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  • How Much Of An Assbag Do You Have To Be To Waste Taxpayer Money Investigating If Aaron Hernandez Was Murdered?


    How Much Of An Assbag Do You Have To Be To Waste Taxpayer Money Investigating If Aaron Hernandez Was Murdered? Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Triggered SJW’s Are Losing Their Minds That Turtleboy Was Voted Best Local News Source In Worcester Magazine’s Best Of Worcester Poll


    Triggered SJW’s Are Losing Their Minds That Turtleboy Was Voted Best Local News Source In Worcester Magazine’s Best Of Worcester Poll Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    DCF Has FINALLY Removed Guttermuppet’s Two Children, After She Spent The Week Abusing Them In Front Of Shelter Workers, And I’ve Never Felt Such Relief In My Life


    DCF, after months of us pleading for welfare of these two kids, has finally done their job. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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    Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Elite 8: Trap Queen Region – Vote For Which Ratchet Should Advance To The Final 4


    Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Elite 8: Trap Queen Region – Vote For Which Ratchet Should Advance To The Final 4 Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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