Online Witchhunt On The Hub After Accusing Pastor Of Slapping His 5 Year Old…

READ MORE
Turtleboy Investigates

Hate Note 10 Year Old Muslim Girl Found At Framingham Elementary School Couldn’t Have Happened On Monday Because There Was No School, Yet Elizabeth Warren And Uncle Jamaal Are Virtue Signaling Anyway

Follow and Subscribe to Turtleboy podcasts on SoundCloud or iTunes by clicking here.  Follow and like the Turtleboy Sports Returns,…

READ MORE
WTF

Captain North Shore Becomes Lynn’s Batman After Waking Up From Meditation, Holding 19 Year Old Malden High Junior Home Burglars At Bay With Machete, Giving Them Inspirational Pep Talk On Life

Follow and Subscribe to Turtleboy podcasts on SoundCloud or iTunes by clicking here.  Follow and like the Turtleboy Sports Returns,…

READ MORE

Subscribe to Turtleboy Sports

Enter your email address to sign up for new blog post notifications and more.

All-Star Criminals

Pistol Pedophile EMT Dad Who Tried Buying 12 Year Old DCF Mexican Girl From Undercover State Trooper Also Offered Homeless Woman In Enfield Group Free Room In His Rape Hotel For Sex

Follow and Subscribe to Turtleboy podcasts on SoundCloud or iTunes by clicking here.  Follow and like the Turtleboy Sports Returns,…

READ MORE
Hoodrat Heroes

New Bedford Crotch Box And Punctuation-Free Posse Show Up On TBS Returns To Defend Her Good Name, Claims To Have Life Insurance Policy From Deceased Husband, Yet Was Begging Online For Stranger’s Money

New Bedford Crotch Box And Punctuation-Free Posse Show Up On TBS Returns To Defend Her Good Name, Claims To Have…

READ MORE

Subscribe to Turtleboy Sports

Enter your email address to sign up for new blog post notifications and more.

1 2 3 354