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Abled Bodied Spencer-Fitchburg He/She Starts GoFundMe For Gas Money To Get To Gardner To Pick Up SSI Check Because He/She Is Too Depressed To Work And Roommate Is Pregnant

Abled Bodied Spencer-Fitchburg He/She Starts GoFundMe For Gas Money To Get To Gardner To Pick Up SSI Check Because He/She Is Too Depressed To Work And Roommate Is Pregnant

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This might be the most pathetic GoFundMe we’ve ever seen:

A quick breakdown:

  • This appears to be 4 random people, at least two of whom are lovers, sharing an apartment and one car in Spencer that is low on gas.
  • They want $100, because GFM takes “about half or more.” In reality GFM takes 5%.
  • They need the money for gas because “Mike” can’t get to “work” on a quarter tank.
  • Kellie Petty, the “wife” of Dalton, can’t get to work without gas money.

  • Danielle, who of course is pregnant, can’t get to her OBGYN appointment.

Yes ,someone looked at this face

And said, “I’d like to fornicate with that.” Anything is possible in this great land of ours.

  • Dalton Petty, the person who made this GFM, needs gas money to get to Gardner to pick up her/his SSI check.
  • Without gas money they can’t get to the unemployment office, or any other government agency that’s handing out cash to free loaders.
  • Dalton can’t get to his/her psych appointment (paid for by the taxpayers via Masshealth) in order to get more meds (paid for by the taxpayers).

  • They need gas to get to Leominster in order to be the defendant in a court case.
  • They’re selling all their “stuff” but they’re not getting what they believe is market value, even though the free market has determined what the crap their selling is worth. For instance, no one wanted to buy this $400 preemie doll that can’t open its eyes.

  • They’re not asking for sympathy, just cash. Don’t worry, they never limit themselves when they go grocery shopping.

  • Dalton vowed to never make “one of these again,” so clearly he/she is a GFM trap queen/king. Turns out Dalton, who used to go by “Lex” before “Lex” (a chick) realized that she was a dude named named Dalton, had another GoFundMe up looking for $1,000 in moving expenses just a few months ago.

Of course they moved from Fitchburg to Spencer. That’s what we call the ratchet expressway. And as usual, nothing is their fault.

Anyway, it’s not enough that these abled bodied adults in their early 20’s are receiving SSI, unemployment, and Masshealth. We don’t do enough for them already. Now they want gas money too, because they can’t afford to drive to Gardner to pick up more free shit. And these grown adults have no problem putting themselves out there like this. Must be fun to have no shame whatsoever.

Don’t get them wrong, Dalton would work, but he/she can’t because of depression:

It’s the worst. I get depressed thinking about work too. Where can I get my depression check?

Even though they can’t afford to drive anywhere, they sure do have plenty of available resources to take in new pets though.

And go bowling

Hey Dalton, here’s an idea – if you want to get a job, make yourself look somewhat presentable. Whatever you do, don’t do this to your face:

Barnum and Bailey has left town. There’s no one left looking to hire someone who looks like they got beat up by a stapler. A couple friends pointed this out, but it’s not a big deal because Lex/Dalton knows a CNA that go the same piercing:

It’s probably true. There’s no job that attracts a higher percentage of ratchets than a CNA.

Anyway, it’s a free country so no one is forcing anyone else to give money to these people. But the real travesty is that Dalton proudly collects SSI, despite being able bodied and capable of working. Dalton more than likely is on Masshealth, and will be the first to complain if taxpayer funded health insurance doesn’t pay for her to become him with a call to the magic penis fairy. We are all paying for this:



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19 Comment(s)
  • Itsjustme
    September 6, 2017 at 12:25 am

    If she doesn’t even have a few dollars to make it to her doctors appointment how the fuck is she going to care for a baby? She going to start a new gofundme every time she needs diapers, or formula because you know this hag isn’t going to breastfed, or what about all the trips a baby needs to the pediatrician? I’m not even referring to sick visits, an infant needs to see the pediatrician every 2 to 8 weeks for first year.

    • Shockertostupidity
      September 6, 2017 at 3:40 am

      I was going to comment asking basically the same question. What id she going to do? But then it sorta came to me that she will i bet, get more welfare,wic and other state funded benefits. They will raise it as soon as she adds that baby . Dunno about her s.s.i. I dont even know how that works, but theres no doubt she gets stamps and cash benefits. Its also hilarious to me that people actually believe enough to donate that they have a check to pick up, when in reality of 2017 is even almost every single now has electronic payment for all employees, disability and s.s.i are electronic
      Thats it, im starting a gofundme page and seriously titling it “why not”,or “just because “

  • Hailey
    September 5, 2017 at 9:35 pm

    I get that these people for sure abuse government services, and are disgusting for it. But, there are REAL people with REAL mental disorders that really do prevent you from functioning in society that DO need the assistance. Fuck these guys though.

  • Elizabeth
    September 5, 2017 at 7:08 pm

    I am an avid Turtle rider and I never stop to comment on anything but this is truly sad. I don’t know what in the world possessed these 3 people who have some fucked up vision on what reality looks like to feel so entitled that they would think people who hang over their hard earned money so they can have gas money. I am blown away. This is what’s wrong with America to many people feeling entitled! Save some money! Plan ahead! Prioritize! They knew they had appointments and needed gas. Shame on them!

  • They call me Ponch
    September 5, 2017 at 6:00 am

    Who buys creepy-ass bizzaro dolls like that?

    Now you know.

  • R. R.
    September 5, 2017 at 2:59 am

    Lookee here!
    It’s the 3 Muffketeers!

  • Webster Turtle Rider
    September 4, 2017 at 11:55 pm

    Please. What a scam. But sure here’s one third of my hard earned pay check so you can fuck off all day and catch charges, no problem.

  • Jenny Craig
    September 4, 2017 at 11:10 pm

    Ask about our special going all this month.

  • Sloppy
    September 4, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    Fat piles of shit like that are fucking selfish and useless. Think about it: If the shit were to go down in any way -you’re on a plane that makes an emergency landing and the cabin is filling with smoke, or there’s a serious crisis where there’s no fuel or power for an extended period of time and people have to take turns carrying water and other essentials a long way… what the FUCK is some fat load of blubber gonna to to help anyone? They won’t even be able to help themselves.
    If I’m on that doomed airplane, I’m gonna step on that fat fuck’s face while they’re squirming around in the aisle and I’m gonna go help someone else get to the emergency exit.
    When the power grid goes out for 4 months, big fat loafs like that crew are getting zero help from me when it’s my turn to walk 8 miles into town for rations.
    And we’re kind of already there with these fat slobs. Here we are, the economy is just charging right now, and these piles of shit are, as Turtleboy pointed out, relying on each and every one of us to earn the bread that they stuff in their faces. Fucking young people. My neighbor is an 75 year old widow who chops her own firewood and grows her own food and meat. And here these fat fucks are, mooching off all of us and begging for more.
    I hope someone hits one of ’em in the head with a fuckin’ shovel, I really do.

  • I dare you
    September 4, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    “I’d like to fornicate with that.” – I didn’t know turkey basters could talk.

  • Liar Liar, Sweatpants on Fire
    September 4, 2017 at 8:04 pm

    SSI hasn’t been issued by paper check in at least five years. It’s all either direct deposit or by a SSA-issued debit card now. This thing is full of shit.

  • Publius
    September 4, 2017 at 7:00 pm

    why does’t Clive ever write about gutter muppets and welfare hucksters like these.

  • #lgbtqrstuvwxyzzzzzzz
    September 4, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    Damn it’s the house of fattys, complete with a pregnant goth loser fat chick, a lesbian and a shim! This is some pathetic shit, it knows it’s gonna get almost all the funds, yet still pulls the lie that gofundme takes a lot, let’s try some math. 5% is their rate. $100-5% is what folks? $5! $5 whole dollars! Common core hasn’t done shit for these loser asses that paid more attention to being another sex than the books, we have a whole generation of skinny jean boy-girls running around wanting to be the other sex and not knowing simple math. Drain the motherfucking swamp!

  • Itsjustme
    September 4, 2017 at 2:14 pm

    Just when I think I’ve seen it all you post another article like this.

  • Roy
    September 4, 2017 at 1:55 pm

    400 dollar doll can be either just like lexi/dalton

  • phong
    September 4, 2017 at 1:50 pm

    since the last SSI checks were mailed in 2003, I think the check is void by now. It’s electronic transfer now.

    Now, in terms of being depressed, this is the most faked disability. These kids aren’t depressed, they’re just lazy asses. Real sufferers don’t smile in pictures, let alone want to be in them.

    I spit in it’s face.

    • phong
      September 4, 2017 at 1:52 pm

      2013. Sorry missed it.

      I spit again at it.

  • Wannabe
    September 4, 2017 at 1:09 pm

    I consider myself a progressive thinker, and yes I’m a Democrat, but I do believe in gun rights and I respect and honor police…. I guess I’m pretty tolerant/liberal in my social standing BUT I draw the line at SHIMS/ She-He’s or Trans – whatever the fuck they’re callin themselves these days!!! Fukin FREAKS who are so fucked in the head emotionally and mentally that they would actually resort to butchering themselves????? Wtf?? And then they come out of the shadows and demand special ” rights” as if any of us normal folk have the time or energy to spare an ounce of empathy because they decided they’re not happy I the body they were born into??? What the fuck!!!! And now we’re paying them because they’re depressed?!???? Well now I’m depressed too since I realize my tax dollars are going to these horrendous creatures and their lousy ” hurt feelings” Also Turyle Boy has really opened my eyes to just how rampant abuse of the Welfare State really IS!!! I’ll admit before I found this site I guess I was naive, sure I knew some abused the system but I had NO IDEA! How common and flagrant the abuse is and how utterly STUPID these bottom of the gene pool creatans are to boast about their ripping off the decent folk in FB posts full of false bravado and pathetic bragging… I’m starting to really fear for the future of our Nation and civilization if the welfare state is allowed to continue to breed these repulsive disgusting specimens. I see a whole generation of young people void of any pride, decency, integrity, ambition or honor… it’s truly depressing so maybe I should ask for a monthly ” depression check????” Yeah guck that! I’ll deal with my depression by working some overtime and drinking some whiskey and sucker punching the first guy I see wearing a FBCB hat:)

  • John Galt
    September 4, 2017 at 1:01 pm

    Wow. When will President Trump pull the Gravy Train in for way-overdue maintenance

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