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  • Dianne Williamson Is Joe Petty’s Errand Boy: Interviews Petty Supporter Who Can’t Remember Who He Voted For w/No Audio Expertise Who Says Petty Didn’t Call Protesters Morons


    Dianne Williamson Is Joe Petty’s Errand Boy: Interviews Petty Supporter Who Can’t Remember Who He Voted For w/No Audio Expertise Who Says Petty Didn’t Call Protesters Morons Want to advertise with…

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    Webster Guy Whose Psycho GF Tried Cutting His Nuts Off Arrested Alongside Baby Faced Drug Dealer In Charlton Bust, Eliciting Brilliant Facebook Commentary From Free My Boi Patrol


    Webster Guy Whose Psycho GF Tried Cutting His Nuts Off Arrested Alongside Baby Faced Drug Dealer In Charlton Bust, Eliciting Brilliant Facebook Commentary From Free My Boi Patrol Want to advertise with…

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    The White Guy In Charge Of Black Lives Matter Tweets “This Is What Happens When Trump Picks Your Team” At Halftime, Deletes It After Legendary Comeback


    Knowing how terrible Shaun King felt last night was probably the best part about winning the Super Bowl. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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    Southeastern Votech Coddles “Tired” Students With A Two-Hour Delay After Super Bowl Because We Are Raising A Generation Of Crybaby Vag Bags


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. If you’re wondering why we are raising…

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    Celine Dion Makes The Greatest Super Bowl Ever Even Better


    Celine Dion Makes The Greatest Super Bowl Ever Even Better Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising…

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