Social Justice Warriors

“Junkies” Pass Out In Quincy Park, Guy Takes Pic, Snowflake Chuds Lose Their Minds – Only It Wasn’t What It Seemed And They All Ended Up Looking Like Morons

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Turtleboy Investigates

Car Insurance Scam Update: Silver Jeep Towed To Ratchet’s House From Central Auto Body, Ratchet’s Husband Has Multiple Arrests For Moving Violations And His Pinterest Page Is Covered With Cars And Motorcycles

Car Insurance Scam Update: Silver Jeep Towed To Ratchet’s House From Central Auto Body, Ratchet’s Husband Has Multiple Arrests For…

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Social Justice Warriors

Northampton Police Cancel “High Five Friday” After Short Haired White SJW Woman Says Black Children Are Traumatized By Community Policing In Schools

Northampton Police Cancel “High Five Friday” After Short Haired White SJW Woman Says Black Children Are Traumatized By Community Policing In…

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All-Star Criminals

Chudmuffin Leominster Panhandler Charged With Stolen Valor For Fake Veteran Sign, Started GoFundMe For Dead Grandmother’s Cancer Fund, Beat And Burned 1 Year Old Boy

Chudmuffin Leominster Panhandler Charged With Stolen Valor For Fake Veteran Sign, Started GoFundMe For Dead Grandmother’s Cancer Fund, Beat And…

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WTF

NIMBY Warwick Residents Not Happy About Gravy Dumpsters Renting Out Crowne Plaza For BDSM Gang Bang

NIMBY Warwick Residents Not Happy About Gravy Dumpsters Renting Out Crowne Plaza For BDSM Gang Bang Want to advertise with…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Fall River Guttermuppet Starts GoFundMe Because She’s A Single Mom Who Does Nothing But Post On Facebook… And You Can Guess Where This Is Going… 

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Mainstream Media Fails

Masslive Doesn’t Realize It Published A Picture Saying “Clit Blaster,” And “Rape Town” In Article About The Old Worcester Courthouse

Masslive Doesn’t Realize It Published A Picture Saying “Clit Blaster,” And “Rape Town” In Article About The Old Worcester Courthouse…

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Mainstream Media Fails

This Russian Ship Is Spying On Us Because They’re About To Invade Connecticut, Just Kidding, It’s Just The MSM Lying And This Shithead Wants A Military Coup

This Russian Ship Is Spying On Us Because They’re About To Invade Connecticut, Just Kidding, It’s Just The MSM Lying And…

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