People Magazine Names Lupita Nyong’o Most Beautiful Person On Earth, White Liberals Call People Who Don’t Agree Racist


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So People Magazine just released their 50 Most Beautiful People list, and the most beautiful of them all is……..Lupita Nyong’o? Ummmmmm…who the hell is Lupita Nyong’o? Apparently this is Lupita Nyong’o:

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The most beautiful person in the world is her? Ummmmm….just no. Obviously she is not even close to the most beautiful woman in the world. Not even in the same ballpark. And no, it is not a racial thing. If I saw this woman walking down the street I wouldn’t even notice her. When I think “most beautiful” I think of someone that makes me stop dead in my tracks and stare awkwardly at them. When I look at her though, I would likely just keep walking and think nothing of it. Although she does kind of look like Rajon Rondo, so maybe I would take notice.

First of all, since when did a Boy’s Regular become a hot hair cut? What we’ve got here is a serious case of political correctness gone terribly wrong. I don’t know who makes these lists, but they obviously have an agenda. Obviously.

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Look, it took about five seconds for this to turn into a racial thing. I called out conservatives on Fox News the other day for being racist dooshnozzles when Meb won the Boston Marathon. Today I call out liberals for taking the opportunity to label anyone who doesn’t think this woman is hot as a racist.

So if I wanna find a bunch of upper middle class white people looking to alleviate some of their “white guilt” due to their “white privilege” I go to Gawker. Reading their comments makes me laugh out loud.

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Yea, because when I think of the racial barriers being broken I think of “I have a dream,” Rosa Parks refusal Montgomery’s shotgun rules, Brown vs. Board of Education and this average looking woman on the cover of People Magazine.

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Yea sorry, but NOBODY that isn’t trying to prove to the world that they’re a good and tolerant liberal thinks this woman is anything more than average.

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Dude, you guys are just trying WAY too hard.

Some poor schmuck went on there and suggested that MAYBE, just MAYBE people were fawning over her because she is an African-American woman. Didn’t turn out well…

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Yea didn’t you guys get the memo? If you don’t think a short haired woman of African descent is FLAWLESS, then you might as well just go ahead and join the Klan already.

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Yea, she KNOWS you’re a white person if you don’t think she’s hot. Obviously every single black man in the world concurs that she is the world’s hottest. Because there is nothing racist about that logic at all. Clearly the only way to right the wrongs of the people who came hundreds of years before us is to put this average looking woman on the cover of Time Magazine. Take THAT John C. Calhoun.

When someone pointed out the they weren’t attracted to women with short hair, this too of course turned into a racial issues…

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Right. You must publicly say that you find every short haired African-American women on the planet attractive. Or else you are racist for like “white people hair.” This guy is clearly going to sleep well tonight since he’s fulfilled his daily quota of overcoming his white guilt.

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Yea newsflash – I don’t think most models are that hot either. A lot of Americans enjoy some junk in the trunk. Most likely she’s being embraced by the fashion world because they too are also a bunch of morons.

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Yea, everyone is racist and sexist. When all else fails just go with that.

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Audrey Hepburn? How old is this guy? And claiming that all white men secretly fantasize about black women and then “treat them like shit in public” is not racist at all. And for the record, Halle Berry is a MILLION times hotter than both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Lawrence. I never go the Julia Roberts thing at all. And Jennifer Lawrence? Yea I know this puts me in the minority, but I just don’t see it.

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Yea Beyonce, why couldn’t you be darker? Finally a black woman whose skin color is dark enough for white liberals to get behind. Luckily this commenter is going to buy a copy of People Magazine, and she found 17 idiots to like her comment.

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Those people? Is she talking about Cholera survivors? Geniuses? Non-organic family farmers? Glasses wearers? Please tell me more about “those people” without coming across as blatantly racist.

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“The rest of us?” Oh yea, I forgot. The African-American community has one singular voice. This was bigger than the Civil Rights Act of 1964. The COOLEST thing that’s ever happened for racial justice.

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These people need to read TurtleBoy Sports more. The welfare leeches and criminals we go after are almost exclusively white. Newsflash – this list doesn’t really mean anything. People aren’t really threatened by this, they just obviously disagree that this average looking woman is the most beautiful person on the planet.

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This makes her happy? Ya got that? Because liberals LOVE nothing more than to feel happy and tolerant at all times. After all, it’s not easy to live with the guilt of being born white and middle class. As long as you can feel happy that someone with dark skin was on the cover of People Magazine, you are no longer burdened with your “white privilege.”

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Yup, you’re an idiot then.

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Pepper Ann here LOVES the fact that little black girls will be able to one day aspire to be on the cover of People Magazine as well. Only the darker skinned girls though. The biracial ones can go back to crying themselves to sleep.

Here’s the fact of the matter. This is the 24th time People has done this list. Lupita joins Halley Berry and Beyonce as African-American women who have topped the list. That’s 3/24, or 12.5%. Roughly 12.5% of the American population is African-American, so obviously this was done to fill some kind of imaginary quota that People Magazine had in their heads.

Because this is what we do nowadays. Look no further than Michelle Obama to see this. I simply cannot stand this woman. It’s not her really that I find annoying, it’s the media gawking that goes along with her. People are treating her like she’s Joan of freaking Arc or something. Every time I hear about her it’s how “strong” she is, or what a good “role model” she is (for marrying the POTUS). Never heard anything like that about Laura Bush. Don’t even know what she sounds like to tell you the truth. And that’s the way I like it. Because guess what? We didn’t elect the First Lady, we elected her husband.

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This was also done to sell magazines. Hell, it got me talking about. You saw the idiots above who can’t wait to rush down to their neighborhood kiosk in Williamsburg to grab one of these hot off the press.

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But what everyone is missing here is that this list is incredibly stupid and inaccurate. The list of winners is a long list of people who quite frankly aren’t that attractive. But if People tells you they are enough times, then morons start to believe it. Last year it was Gwyneth Paltrow. Yea sorry, the skin and bones look just doesn’t do it for me. Drew FREAKING Barrymore won this in 2007. Jodie Foster has won this. Julia Roberts has won it THRICE!!

So yea, in conclusion it is not racist to point out the obvious fact that this woman just isn’t that attractive. It’s pretty par for the course for People to choose someone who fit the demographic they were looking for to sell magazines. In the past they’ve chosen people who just aren’t very beautiful at all. This year they chose an average woman with shorter hair. It would be like picking Demi Moore the year she was in G.I. Jane. Just a fraudulent and meaningless list.

P.S. There are enemies of TurtleBoy Sports who read this blog to catch us saying “mean” things about people. They will likely look at this and say that I’m being “mean” because I’m commenting on a woman’s looks. Before you morons start spewing your idiocy all over the internet, keep in mind that this was in reaction to a list that was made SPECIFICALLY about women’s looks.

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6 thoughts on “People Magazine Names Lupita Nyong’o Most Beautiful Person On Earth, White Liberals Call People Who Don’t Agree Racist

  1. I dont find her particular look attractive, People “magazine” editorial staff are very delusional to pick a mediocre looking person like Lupita as ….most…I can even say it anyway…she s rather masculine looking, hey Jennifer Lawrence is 500 trillion time better looking than that Kenyan Lupita.

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  2. Lupita is from the movie 12 years a slave and she’s a Harvard graduate. You may not find here appearance attractive, but appearance is not everything considered to make someone beautiful. Lupita is intelligent, poised, talented, well spoken etc. you may not find people to grace the cover as the most gorgeous, but the reason people are so excited about this, is because she is different. And yes, different from Beyoncé and Halle Berry as well. When media represents someone who is beautiful, majority of them have similar attributes. Similar skin tones, similar body type, similar behaviors, you name it, they’re pretty much all the same. I think People Mag is just trying to show its readers that you don’t have to be society’s conventional beauty to feel beautiful. That’s why they chose some of these women to represent the magazine as well. A girl can have big eyes, or dark skin, fair skin, an awkardness, what ever and feel beautiful. Lots of women think that if they don’t look like Kim Kardashian, or Giselle, Jennifer Lawrence, or any of those “it” girls, they’re not beautiful. And though those girls shouldn’t be looking to media for a definition of beauty, they do. Media has a totally corrupt image of woman in general, but at least this magazine is trying to define beauty in more than one way, especially physically. I also don’t think it’s just liberals who are happy about Lupita being on the cover, I think it’s any one who is happy to see beauty defined as something different and seeing other people embracing that. You may not find her anything more than a Rajon Rondo look alike, but there is some girl out there saying “hey, she looks like me! And she’s being seen as beautiful.” For some girls, that’s all they need, to know that they can look different and be embraced, they don’t have to feel like they have to look a certain way to be accepted or recognized as beautiful. I’m sure Drew Berrymore, and Gweneth Paltrow did the same. Now all the magazine needs to work on is representing more ethnicities and body shapes as well, because let’s face it, there are more people in the world within a different size bracket and with a different culture. They usually only pick from a list if “it” girls, which is disappointing because there are lots of great women, who are funny, intelligent, talented, poised, etc who are not necessarily on that “it” list. Disappointing, but for now, we’ll take what they can give.

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    • Yes because every little girl should be looking at a magazine to tell her she is pretty and that’s what matters. Sorry but manipulation is manipulation this is a marketing stunt. Of course no one get’s you because you are so righteous, but the reality is we get it, it’s just fascist and you seem to think fascism is okay whenever it manipulates to your self interest. Your self interest being your racist collectivism complex. I’m in Korea right now, none of those girls on the list hold a candle to what you see here on a Saturday night walk. But I’m sure the Asian girls will be number one when it next suits the marketing department. When pseudo-liberals get caught up in their racism they lose touch with principle. Something completely bogus Stalinist propagandist and commercial and you give it a tick because they are Black, For as long as you continue to allow yourself to be collectivized you will always be a Stalinist bigot, Media is run by the most manipulative fake people anywhere it’s why they are in charge. You know what helps people, going and interacting with them, not some phony magazine cover. You want a young girl to feel good, don’t lie to her about something that will fade anyway, don’t feed her bullshit about how she looks she will be full of false pride that doesn’t match up with reality. A woman is strong because of her bonds not her appearance, her appearance just makes it easier to be loved, but false pride will make it much more difficult for girls especially aspiring to androgyny. Sorry but the majority of honest men can’t stand that and the ones who pretend they do are just high on them-self and to be quite honest deceptive manipulated, manipulators and on the cusp of homosexuality. Being liberal is about the middle path not about the left or the right. You are lost to both sides, you’ve been manipulated and you manipulate yourself and others that’s not freedom that’s a mental cage you cast everywhere..

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  3. Yeah right… the most beautiful black woman with short hair was Denise Huxtable during that season on the Cosby show when she had short hair. Wait, she was black, right? She was a Cosby, close enough. Either way, way better than this girl. I’m sure Nupita Nyongo is a lovely woman, don’t get me wrong, but she will never be a Cosby. And who the hell reads that stupid magazine anymore? All I can think of is Steinbrenner sitting in George Costanza’s office reading the Most Beautiful People People while George sleeps under the desk.

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  4. This reminds me of when obama first got elected. Every news outlet was raving about how beautiful michelle obama was even comparing her to jackie O lol! Anyone with eyesight could see shes somewhere between a 1 and a 1.5. Of course if they didnt do this, they would have been called racist.

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