Huffington Post: Internet trolls, please reclaim this sad excuse for a man Amy Schumer kicked out of her stand-up show. He’ll be waiting in the parking lot outside the venue. Kthxbai. During the comedian’s Stockholm, Sweden, stop of her tour on Wednesday night, Schumer made an example of a heckler who felt compelled to yell, “Show us your tits,” in the middle of her set. Yes, because the thousands of people paid good money to hear your pubescent playground taunts, sir. Schumer, of course, handily shut him down by first inviting him on stage, and then mercilessly roasting him much to the pleasure of the audience.
“What do you do for a living?” she asked the heckler, who then told her he worked in sales. “Is it going well? Cause we’re not buying it,” she fired back.
“But if you yell out again, you’re going to be yelling ‘show your tits’ in the parking lot, because you’re going to get thrown out, motherf**ker.”
And so he did. And so she did.
So is Amy Schumer supposed to be funny? Because I don’t get it. This is a woman who made a career by being raunchy and telling period jokes. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But this is what defines you at this point. People are gonna yell “show us your tits” at your shows. It’s gonna happen. Not that I condone what this heckler did. Hecklers are the worst. But just check out this lying headline:
Did I miss the part where Amy Schumer “destroyed” that heckler? Because “you’re going to be yelling show your tits in the parking lot” might be the least funny thing a comedian has ever said. If you’re gonna engage a heckler, at least be funny. Male comics destroy the souls of hecklers. They mock everything about them. They certainly don’t kick them out, because that’s basically admitting that you can’t beat them with satire, which is what people paid to come and see you do. Come up with a funny zinger about him not seeing tits without paying for them. Anything besides “you’re gonna be yelling that in the parking lot.”
This is just yet another example of “girl power” feminism gone wrong. It didn’t matter what she said. It was just the fact that she said something back to him that got the Jezbos over at the Huffington Post all juiced up. They love this lady because she’s thick and raunchy and does and says all the things they’d say if they gave up all their class and dignity. A strong independent woman stands up to an annoying oppressive white guy and social justice warriors say she “destroyed” him because they really just wanted to see him destroyed.
But make no doubt about it, that guy was given a free ticket and came to that show for the sole purpose of being kicked out of it. He said that just to fuck with her and hope she would be the weak and triggered woman that he thought she was. And she did exactly what he wanted her to do. He wins.
P.S. The comments in that Youtube video are hilarious.
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