Alex Morse Is Hosting Drag Queen Bingo Day In Holyoke While The Fire Department Continues To Be Underfunded

Alex Morse Is Hosting Drag Queen Bingo Day In Holyoke While The Fire Department Continues To Be Underfunded

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Mayor Moron is up to his old tricks in Holyoke:

Pride Month will be celebrated here with the raising of the rainbow flag at City Hall Friday and a “Drag Queen Bingo” tournament June 29. “It’s important to host such events to bring the community together, and to remind the public that our city values diversity and inclusion. It’s important we celebrate our differences,” Mayor Alex B. Morse said Tuesday in an email. “Despite federal marriage equality, the LGBT community still faces many obstacles and challenges, and I’m proud to bring together our community to rally around our commitment to ensuring equal rights to all of our LGBT residents,” said Morse, the city’s first openly gay mayor.

Oh for fuck’s sake. Give it up already. Gay people are equal. They are not in any way, shape, or form, “oppressed.” Life is good, especially here in Western Massachusetts, where the homosexual president of the of the Massachusetts State Senate, resides and lives in harmony. Where this openly gay mayor can get elected with zero political experience at the age of 24. Where gay people have been getting married for well over 10 years. You have ZERO OBSTACLES AND CHALLENGES.

Of course people like Alex Morse have made careers out of becoming victims. It’s the only thing they know how to do, and the money is good. Turtleboy has always been on the side of pro-gay marriage, but the battle is over. The gays won. No one is buying your victimhood status any longer.

My biggest issue is with “drag queen bingo.” This is the shit I don’t get. Why does gay pride have to manifest itself as a freak show? Gay people are regular people, right? Just your average Joe’s, living their life, who just so happen to be sexually attracted to the same gender as themselves. So then why is this the shit you see at gay pride parades?

Normal people don’t wear speedos out in public, nor do they gag themselves, get down on all fours, and subject themselves to being dog walked. Why are we celebrating this? On what planet do we think it’s appropriate to glamorize this to children?

And then there’s the drag queens:

This is what progress looks like. A bunch of people clapping for a traveling freak show so they don’t get labeled as bigots.

Alex Morse is hosting “Drag Queen Bingo” which is actually a thing:

Meanwhile, back in January Alex Morse got three people killed because he didn’t properly fund the fire department. Make no doubt about it – those people would be alive today if public safety was the Mayor’s priority.



But it’s not a priority. Drag queen bingo is a priority.

Hey, here’s an idea – maybe its time for Holyoke to elect an adult to run the city. Someone with some actual life experience who isn’t a professional social justice warrior. Ya know, because Holyoke is kind of a shitbum town that could use some cleaning up. Is anyone running against this clown? Because if not then you can’t really complain about him. Democracy only works if people get involved. If not then these are the assholes who run your city. Alex Morse is gay, which is great. But the problem is he lets that define who he is, and it’s the only thing he seems to care about. If anyone runs against this clown they’ll have Turtleboy’s full support in November.



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14 Comment(s)
  • Sonny's Mom
    July 31, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    Seriously Turtleboy, you don’t know what goes on at these “pride parades”? They have kids’ events too, parades and proms, state-funded. Where have you been for the last 40 years?

  • Lenny for LA
    June 12, 2017 at 9:17 pm

    Alex Morsey love to suck black underage cock and insert nigga anal beads into his ass

  • Just Wondering?
    June 12, 2017 at 6:32 pm

    From what I understand, Alex Morse is missing! There are posters out asking anyone for his whereabouts. Is he stuck in the closet of his mommie’s basement?

    Just wondering.

  • wabbitt
    June 10, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    Well, the St Patrick’s Day parade is basically the drunken, idiotic version of a gay pride parade. There’s just less leather and cross dressing.

    I’m saying that both of them need to go, not one or the other.

  • Big Raymond
    June 8, 2017 at 8:31 pm

    Had no idea it was this bad, turns out Alex Morse is a ginger also.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    June 8, 2017 at 12:04 pm

    The sign in the background in one of the pictures is hysterical…..

    “Drill Ass, Not Gas”

    • Big Raymond
      June 8, 2017 at 8:33 pm

      not a pleasant thought, but you probably get 2 for 1 on that.

  • Anon.
    June 8, 2017 at 11:26 am

    Morse is a dope. This is more important to him than the fire department.

    June 7, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    Just one word . . . M.O.A.B the whole fucking place . . . . kill it with fire

    June 7, 2017 at 9:00 pm

    Turtle Boy once again hit the nail on the head. And all these drag shows are being held in City Hall, not some venue somewhere but where this idiot is SUPPOSED to be governing. I wish he’d put the same effort into tge budget that he does making a spectacle of Holyoke. Thanks TBS for seeing what a douche this moron is!!

  • Itsjustme
    June 7, 2017 at 6:55 pm

    Do they not have a age limit for mayor? I didn’t realize you could be elected right out of high school with literally no experience except student counsel.
    Our last mayor was 32 when he was first elected and I thought that was young, and he had a wife and three kids, and owned his own home. He turned out to be a really good mayor, so I’m not saying young people can’t be. Sounds like this guy isn’t doing what is best for his community

  • KJDS
    June 7, 2017 at 4:46 pm

    Gay people are being thrown off buildings in the middle east, arrested and taken to ‘concentration camps’ in Chechnya, and who knows what is happening to gay people in North Korea, but tell me again how you’re oppressed?

    And until stuff like that stops, I really don’t think we can continue to use ‘2017’ as a qualifier for civilized behavior.

  • Bite Me
    June 7, 2017 at 3:33 pm

    First the tranny’s now this shit. Crust on a cracker when does the word oppressed get to retire? It’s 2017, if we were talking the South Emd of Boston or South Boston and it was 1985? That wasn’t oppression, that was run for your life days. These whiny mellinium bitches haven’t struggled for anything except their own self absorbed “everyone owes me” attitude. As a gay man the mayor is the worst example of anything. Shut up play dress up on your own time and get the [email protected]@k to work getting fire fighters what they need. It’s called prioritizing, try some you nelly BITCH. Signed a Pissed Off Fag, shut up you make us all look stupid when it’s your ass on front of the news.

    • Hopelessness Hell of Holyoke
      June 8, 2017 at 12:47 am

      Holyoke is a complete dump of town, period.
      The crime rate rises every year, there’s more abandoned buildings,
      and more drugs than ever before. It’s the Heroin Capital of Mass.
      I have gay friends myself and they all hate events like this.
      Mayor Morse is an awful mayor who is obsessed with sexual politics,
      which is disturbing. VOTE HIM OUT>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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