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Angry Hyphenated Feministo Trying To Get United Pilot Fired For Calling Flight Attendants Pretty

 

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We’ve addressed the differences between a feminist and a feministo a million time before. Turtleboy is a feminist. We believe that women are strong and powerful and should have equal opportunities for success in the free market. Turtleboy is NOT a feministo though. A feministo is usually a short-haired hyphenated cat lady who goes out of their way to make themselves a victim. More often than not they’re just man-hating, buzzword shouting malcontents with too much time on their hands.

So yesterday some feministo went semi-viral when she tweeted this out on her United flight:

Stop the fight!!! He called them pretty? What’s next? Is he gonna start holding doors open for them and allowing them to get on the lifeboats first when the Titanic goes down? Next thing you know he’ll be suggesting that women should be exempt from the draft!! Where is Jesse Spano when you need her?

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So did she want the pilot to say that the women were ugly? “Watch out for the fat bitches with the drink cart.” And of course her name is Betsy hyphenated name too. Could’ve seen this built up anger coming from a mile away.

People immediately started making fun of her for her traumatic white girl problems, and instead of just signing off of social media, she started to retweet their “sexual harassment” in a vain attempt to shame them:

Never heard of this woman before. But I guess this is how you make a name for yourselves nowadays. Find a way to make yourself a victim.

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Look, it’s pretty clear what happened here. Betsy Fischer Martin has probably never been called pretty by anyone her entire life. She’s probably worked really hard to get where she is, but she’s still a relative nobody. She heard this pilot call his flight attendants “pretty,” from her first class seat, and she was triggered because not even her husband calls her that anymore.

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Holy Allah!! You’re probably gonna hate Turtleboy for this Betsy, but you’re not exactly unpleasant on the eyes. You can take a dump on Turtleboy’s chest any day.

New rule, feministos must be stored in the overhead compartment of all flights. Either that or put them in the compartment with the dogs and golf clubs. No one wants to hear from these people because all they do is make everyone around them miserable. What the pilot should’ve done is had one of the pretty young ladies give her a parachute and tell her feministo ass to jump out of the plane if she didn’t like it.

Anyway, the Internet is laughing at this woman and rightfully so.

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Literally no one seems to be having her back. It’s just too embarrassing to associate yourself with someone so dumb. But since we’re living in a PC world, you just know that it was only a matter of time before United fed into her attention seeking behavior:

I’ll tell you one thing – if this pilot gets disciplined, or is forced to go to sensitivity training, Turtleboy will NEVER fly United again. It will be my pleasure to boycott them because they are BY FAR the worst major airline (Spirit is not a major airline). We have to take a stand against these social justice warrior morons. If United had responded back and told her to fuck off, they’d probably be the airline of choice today. Hopefully companies start realizing this soon. The American public will have your back if you do.

Oh yea, and her husband is named Jonathan Martin, and as you know, people named Jonathan Martin are huge weenies.

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He writes for the New York Times (obviously) and is a self-proclaimed feminist/SJW. In other words, he surrendered his man card a long, long time ago. If you want to literally laugh out loud, check out her marriage announcement to Jonathan Martin in the New York Times. Particularly the very last line:

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Someone divorced this woman? Wow, never saw that one coming. She seems like such an easy person to get along with.

 

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20 Comment(s)
  • LLC
    July 12, 2016 at 9:31 am

    I’m a chick & if I owned that wonky eye, I’d be crawling back in my cave not tweeting some “I’m offended” BS. Please STFU.

  • fordsnharleys
    tngsucks
    July 12, 2016 at 8:18 am

    In other news people still do wedding announcements. I had never seen one declaring previous marriages as well as the occupation of the groom’s parents. The whole thing must really be a hoot.

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  • JayC
    July 11, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    What a loon! A once divorced feministo, with zero sense of humor, who is married to a beta male who works for the New York Times. With such rage over nothing she’d probably be citizen of the year if she lived in Greenfield, Amherst, Northhampton, or The People’s Republic of Cambridge.

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    July 11, 2016 at 5:33 pm

    You’re only allowed to joke on Southwest. Though, one time a SW flight attendant said, “Buckle up everybody! Captain’s gonna try something new!” right before wheels up …and then had to clarify that she was joking. Everybody laughed though. Personally, I like the pilot I’ve gotten a few times who lands, pulls up to the gate, and then yells, “GET OUT”. Gets a laugh every time. If your airline has a cattle heard call for seating that released the overhead compartment claim war, I can’t hate you. You’re cool. You’re laid back. You make people work out shit on their own like adults should. Those passengers can take a joke.

    United? Meh, I wouldn’t pull shit. That is some strict crap on there and I want to die on every flight. On that note, what ever happened to Midwest Airlines and their huge leather seats and warm cookies? I guess my empty flights tell me what happened but I don’t want to believe it.

    I dunno, I fly a lot and some personality is nice. I’d like to be called the pretty lady on the isle!

  • Fatfingr Lou
    July 11, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    I thought the Fischer-Martin (Fisher-Marten?) was on the You Tube video chasing the squirrel around the tree.

    What a mean-spirited little animal that is apparently also easily offended.

    Fischer-Martins on a plane!

  • Joe Max
    July 11, 2016 at 3:40 pm

    I fly fairly often, just wish there were young pretty flight attendants up-there. There’s a few of course, but compared to the old PSA days, it’s almost extinct. Except, for the Asian airlines, they’re the best and the hot flight attendants are still plentiful thankfully. Far as the women complaining, they should get a life and maybe even try to make themselves more attractive. Realistically, if that’s possible !

  • Monica
    July 11, 2016 at 2:50 pm

    Well, if it offends one to hear the pilot direct your attention to the pretty ladies, then perhaps one should wear ear plugs in the future? There is far too much pissing and moaning about every little thing lately. If the whole world made me mad, i would call a good shrink, get on some good meds, and spend more time away from crowds!
    Try a bubble bath, walk in the woods, take up knitting, something! Find a damn hobby!

  • GoneWest
    July 11, 2016 at 2:49 pm

    Nobody knows how to take a compliment anymore.

  • Reddog
    July 11, 2016 at 1:43 pm

    These people need to lighten up. Who the hell wants to be offended all the time? Sounds like she needs to get laid bad.

  • AE
    July 11, 2016 at 12:43 pm

    “Next thing you know he’ll be suggesting that women should be exempt from the draft!!”

    The Senate actually just voted to include women in the draft. Well, there’s always pregnancy as an out.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    July 11, 2016 at 12:12 pm

    What the fuck is wrong with her eyes? TB if she shits on your chest make sure she’s looking slightly left to adjust her dead eye or she will miss the target.

    • JenB
      July 11, 2016 at 8:52 pm

      THANK YOU! I needed that laugh.

    • Three Ball Fred
      July 12, 2016 at 11:35 am

      What the fuck crawled up your snatch and died?

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        July 12, 2016 at 11:54 am

        I’m not sure but when I get some alone time I may take a risk and go knuckles deep to check. Will post results of the lost and found later, bitch.

    • Three Ball Fred
      July 13, 2016 at 8:18 am

      How can a snatch exist with such a vile odor and not kill the host body? You’re a filthy cunt.

  • M
    July 11, 2016 at 11:15 am

    This is almost as bad as the 2 women at Dunkin Donuts who got offended when my husband responded to their question..”want cream and sugar?” … with “Yes Ma’am”.. you would have thought their heads were going to explode!!

    • UsualSuspect
      UsualSuspect
      July 11, 2016 at 12:00 pm

      You expected a couple of coffee servers to have any idea what terms of respect are? In 2016, respect is a forgotten term. Sir and Ma’am are staples of military speak and connote respect. Welcome to the new world where disrespect rules the day. A little respect would go a long way toward curing this country’s ills, but instead we are inundated with the media’s sensationalist portrayals of disrespectful “victims” and those with hurt feelings.

      • JoeMomma
        July 11, 2016 at 2:11 pm

        I work on a military base and get called “Sir” a thousand times a day. It made me feel old at first but they are doing it out of respect. Now it puts a smile on my face.

    • GFY
      July 11, 2016 at 12:31 pm

      To be fair, ma’am probably means “fat cunt” in Slovakian or whatever they speak

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