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  • Homeless Crackhead In Wheelchair, Getting A Blowie On New Bedford’s Busiest Street, Is Distaught When The Sloppy Hooker Spots The Camera And Leaves


    Nothing gets the taste of unwashed homeless pecker out of your mouth like orange drank! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out…

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    The Taco Bell Tirade Chudlupa Has Been Found And Only Turtleboy Has His Identity


    Want to have your business advert viewed over 2 million times per month? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. Yesterday…

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    After Almost 3 Terrible Seasons, The Dumpster Fire Known As Pablo Sandoval Has Finally Been Put Out To Pasture


    After Almost 3 Terrible Seasons, The Dumpster Fire Known As Pablo Sandoval Has Finally Been Put Out To Pasture Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Deskie Vs Brockton’s Princess Fupajuicer: Fupa Fills Out The Form Because She Hates Being Called Old And Loves Her Some Abi


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. I’m really thankful that our Desk Girl…

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    Meet Alissa Mott: Racist SJW Harassing TBS Advertisers, Who Previously Attacked Dacosta’s Pizza And Other People She Disagrees With


    Meet Alissa Mott: Racist SJW Harassing TBS Advertisers, Who Previously Attacked Dacosta’s Pizza And Other People She Disagrees With Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information….

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