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Tsarnaev Sister Threatened Boyfriend’s Ex With A Bomb Because She’s A Muslim Terrorist And A Tsarnaev And This Is What They Do Best


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   Ailina Tsarnaeva—sister of accused Boston Marathon bombers Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev—turned herself in to New York City police Wednesday evening after allegedly making bomb threats during a telephone call. According to the New York Post, Tsarnaeva’s motivation was romantic, not ideological—she reportedly threatened to blow up her boyfriend’s ex. Police say George…

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Anyone Who Thinks Patriots Trading Logan Mankins Was A Good Thing Is A Moron


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   So apparently the New England Patriots traded legendary guard Logan Mankins today to the Tampa Bay Bucs for another schmuck from Rutgers and a fourth round pick that we’ll end up trading for two sixth round picks. I’m sorry, but this is just dumb. How can anyone justify this? All day in the car I’ve…

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Turtleboy Sports Baseball Hall of Fame Podcast With Rob Bradford in WEEI Studios Is The Definition Of Hot Takes


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   So last week I was honored to do my first podcast with WEEI and Boston Red Sox beat reporter Rob Bradford, in the WEEI studios in Brighton. We’ve done a few of these in the past, but they’ve been over the phone. Being in studio and shooting the shit with Christian Fauria, Tim…

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Just Like We Predicted Miley Cyrus’ Homeless Lover Is A Suburban Kid Who Went To LA To Find Himself And Now His Mom Is Bringing Him Home


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   Remember when everyone was slobbering over Miley Cyrus for being such an amazing person?   I haven’t seen someone get so much praise for doing nothing since Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. Turns out the entire thing was a scam, just like we predicted. The “homeless” youth…

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Michael Sam Emasculated Johnny Manziel By Sacking And Taunting Him With His Own Money Sign


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   Tomorrow you will be reading this, and BY FAR the biggest story on the internet and TV will be this play of Michael Sam sack-lunching Johnny Rookie Bitch in the Cleveland Browns-St. Louis Rams preseason game. Do you undersize how big of a chub ESPN just got watching that? A GIGANTIC chubbah!!!! And…

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Chicago Cubs Tried To Cheat Against The SF Giants By Blaming Obama For Hilarious Failed Attempt To Put Tarp On The Field


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   Chicago Sun Times: Yesterday when the Cubs defended their grounds crew’s efforts during Tuesday night’s debacle against the Giants, the team noted that they had sent home many of the grounds crew workers earlier in the day. They made it sound as if it were standard operating procedure to do so. But…