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  • Portly Norwich Connecticut Bulls Fan Is Selling His Foodstamps Because He Got Reasons – Thinks Y’all Should Mind Yo Own Bizniz


    Another day – Another flat-brimmed Bulls hat chudbeast selling stamps.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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    Rapey Looking EDM Drunk Finds A Way To Destroy A Worcester Cop Car After Blowing Through Red Light


    Rapey Looking EDM Drunk Finds A Way To Destroy A Worcester Cop Car After Blowing Through Red Light Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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    Springfield Chudstuffer Who Brags About Selling Drugs On Facebook Arrested For B&E After Leaving Footprint Trail In Snow, Ghettofab Free My Boi Commentary Follows On SPD Facebook Page


    Springfield Chudstuffer Who Brags About Selling Drugs On Facebook Arrested For B&E After Leaving Footprint Trail In Snow, Ghettofab Free My Boi Commentary Follows On SPD Facebook Page Want to…

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    Woonsocket Trashcan Arrested For Abusing 5 Month Old Baby Of Roommate, Previously Arrested For Child Abuse in 2013 In Bellingham


    Woonsocket Trashcan Arrested For Abusing 5 Month Old Baby Of Roommate, Previously Arrested For Child Abuse in 2013 In Bellingham Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Palmer Junkie Slugrake, Who Terrorized A Disabled Vietnam Vet With A Series Of Break Ins, Was Out Of Jail For Two Days Before Striking Vet’s House AGAIN And Robbing Him A Fourth Time


    You guys won’t believe this but the Palmer Junkie, who robbed a Vietnam Veteran of his entire pension, is out of jail and guess where he decided to strike first….

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    Slummahville Career Deadbeat Steals Woman’s Car While Pumping Gas, Classy Sister Flex’s Facebook Muscles In His Honor


    Slummahville Career Deadbeat Steals Woman’s Car While Pumping Gas, Classy Sister Flex’s Facebook Muscles In His Honor Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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    New Baker Cult Rap Video From Grafton Gazebo Dedicated To “Fuck Turtle Boy”


    New Baker Cult Rap Video From Grafton Gazebo Dedicated To “Fuck Turtle Boy” Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website…

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