• Turtleboy Reveals The Winner Of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness On Epic Turtleboy Live Show With One Shining Moment Montage


    Turtleboy Reveals The Winner Of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness On Epic Turtleboy Live Show With One Shining Moment Montage Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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    How Much You Wanna Bet This “Missing” 9 Month Pregnant Lowell Mom Who Was Found Chillin In Lawrence Isn’t Really Pregnant?


    How Much You Wanna Bet This “Missing” 9 Month Pregnant Lowell Mom Who Was Found Chillin In Lawrence Isn’t Really Pregnant? Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Dumb White Mom Raising Money For Black Guy Who Got Shot While Trying To Kill West Springfield Cops To Alleviate White Guilt, Also Raised Over $10K For Kids Because She Forgot To Save Money


    Dumb White Mom Raising Money For Black Guy Who Got Shot While Trying To Kill West Springfield Cops To Alleviate White Guilt, Also Raised Over $10K For Kids Because She…

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    Captain Save-a-Ho And Perma-Friendzoned Randy Hurley Tries To Defend Honor Of Sabrina Lewis Who Had A Small Cameo Appearance In Revere Ratchet Blog, Says Mayor of Malden & City Council Will Get North Shore Turtlebabe


    We struck gold with the Revere Ratchets! Everyone is in an uproar from Malden to Revere, making North Shore Turtlebabe burn that midnight oil.            …

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    Professional Shitburger Busted Breaking Into Auburn Home, Again, Ride Or Die Girlfriend He Just Cheated On Defends His Honor On Facebook


    Professional Shitburger Busted Breaking Into Auburn Home, Again, Ride Or Die Girlfriend He Just Cheated On Defends His Honor On Facebook Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Northampton Police Chief Wastes 2 Months Of Taxpayer Dollars To Investigate Who Sent Publicly Available Information To Turtleboy Sports


    Northampton Police Chief Wastes 2 Months Of Taxpayer Dollars To Investigate Who Sent Publicly Available Information To Turtleboy Sports Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    The Family That Nods, Bobs, And Robs Together, Stays Together – Meet the DiBartolomeos


    We’re all getting Turtleboyed around here these days! NSTB is gonna have to eat her words from yesterday’s blog. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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