• After Almost 3 Terrible Seasons, The Dumpster Fire Known As Pablo Sandoval Has Finally Been Put Out To Pasture



    After Almost 3 Terrible Seasons, The Dumpster Fire Known As Pablo Sandoval Has Finally Been Put Out To Pasture

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    ESPN: The Pablo Sandoval era is over in Boston. Sandoval was informed Friday that he has been designated for assignment, the Red Sox announced. The move effectively terminates one of the worst free-agent signings in franchise history, although the Red Sox still owe the 30-year-old third baseman approximately $49 million through the end of the 2019 season. Boston has 10 days to either trade or release Sandoval.

    “I thank the Boston Red Sox for the opportunity and I remain positive that with the love and support of my family I will continue on with my career,” Sandoval told ESPN’s Marly Rivera.

    Sandoval said he is currently in Miami, where he will remain training and working out, preparing for the next step in his career.

    Working out in Miami? or eating grouper like its going out of style? take your pick.

    REJOICE RED SOX FANS! One of the worst contracts ever to be signed in baseball history has FINALLY ended. The Red Sox have designated Pablo Sandoval for assignment giving them 10 days to either trade/release this fupa beast.

    If you think i am overreacting by saying Pablo Sandoval was one of the worst signings then take a look:

    https://twitter.com/highheatstats/status/877166387512442881

    If you were worse than Will Middlebrooks, that’s how you know you’ve overstayed your welcome in Boston. Even though this nightmare is finally over… he will still be owed the contract he signed. Yes, just like when he was playing, he will be paid to sit on his ass and eat entire an grocery store. Think about this… he was just as bad as Josh Hamilton going to the Angels… Who WAS ON COKE. Cue The Stephen A Smith reaction….

    I am literally so happy I do not have to see this clown wearing the great Red Sox uniform anymore. Now he can go back to sitting on the shitter, flicking through his Instagram looking for a poor girl to hit on.

    In the grand scheme of things, the Red Sox have signed some shitty contracts. They signed Carl Crawford to a 7 year $142M deal, they signed Sandoval to a 5 year $95M deal, and people also forget they signed Rusney Castillo to a 7 year $72M deal. The Red Sox are about as reckless with money as Shia Labeouf is with his life.

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    1. Nurse Elderberry


      Why are nurses all such bitchy hostile women

    2. kevi packs a mean 9 iron


      Just hide some coke in his locker and call the cops. problem solved.

    3. wabbitt


      Still not as bad as the Mets deal with Bobby Bonilla. They’re STILL paying him every year and the dude’s been retired for like a decade and a half.

    4. Jack Mehoff


      I went to the Worcester Bravehearts game last night (yes, Woo Town has a baseball team…). The mid inning entertainment is cheesy of course, that’s what’s intended. Maybe they could get Sandoval up for an empanada eating contest and see if he can out eat the entire stadium. Not sure I’d bet against that fat fuck. Good riddance!

    5. Slimfast


      I have the same physique as Pablo… where can I get my $95 mill? Hell, I’ll settle for $42.5 mill, a bargain!

    6. Dan Shaughnessy


      Tomato cans, tomato cans, tomato cans, TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP. I hate Bill Belichick and Tom Brady. WOE TO YOU ALL.

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