That Face You Make When You Get Busted In Warren...
The fact that this guy’s boss trusted him with $18,000 might be the worst delegation of power we’ve ever...
North Attleboro Administrators Sign Hockey...
Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more...
Idiot Judge Drops Charges Against Springfield...
The message was sent loud and clear by Judge William Hadley today – you can block public roads and endanger the...
Brockton Mom With Three GoFundMe Pages Put On...
It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Meaning, if you’re going to be scamming your way to a Merry...
What Kind Of Dumbass Pot Dealer Gets Busted With...
Bro, do you even sell weed? No one deserves to be caught more than this ding-dong. Want to advertise with Turtleboy?...
Principal Won’t Let North Attleboro Kid...
If a guidance counselor screws up and tells a kid to drop a class, and then that kid is no longer eligible to play...
Guy Pushing A Busch Light 30 Rack In A Baby...
So Palmer it hurts. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and...
Cambridge Dad Posts That His Trans Son Was Killed...
A Cambridge Dad wrote an insane Facebook post about his son being dead in order to dramatize an unknown person writing...
Turtleboy Beanies, Mugs, Hoodies, And T-Shirts...
Fuck Hatchimals – the only way to prove to your family that you love them on Christmas is by putting the turtle...
Top 14 Most Offensive And Triggering Mass High...
These mascots are EXTREMELY triggering!!! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for...
Brilliant Alabama Drug Dealers Arrested On...
There are dumb criminals, and then there is this. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at...
Local SJW Doesn’t Realize “PMS”...
The Turtleboy blowback on Mac’s Diner’s Facebook page was legendary. Want to advertise with Turtleboy?...
Two White Guys Cleared Of “Hate...
Contrary to popular SJW belief, it is not a hate crime to drive around a college campus with a flag supporting the...
Trevor Noah Has Turned John Stewart’s Once...
Trevor Noah Has Turned John Stewart’s Once Great Show Into Rachel Maddow With An Accent Want to advertise with...
Local Moron Wants To Get Rid Of Civil War...
Can a Christmas Tree be racist? It can be if you’re a pain in the ass race baiter with too much time on your...
Brockton Momma Begging For Christmas Handouts For...
If you’re gonna beg for Christmas money on Facebook, you should probably get rid of the pictures of you smoking...
Laywer Who Tried Suing Turtleboy Is Accused Of...
Remember that lawyer Brian Ponder who tried to sue us after we broadcasted his ridiculous letter threatening to sue...
SJW’s Attacking Turners Falls Football...
Turners Falls High School won the Western MA Championship in football this year, but it’s not stopping the...
Mac’s Diner Facebook Page And Waitress Just...
Turtleboy has a new level of respect for Mac’s Diner after what they just did to a whiny customer. Want to...
New Hampshire SJW/Nazi Bullies Antique Shop Into...
If you bully an antique store into closing because you don’t like a pre-WW2 swastika, then it might be you who is...