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  • Coventry Dooshcanoe Forgets It’s 2017 And There’s Cameras Everywhere, So When You Shove A Bottle Of Whiskey In Your Ninja Turtle Underoos Everyone Sees


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    Mom Claiming Manchester McDonald’s Employees Laughed At Her Poop Covered Child From Poopy Playpen Is Most Likely Looking For Free Gift Cards


    Mom Claiming Manchester McDonald’s Employees Laughed At Her Poop Covered Child From Poopy Playpen Is Most Likely Looking For Free Gift Cards Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Washed Up Fitchburg Bleachzilla Cries Over Addiction Killing Her Squad Even Though She’s A Dealer Herself, Brags About Not Getting Caught One Day Before Arrest


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    Geriatrofabulous Chelsea Boozehound Cuffed And Stuffed After Sixth DUI – This Time On A Scooter; Threatens To Kill Cops, Random Civilians


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    Jess Mendoza Is Insufferable And Only Had Her Job Because She Fills In Two Diversity Checkboxes


    Jess Mendoza Is Insufferable And Only Had Her Job Because She Fills In Two Diversity Checkboxes Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.    …

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    Public Shaming: Look At These Cambridge Poopheads Giving Money To The Mass Pike Panhandler Which He Will Immediately Spend On Heroin


    Public Shaming: Look At These Cambridge Poopheads Giving Money To The Mass Pike Panhandler Which He Will Immediately Spend On Heroin Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Monson Madame Judge Dreadlocks Delivers Child Prostitute To Ware For Glad-To-Gland Combat With 71 Year Old Chudstuffer


    Monson Madame Judge Dreadlocks Delivers Child Prostitute To Ware For Glad-To-Gland Combat With 71 Year Old Chudstuffer Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information  …

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