All-Star Criminals

Meet Troy Latino: The Brookfield Wangsta Worcester Police Are Looking For In Robbery Who Likes To Use The “N” Word And Bailed On His Pregnant Junkie Girlfriend

Meet Troy Latino: The Brookfield Wangsta Worcester Police Are Looking For In Robbery Who Likes To Use The “N” Word And…

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Mainstream Media Fails

Dianne Williamson Is Joe Petty’s Errand Boy: Interviews Petty Supporter Who Can’t Remember Who He Voted For w/No Audio Expertise Who Says Petty Didn’t Call Protesters Morons

Dianne Williamson Is Joe Petty’s Errand Boy: Interviews Petty Supporter Who Can’t Remember Who He Voted For w/No Audio Expertise Who…

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All-Star Criminals

Webster Guy Whose Psycho GF Tried Cutting His Nuts Off Arrested Alongside Baby Faced Drug Dealer In Charlton Bust, Eliciting Brilliant Facebook Commentary From Free My Boi Patrol

Webster Guy Whose Psycho GF Tried Cutting His Nuts Off Arrested Alongside Baby Faced Drug Dealer In Charlton Bust, Eliciting Brilliant Facebook…

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Social Justice Warriors

The White Guy In Charge Of Black Lives Matter Tweets “This Is What Happens When Trump Picks Your Team” At Halftime, Deletes It After Legendary Comeback

Knowing how terrible Shaun King felt last night was probably the best part about winning the Super Bowl. Want to advertise…

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Sports

Butthurts Saying James White Was Down Before The Goal Line Don’t Realize His Bicep Skin Is The Same Color As A Football

Butthurts Saying James White Was Down Before The Goal Line Don’t Realize His Bicep Skin Is The Same Color As…

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WTF

Southeastern Votech Coddles “Tired” Students With A Two-Hour Delay After Super Bowl Because We Are Raising A Generation Of Crybaby Vag Bags

Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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Sports

Celine Dion Makes The Greatest Super Bowl Ever Even Better

Celine Dion Makes The Greatest Super Bowl Ever Even Better Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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Nudniks

These Are The Diehard Fans The Globe Interviewed Who Said They Weren’t Rooting For The Patriots Because Brady And Belichick Are Friends With Trump

These Are The Diehard Fans The Globe Interviewed Who Said They Weren’t Rooting For The Patriots Because Brady And Belichick…

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Podcasts

God Always Tests His Chosen People In The Bible, Someday Turtleboy Jr. Will Watch The Turtleboy Live Halftime Show And Postgame Blarney Live And He Will Be Proud

God Always Tests His Chosen People In The Bible, Someday Turtleboy Jr. Will Watch The Turtleboy Live Halftime Show And…

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