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    High School Basketball Coach Diddles, Falls In Love With Soph Player, Gives Epic Dooshy Interview, Goes To Jail, Daughter Transfers Schools, Beats Mistresses Team


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    Last Night Was More Proof That It’s Pointless To Try To Work Together With Social Justice Warriors


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    Cheesehog Bully At Center Of Phoebe Prince Suicide Was Arrested Again For Threatening To Slash Another Chick’s Tires And Throat


    Cheesehog Bully At Center Of Phoebe Prince Suicide Was Arrested Again For Threatening To Slash Another Chick’s Tires And Throat Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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