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  • Meth Face Beauty Queen And Geriatric Crack Buddy Get Caught Shooting Up In A Walmart Parking Lot


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    BREAKING: Hatchetman Juggalo Shows Up At Kiss 108, Demands They Place Insane Clown Posse, Whips Out Axe When They Tell Him GTFO, Standoff Ensues – Get Ready For The Worst North Shore T Commute


    Every-every-everybody run, murdering, murdering, murdering fun. Swing-a-ding-a-ding, chop, chop, chop.               Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us [email protected] for more information, and check out…

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    Brockton GoFundMe Scam: Grandma Wants To Ship Dumpster Baby She Found 5 Years Ago To Oregon To “Ruenight” With Her/His Real Grandparents


    Brockton GoFundMe Scam: Grandma Wants To Ship Dumpster Baby She Found 5 Years Ago To Oregon To “Ruenight” With Her/His Real Grandparents Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Turtleboy Live Is Back!! Here’s Last Night’s Show Featuring Turtle Intern And Turtle Choad


    Turtleboy Live Is Back!! Here’s Last Night’s Show Featuring Turtle Intern And Turtle Choad Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.       Want…

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    This Hoodrat Popping The Question While Handcuffed And Under Arrest Is The Most Ghetto Thing We’ve Ever Seen 


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.       I always think that I’ve seen it all and then something like this lands in…

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