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Ray Mariano, WHA Come Up With Plan To Get People On Public Housing To Get A Job, HUD Cancels Because, Fuck It!!


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook   Turtleboy shoutout to former Worcester mayor Ray Mariano for standing up to the man. Just saw in the paper today that his common sense plan for the Worcester Housing Authority has been struck down by the federal government. According to the Telegram and Gazette, “Those heads of households could only stay in public or leased…

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Local Dad Flips Out Because Of “Offensive” Sign At Northborough Apple Picking Farm That Implies That Dads Are Fun People


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook   Question for all the dudes out there, especially the dads. Do you find this sign from Tougas Family Farm in Northborough offensive? Most of you are probably saying, “No of course not. What kind of stupid question is that?” You also might be saying, “That sign is PG satire that pokes…

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FSU’s Jameis Winston Gets Dressed For Game He Is Suspended For Because Apparently He Is The Dumbest Son Of a Bitch Alive


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook   If you’re into college football then you know by now that Jameis Winston is a giant asshole. Or as Roger Goodell would call him, “NFL material.” He’s been accused of stealing crab legs, pilfering fountain soda sprite, and…..what was that other thing? Oh yea – rape. So you would think…

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Hipster College Explains All The Ways You Don’t Realize You’re a Racist Misogynistic Dooshnozzle


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook   So here at Turtleboy Sports we wanna write about whatever our readers wanna read about. The spicier and more controversial the better. So if you ever have a story you want us to consider then send us an email to hottakes@yahoo.com or just message us on Facebook. It’s good for days like…

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UMass Officially America’s Team Because Penn State Morons Are Planning a “Joe Out” To Support Child Molester Enabling Coach On Saturday


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook   Penn State fans are trying their hardest to rebuild late football coach Joe Paterno’s reputation. It’s been well-established that assistant Jerry Sandusky molested multiple young boys during Paterno’s tenure — with or without the head coach’s knowledge — but some residents of Happy Valley will not rest until the Paterno…