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Drunk, Glorious Plymouth Pop Warner Coaches/Parents, Dooshnozzle BC Students, Make UMass-Boston College Game Tolerable


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   So Mrs. Turtleboy and I ventured to Gillette Stadium today to watch UMass’ season opener against Boston Newton College. I know jack shit about UMass football and I think I’ve been to like two games my whole life. But I know that BC sucks so maybe we had a chance to…

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Texas A&M Just Proved That Johnny Rookie Bitch Was Most Overrated Player In College Football History


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   ESPN.com — Kenny Hill looked more than ready to replace Johnny Manziel on the field. He still is getting used to the attention that goes along with the job. Hill broke Manziel’s single-game passing record with 511 yards, and No. 21 Texas A&M beat No. 9 South Carolina 52-28 on Thursday night, ending…

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USC 6th String RB Anthony Brown Quits Because Coach Sarkisian Said “Fuck” Too Much And Is “Racist”


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   USC senior running back Anthony Brown, who quit the team a week ago, called head coach Steve Sarkisian a racist Thursday. Brown posted on Instagram on Thursday morning, “Sark treated me like a slave in his Office…Can’t play for a racist MAN!!!!! #Fighton” and posted a similar message on Facebook.…

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Tsarnaev Sister Threatened Boyfriend’s Ex With A Bomb Because She’s A Muslim Terrorist And A Tsarnaev And This Is What They Do Best


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   Ailina Tsarnaeva—sister of accused Boston Marathon bombers Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev—turned herself in to New York City police Wednesday evening after allegedly making bomb threats during a telephone call. According to the New York Post, Tsarnaeva’s motivation was romantic, not ideological—she reportedly threatened to blow up her boyfriend’s ex. Police say George…

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Anyone Who Thinks Patriots Trading Logan Mankins Was A Good Thing Is A Moron


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   So apparently the New England Patriots traded legendary guard Logan Mankins today to the Tampa Bay Bucs for another schmuck from Rutgers and a fourth round pick that we’ll end up trading for two sixth round picks. I’m sorry, but this is just dumb. How can anyone justify this? All day in the car I’ve…

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Just Like We Predicted Miley Cyrus’ Homeless Lover Is A Suburban Kid Who Went To LA To Find Himself And Now His Mom Is Bringing Him Home


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   Remember when everyone was slobbering over Miley Cyrus for being such an amazing person?   I haven’t seen someone get so much praise for doing nothing since Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. Turns out the entire thing was a scam, just like we predicted. The “homeless” youth…