• Slugrakes Rob, Run Over Their Heroin Dealer, Junkie Busted In Prostitution Sting Getaway Driver Claims To Be Pregnant Veteran, Flips Out On Any Chick Who Posts On Her Lover’s Facebook Page


    Slugrakes Rob, Run Over Their Heroin Dealer, Junkie Busted In Prostitution Sting Getaway Driver Claims To Be Pregnant Veteran, Flips Out On Any Chick Who Posts On Her Lover’s Facebook…

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    Here’s What $80K Will Do For You if You’re a Run-Down Economic Backwater Full of SJW Dipshits, Rednecks, and Wannabe Gangsters


    Here’s What $80K Will Do For You if You’re a Run-Down Economic Backwater Full of SJW Dipshits, Rednecks, and Wannabe Gangsters Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Warwick Baby Dies Not Long After Home Was Investigated Twice By Rhode Island DCYF, Which Seems To Be An Incompetently Run Organization


    Warwick Baby Dies Not Long After Home Was Investigated Twice By Rhode Island DCYF, Which Seems To Be An Incompetently Run Organization Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    “Guttermuppet” Making It In To The Urban Dictionary Is Just Proof That We Have The Best Fans In The World


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. I can’t stop laughing over this one….

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    Lesbo Ware River Rat Busted Several Times For Heroin Is Somehow Pregnant With A Baby Boy From The Turkey Baster Fairy


    Lesbo Ware River Rat Busted Several Times For Heroin Is Somehow Pregnant With A Baby Boy From The Turkey Baster Fairy Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Taunton Wangsta Ends Up In The Turtleboy Graveyard – Ratchet From Drug Robbery Blames SSTG For All Her Problems – Maybe She Should Blame Her Hoodrat Mom And Sister


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. I had two sources tell me last…

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    Meet Weymouth’s Kelly Scamerico: The Radioactive, Section Eight Approved, Overlord Of All The Fupasloths-With Nine GFMs, Disney Trips Galore, And Exploitation Of Her Non-Terminally Ill Kid


    Get a six pack. I’m going long, Turtlefam. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we…

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