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  • Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #10-1


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    Sexual Predator Fake Cop’s Christmas Card Features Hardcore Porn On TV, Might Be Giving Chicks Crabs, Has Been Arrested For All Of This In January


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    Brockton GoFundMe Trap Queen’s Internet Lawyer Sister Threatening To Call “Poloce” On TBS With “Deformation” Of Character Arrest, Also Declares War On Brockton Hub


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    Guy Arrested For Molesting Burger King Employee And Pretending To Be A Worcester Cop Has Quite The Facebook Page


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    Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #20-11


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    Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #30-21


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    Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #40-31


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    Springfield Cheeshog Busted After Being Suspected Of Stealing $80,000 From Work At K-Mart


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    Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #50-41


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    Fire Gypsies Who Keep Threatening Turtleboy Say That Their Sugar Daddy Is Getting Rapey With Them, He Makes It Worse By Blaming Good Music At His Gatsby-Style Party


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    We Were Wrong For Using The Term “Stillborn” In Our Hatchimals Blog


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    Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #70-61


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    Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #60-51


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    Another SJW Contacted Our Hosting Provider For Using Her Public Facebook Pictures, But Wait Until She Sees Her Video Poem “Slam Pig Sucking Big Gobstoppers” On The Blog


    Another SJW Contacted Our Hosting Provider For Using Her Public Facebook Pictures, But Wait Until She Sees Her Video Poem “Slam Pig Sucking Big Gobstoppers” On The Blog Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…

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    Selfish Brockton Mom Makes GoFundMe Because She Want Others To Pay For Her Kid’s $1500 ATV That Was Stolen, Makes Up Unrealistic Story About Thieves Returning It, Plans On Giving Donations To Family Who ACTUALLY Needs The Money, But Only After She Fixes Frivolous Present Because Her Kid’s Enjoyment Is More Important Than Actual Housefire Victims


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    If Obama Could Stop Lighting The World On Fire Just To Fuck With Trump, That Would Be Great


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    The City Of Worcester Summed Up In One Tweet


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    Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #80-71


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    Dear Feminists: An Open Letter From SSTurtlegirl To Any Of You Who Bullied Steve Martin About His Tweet Remembering Carrie Fisher


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