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  • Great Day For UMass Basketball: Creampie From The Boners Forces Derek Kellogg To Be Fired


    Great Day For UMass Basketball: Creampie From The Boners Forces Derek Kellogg To Be Fired Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our…

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    New Bedford Black Market Nintendo Salesman Looking To Buy Food Stamps From Local Ratchets


    New Bedford Black Market Nintendo Salesman Looking To Buy Food Stamps From Local Ratchets Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website…

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    80’s Throwback Crotchdropling Robs Dudley Liquor Store Couple Blocks From Home, Gets Arrested, Has Impromptu Headbanging Concert In Cop Car


    80’s Throwback Crotchdropling Robs Dudley Liquor Store Couple Blocks From Home, Gets Arrested, Has Impromptu Headbanging Concert In Cop Car Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    The Celtics Made This Sad Boy Cry By Murdering The Warriors Last Night, And It Was Awesome


    The Celtics Made This Sad Boy Cry By Murdering The Warriors Last Night, And It Was Awesome Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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    Connecticut Internet Lawyer Is Taking Down Turtleboy By Calling Our Advertisers For Scathing Video Expose He’s Publishing On Imaginary Website That Doesn’t Exist


    Connecticut Internet Lawyer Is Taking Down Turtleboy By Calling Our Advertisers For Scathing Video Expose He’s Publishing On Imaginary Website That Doesn’t Exist Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…

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