Auburn Mall Parking Lot Jr. Hoodrat Fight Elicits Epic Commentary From Thug Life Websterites In 100 Emoji Pajamas


Auburn Mall Parking Lot Jr. Hoodrat Fight Elicits Epic Commentary From Thug Life Websterites In 100 Emoji Pajamas Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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A Naked Fupasloth Took A Tuesday Morning Slum Sociable In Front Of City Hall In Downtown Worcester


A Naked Fupasloth Took A Tuesday Morning Slum Sociable In Front Of City Hall In Downtown Worcester Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out…

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Junkie “Pregnant Veteran” Who Helped Rob Auburn Heroin Dealer Says She Did Two Tours In North Korea, She’s Suing Us, And The Army Lets Her Stay In Because They Got Her Hooked On Percs


Junkie “Pregnant Veteran” Who Helped Rob Auburn Heroin Dealer Says She Did Two Tours In North Korea, She’s Suing Us, And The Army Lets Her Stay In Because They Got Her Hooked…

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Let’s Give This Costume-Stealing Trash Banshee From Connecticut Some Turtleboy Justice For Stealing $500 Elsa And Anna Dresses From A Girl Who Spends Her Days Off Making Sick Kids Smile


It’s Time for the Turtlehammer of Justice! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer….

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Slugrakes Rob, Run Over Their Heroin Dealer, Junkie Busted In Prostitution Sting Getaway Driver Claims To Be Pregnant Veteran, Flips Out On Any Chick Who Posts On Her Lover’s Facebook Page


Slugrakes Rob, Run Over Their Heroin Dealer, Junkie Busted In Prostitution Sting Getaway Driver Claims To Be Pregnant Veteran, Flips Out On Any Chick Who Posts On Her Lover’s Facebook…

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Here’s What $80K Will Do For You if You’re a Run-Down Economic Backwater Full of SJW Dipshits, Rednecks, and Wannabe Gangsters


Here’s What $80K Will Do For You if You’re a Run-Down Economic Backwater Full of SJW Dipshits, Rednecks, and Wannabe Gangsters Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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Warwick Baby Dies Not Long After Home Was Investigated Twice By Rhode Island DCYF, Which Seems To Be An Incompetently Run Organization


Warwick Baby Dies Not Long After Home Was Investigated Twice By Rhode Island DCYF, Which Seems To Be An Incompetently Run Organization Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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“Guttermuppet” Making It In To The Urban Dictionary Is Just Proof That We Have The Best Fans In The World


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. I can’t stop laughing over this one….

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Lesbo Ware River Rat Busted Several Times For Heroin Is Somehow Pregnant With A Baby Boy From The Turkey Baster Fairy


Lesbo Ware River Rat Busted Several Times For Heroin Is Somehow Pregnant With A Baby Boy From The Turkey Baster Fairy Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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Taunton Wangsta Ends Up In The Turtleboy Graveyard – Ratchet From Drug Robbery Blames SSTG For All Her Problems – Maybe She Should Blame Her Hoodrat Mom And Sister


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. I had two sources tell me last…

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Meet Weymouth’s Kelly Scamerico: The Radioactive, Section Eight Approved, Overlord Of All The Fupasloths-With Nine GFMs, Disney Trips Galore, And Exploitation Of Her Non-Terminally Ill Kid


Get a six pack. I’m going long, Turtlefam. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we…

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Northampton Mom #1 Asked For Increase Police Presence At Northampton High School Despite High 5 Friday Traumatizing Black And Undocumented Children


Northampton Mom #1 Asked For Increase Police Presence At Northampton High School Despite High 5 Friday Traumatizing Black And Undocumented Children Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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We Didn’t Know You Could Be A Hardo Rapper On Cape Cod Until We Found These Amazing Mashpee Rap Videos


We Didn’t Know You Could Be A Hardo Rapper On Cape Cod Until We Found These Amazing Mashpee Rap Videos Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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Fall River Guttermuppet RETURNS –  Begs Public For Help Finding Her Pedophile Husband Who Wants Nothing To Do With Her – Gets Trolled By Pretty Much Everyone


The Fall River Guttermuppet is the gift that keeps on giving. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types…

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RIP Neil Fingleton – The 7’8″ Former Worcester Resident, Holy Name, Holy Cross, UNC Legend, And Game Of Thrones Actor


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.           It’s with…

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