Current events

Worcester Mayor Joe Petty Doesn’t Realize He’s On Hot Mic, Calls Protesters “Friggin Morons” 4 Times After Busing Mob In From Northampton

Worcester Mayor Joe Petty Doesn’t Realize He’s On Hot Mic, Calls Protesters “Friggin Morons” 4 Times After Busing Mob In…

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Bone Ride

Turtleboy Connecticut Corridor Bone Ride: Thompson, Putnam, Killingly, Sterling, Plainfield, Caterbury, Brooklyn, Pomfret, Woodstock

Turtleboy Connecticut Corridor Bone Ride: Thompson, Putnam, Killingly, Sterling, Plainfield, Caterbury, Brooklyn, Pomfret, Woodstock Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Free My Boi World Record Holder Arrested For Threatening Lawyer, Client After Not Guilty Verdict, Just Months After He Was Not Guilty For Unrelated Case

Free My Boi World Record Holder Arrested For Threatening Lawyer, Client After Not Guilty Verdict, Just Months After He Was…

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All-Star Criminals

Legendary Putnam Porch Squatter Arrested For Stealing Chevy Impala In Epic Drunken Bender

Legendary Putnam Porch Squatter Arrested For Stealing Chevy Impala In Epic Drunken Bender Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at…

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Current events

Worcester Is Being Invaded By North Adams SJW’s Leaving Profane Voicemails With Councilor Gaffney Who Say Our Kids “Are Not Important”

Worcester Is Being Invaded By North Adams SJW’s Leaving Profane Voicemails With Councilor Gaffney Who Say Our Kids “Are Not Important” Want…

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Current events

Stoughton Teacher/Veteran Suspended 20 Days Without Pay For Rescinding Letter Of Recommendation To A Kid Making Swastikas In Class Because Mom Says It’s Bullying

Stoughton Teacher/Veteran Suspended 20 Days Without Pay For Rescinding Letter Of Recommendation To A Kid Making Swastikas In Class Because…

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All-Star Criminals

Pajama Clad Mom-Daughter Junkies Try Running Over Cops In West Springfield Dunkin Donuts, Lead Cops On Chase To Holyoke Mall, Go Home That Day

Pajama Clad Mom-Daughter Junkies Try Running Over Cops In West Springfield Dunkin Donuts, Lead Cops On Chase To Holyoke Mall,…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Pawtucket Chowderhead Kills GF’s Cat As Revenge For Abortion, Troll Starts Parody Support Page For Him Pretending To Be Mom, Thousands Of Morons Think It’s Real

Pawtucket Chowderhead Kills GF’s Cat As Revenge For Abortion, Troll Starts Parody Support Page For Him Pretending To Be Mom, Thousands Of…

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Current events

Mayor Joe Petty Urges SJW Mob To Protest To Make Worcester A Sanctuary City At City Council Meeting And It’s Gonna Be A Shitshow

Mayor Joe Petty Urges SJW Mob To Protest To Make Worcester A Sanctuary City At City Council Meeting And It’s Gonna…

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Social Justice Warriors

Bill Maher Slammed Social Justice Warriors For Making Trump President And Proved That You Can Be A Liberal Without Being A Whiny Snowflake SJW

Bill Maher Slammed Social Justice Warriors For Making Trump President And Proved That You Can Be A Liberal Without Being…

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Current events

The Fact That We’re Banning Syrian Refugees But Accept Cuban Refugees From A Communist Country Makes No Sense At All

The Fact That We’re Banning Syrian Refugees But Accept Cuban Refugees From A Communist Country Makes No Sense At All…

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Sports

This Is An Actual Real Headline From The Huffington Post: Brady Is More Un-American Than Kaepernick – A Backup QB Who Wears Dictator T-Shirts And Doesn’t Vote

This Is An Actual Real Headline From The Huffington Post: Brady Is More Un-American Than Kaepernick – A Backup QB…

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Smiles And Sunshine

Turtleboysports.com Is Temporarily Moved To Turtleboysports.co While We Drink The Blood Of Our Enemies – Tell Yo Friends!!

Turtleboysports.com is temporarily moved to Turtleboysports.co. Tell yo friends!! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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WTF

Testing

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Podcasts

Gupta Patel Was The Special Guest On Turtleboy Live And He Went Off On People Who Don’t Bend The Brim Of Their Caps And Lots Of Other Turtleboy Debauchery

Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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Social Justice Warriors

If Trump Had To Disavow The KKK Then Rep Jim McGovern Must Disavow Robin Rhodes For Campaign Contributions Because Of Anti-Muslim Hate Crime At JFK

If Trump Had To Disavow The KKK Then Rep Jim McGovern Must Disavow Robin Rhodes For Campaign Contributions Because Of Anti-Muslim Hate…

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Mainstream Media Fails

Mainstream Media Lies: The Guy Arrested For Anti-Muslim Hate Crime At JFK Is A Major Donor To Jim McGovern, Joe Petty And Other Democrats Who Hate Donald Trump

Mainstream Media Lies: The Guy Arrested For Anti-Muslim Hate Crime At JFK Is A Major Donor To Jim McGovern, Joe…

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All-Star Criminals

Putnam Nut Wallops Arrested Twice In One Week For Gun, Burglary, Larceny Charges, Fam Defends Their Honor On Facebook

Putnam Nut Wallops Arrested Twice In One Week For Gun, Burglary, Larceny Charges, Fam Defends Their Honor On Facebook Want…

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Current events

Worcester Businessman Arrested At JFK Airport For Attacking A Muslim Chick While Yelling Crazy Trump Shit, But No One Thought To Videotape This?

If Turtleboy saw a nerdy businessman attacking a Muslim airport employee while yelling obscenities and pretending to pray to Allah,…

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Smiles And Sunshine

Turtleboy Brand Now Being Used To Endorse Ratchet Strippers At Palmer Nudey Bar

Turtleboy Brand Now Being Used To Endorse Ratchet Strippers At Palmer Nudey Bar Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at…

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