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  • Mainstream Media Outrage Over Trump WWE Tweet Proves That The MSM Is Filled With Self-Victimizing, Easily Baited Pussies


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    Former Doofus Boston Globe Writer Reports ALS Bucket Challenge Founder Peter Frates Died; Turns Out He Is Still Alive


    Former Doofus Boston Globe Writer Reports ALS Bucket Challenge Founder Peter Frates Died; Turns Out He Is Still Alive Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Airhead Chud Clown Gets Roasted On West Warwick PD Facebook Page After He Gets Caught Breaking Into A Marked Police Car


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    Bravo! Busted Coke Dealer Was ALSO Once Involved In A Murder


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