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  • Nashua Mom Asks For Turtle Help In Identifying A Mullet Ninja Wangsta Who Stole Her Son’s IPhone From Dick’s Sporting Goods


    A mother in Nashua is asking the public for help in identifying some chud who stole her kids iPhone. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Round 1: Trap Queen Region – Vote For Which Ratchets Should Advance To Next Round


    Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Round 1: Trap Queen Region – Vote For Which Ratchets Should Advance To Next Round Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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    Oxford Public Schools Facebook Page Had The Best April Fools Prank This Year


    Oxford Public Schools Facebook Page Had The Best April Fools Prank This Year Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website…

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    Notorious South Shore Career Criminal Slugrake Is Fresh Out Of Jail And Wants You To Donate To His GoFundMe Because He Needs Cash While He Gets His Next Illegal Enterprise Going


    If you’ve spent your entire life in and out of jail – chances are people will scoff when you start a GoFundMe. Just sayin’. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…

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