Homoerotic Chinstrap McGee And NH Justin Bieber Defend Thriving Rap Careers On Rochester PD Facebook Page After Armed Robbery Arrest Leads To “Only God Can Judge” Commentary


Homoerotic Chinstrap McGee And NH Justin Bieber Defend Thriving Rap Careers On Rochester PD Facebook Page After Armed Robbery Arrest Leads To “Only God Can Judge” Commentary Want to advertise…

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Owner Of Tu Moda Apologizes To Woman With Cancer Denied Massage Because They “Didn’t Want The Cancer To Spread,” But Hypnotist Still Thinks They Were Right


Owner Of Tu Moda Apologizes To Woman With Cancer Denied Massage Because They “Didn’t Want The Cancer To Spread,” But Hypnotist Still Thinks They Were Right Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…

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Meet the New Bedford Foodstampoptamai From Yesterday’s Free My Boi Video: They Are Everything You Thought They Would Be AND MORE! 


Sweet baby cheesehogs! This one actually got crazier! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we…

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This Week On ‘So You Think You Can Rape?’: Lawrence Court Officer Soon To Be Playing Catcher


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Here’s How To Get The Newest Turtleboy T-Shirt For The Spring And Summer


Here’s How To Get The Newest Turtleboy T-Shirt For The Spring And Summer Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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Rare Breed Of Pajama Clad Foodstampotamus Spotted In New Bedford Yelling “Free My Son N Word” As Career Criminal Gets Arrested For Selling Drugs With Toy Guns


Rare Breed Of Pajama Clad Foodstampotamus Spotted In New Bedford Yelling “Free My Son N Word” As Career Criminal Gets Arrested For Selling Drugs With Toy Guns Want to advertise with…

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Worcester Public School Teacher Murdered By Career Criminal Illegal Immigrant Who Mayor Joe Petty Vowed To “Protect,” Despite Previous Arrests And 2000 Rape


Worcester Public School Teacher Murdered By Career Criminal Illegal Immigrant Who Mayor Joe Petty Vowed To “Protect,” Despite Previous Arrests And 2000 Rape Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…

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Mother-Son Fentanyl Pushing Dynamic Duo Arrested With 7 Other Walking Dead Extras Are So Seabrook It Hurts


Mother-Son Fentanyl Pushing Dynamic Duo Arrested With 7 Other Walking Dead Extras Are So Seabrook It Hurts Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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Poopface Arrested For Stabbing Guy In Auburn Mall Parking Lot Posted On Turtleboy In September Whining About Us Being Too Negative


Poopface Arrested For Stabbing Guy In Auburn Mall Parking Lot Posted On Turtleboy In September Whining About Us Being Too Negative Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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Belly-Dancing Transvestite-Looking Snowflake Gives Us Threatening Countdown To Remove Blog About Falling 7 11 Sign Because Gravity Offends Her


This might be the dumbest reader email I’ve ever gotten. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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