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    Reader Email: Hi Turtleboy! I have an issue and I’ve been directed to you to help solve the “mystery” by quite a few people. I lost my debit card in Shrewsbury (the town where I live) – someone found it, picked it up, and then went on a shopping spree racking up over $500. I have the list of all the places he went. I went to the smokeshop he was at in Worcester, got video footage, still photos of him, him with my card and his car. Then went to the middle eastern market he spent money at (Bahnan’s) and they know his name is Peter, and he is Iranian. I have everything I need – except his last name and where to find him. I followed his tracks. I know he is on EBT, but drives a Mercedes and steals people’s cards. Can you help me to get this dooshnozzle? I have Shrewsbury PD working on this but nothing has been done yet – I dropped off the video footage with them last night. I’m not good at sitting back and letting things happen – I want to solve this myself and bring the asshole to court.

    Here’s what he did and where he went on November 17th starting at 3:00 PM:

    • Gulf Oil (Store #91801109)
    • Park Ave Smoke Shop (where he spent over 15 minutes talking to the owner about products and asking a bunch of questions about the prices of things, even though money was no object because he was going to use my card anyway)
    • Bahnan Market
    • West Tatnuk Laundry & Dry Clean
    • Park Ave Price Chopper
    • Gulf Oil Shrewsbury Shell Station

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    Holy shit – it’s every angry uncle I’ve ever seen growing up at a U-12 soccer game berating the referees. Guaranteed this guy has the world’s largest collection of untrimmed nose hairs too.

    We just wanna say how honored we are that this law-abiding citizen was urged by her law-abiding friends to bring her story to Turtleboy Sports because they knew we would help find this greaseball. Don’t get me wrong, we are quite confident the Shrewsbury Police are doing what they can to find out who this winner is. But at the end of the day they don’t have the following we do, so we might as well put the word out so we can help them bring this assbag to justice.

    We’ve all lost our debit/credit cards before. Luckily if someone finds it and pulls a stunt like this then the banks normally cover your loss. But it’s the principle of the matter that dickbags like this think they can get away with and carry on like normal, law-abiding citizens while doing so. I mean, the dude was shooting the shit and talking about the weather at the Park Ave smokeshop. He got too cocky for his own good.

    Of course the real kicker here is that this is his car:

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    Dude drives a Mercedes. I’d like to drive one of those but I have these pesky things called “taxes” and “diapers” that prohibit me from doing so.

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    Oh yea, and he’s also on food stamps. Because, it’s Massachusetts – why wouldn’t he be on food stamps? We know this because it’s been confirmed by some of the places where he ran up the bill using this woman’s credit card. Because instead of going to a place where no one knew him, this genius decided to go to the places where everyone knows his name, so they could have more information to provide the cops after he inevitably got caught.

    Does this look like a single mother to you?

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    Because I’m pretty sure that’s why EBT exists. To help poor people with families to take care. Not to help grizzled Iranian guys who drive Mercedes and steal credit cards. That’s the most offensive part about this whole thing – the woman is a taxpeyer. She pays for his EBT. But that’s not enough for good ol’ Peter. He had to steal her credit card too.

    So does anyone out there know who this guy is and/or where he lives? We figured we might as well give it a shot. It’s kind of our civic duty. If you know who he is then please message us so we can verify it before getting in contact with the Shrewsbury Police. It’s not guaranteed that we will find this guy, but ya never know. Worcester’s not a big place. This guy has to live next door to someone and we’ve got turtle riders manning every block from Boston to Pittsfield. So someone out there must know who he is. Let’s see if we can use Turtleboy as a force for good once again.

     

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    Discussion

    1. Felony time


      Happy I’m not him.

    2. Duke Westwood


      Looks like the Soviet official that was in charge of Ivan Drago in Rocky IV

    3. Paul Larson


      In South Carolina in 1820, Governor John Geddes was a Jeffersonian Democrat, and the state had 2 U.S. Senators, William Smith, a Jeffersonian Democrat and John Gaillard, a Jeffersonian Democrat. That year the Democratically controlled state government took away the power of a slave-owner to free his slave. Two years later, with the same Senators but with a new Jeffersonian Democrat Governor Thomas Bennett, due to a common belief that free black sailors were conspiring with other blacks to provoke slave rebellion, the Democratically controlled state banned the landing of free blacks from ships in its harbors. Free blacks who did land were imprisoned and, if their jail costs were not paid …

      THEY WERE SOLD INTO SLAVERY.

      When Justice William Johnson of the Supreme Court ruled that this law was unconstitutional, he became the target of a campaign of vilification throughout the South (exactly what is happening to Trump right now).

      South Carolina simply disregarded his ruling, as did Virginia. Politically the South Carolina governor was a Jeffersonian Democrat as were both U.S. Senators.

      PS: Hamilton was NOT a pro-slavery Jeffersonian Democrat, Hamilton was an anti-slavery Federalist!

      Paul Larson

      1. Tommy Chong


        Oh wow man… you just said, like, a whole lot of words… That don’t have anything to do with the topic, man…

        1. Paul Larson


          Tommy Chong,

          South Carolina Democrats ENSLAVED free blacks if they couldn’t pay their way out of jail. Do you think that is freedom? It was Republicans who freed the slaves. Martin Luther King was a
          Republican. I guess you don’t know much about slavery and how it ended.

          Paul Larson

          1. The Executioner


            Stfu. I hope trump ends welfare and brings back slavery.evryone should own one.

          2. You suck at life


            And…. how is this on topic? Thanks for the “education”, but when you just start ranting about democrats and slavery, you lose more support than you gain. It’s the same thing as the moonies on the corner ranting about the world being condemned… Good message, bad forum, wrong venue…

      2. Realist


        Go away!

        1. Paul Larson


          Realist wants to take away my right to freedom of speech. Typical undemocratic Democrat.

          Paul Larson

          1. Mirror Mirror


            Boom.

            You might not like his TL/DR rants, but PL just identified and roasted a lib troll after only a 2 word comment.

            This guy’s not as oblivious as some might think.

            1. Realist


              Maybe you and Paul should get together and brainstorm!

            2. Realist


              You are though!!! Boom!

          2. Realist


            No I don’t, I just don’t want to have to scroll past your endless babble to get to the other comments!

      3. GFY


        Paul Larson, bobnmics retarded cousin

    4. JJ


      #paullarsonputsmetosleep

      1. BobnMic


        Education was never really your strong suit was it.

    5. Stu Pidazzo


      Wait… why did the store owners who know his name to be Peter allow him to use a debit card with a woman’s name?. Dude clearly doesn’t look like a Shirley or Linda. I’m assuming he ran the transactions as credit as he didn’t know the debit PIN.

      1. anon


        Well, these days you never know…

    6. Marcellus Spivey


      10 bucks says Bahnan’s knows his last name and are covering for him.

      Another thing I find weird is that there is a screen capture of his Mercedes but no plate number has been captured. I don’t know if it’s been edited out in that picture or if he really has no front plate. Either he has a green plate or is from out of state.

      1. Talisman


        His goat ate it while he had it bent over the hood

    7. Paul Larson


      The Democratic Party made slavery in the South. The Federalists opposed it. But Democrats don’t care about their guilt about slavery in the U.S.A. They are racists who try to blame slavery on any one else. I won’t let them get with that.

      Paul Larson

      1. The more you know...


        Do you have Tourette’s Syndrome? Just walk around spouting facts about slavery and democrats?

        Did you know…?
        Most American car horns honk in the key of F.
        The name Wendy was made up for the book “Peter Pan.”
        Barbie’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
        Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
        The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
        Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
        Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks otherwise it will digest itself.
        The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; ‘7’ was selected after the original 7-ounce containers and ‘UP’ for the direction of the bubbles.
        101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don’t die throughout the movie. .
        A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
        ‘Stewardesses’ is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
        To escape the grip of a crocodile’s jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs – it will let you go instantly.
        Reindeer like to eat bananas.

        1. Talisman


          But did you know that is racist, sexist, xenophobic, transphobic, homophobic, beastophibic, anataphobic and entireophobic to list those fun facts in a public forum? DID YOU? You must be a Nazi

          1. Paul Larson


            Talisman,

            I am not a socialist, Hitler was a socialist. Bernie is a socialist. Democrats are socialists. I am a capitalist, because capitalism lets you choose what to buy or not buy. That is freedom of choice. That is freedom.

            How much freedom of choice do you have with Social Security, Medicare or Obamacare?

            You are a lot closer to being one of Hitler’s socialists than I am.

            Paul Larson

            1. Turd Burglestein


              Shut up you damn commie loving bastard.

            2. Jeezus


              Hey we already have one bob n mic on here spouting off random shit so fuck off

            3. Talisman


              Wasn’t talking to you, dipshit.

            4. Talisman


              And you might as well be a socialist, because you are a big enough dumbass to be one. Do the rest of us real capitalists a favor and take whatever device you are using to post here, find a way to insert it up your ass and then call the police and tell them you are committing internet suicide and you’re taking all of them with you.

        2. Talisman


          And how dare FUCKIN FUCK CHEESEBURGER you talk about Tourettes ASS FACE COFFEE MUG

          1. Mirror Mirror


            LOL

            1. Realist


              Shouldn’t you be over at Rightwingnews or some other site full of like minded idiots such as yourself ? Your use of ” Troll” is a dead giveaway of your ignorance!

        3. Paul Larson


          The More You Know,

          If you don’t like my facts about slavery and the pro-slavery Democrats, why don’t you rebut my arguments? You can’t; that is why you don’t!

          Paul Larson

          1. Talisman


            Nobody here cares about your alleged off topic facts. Go peddle your shit at HuffPoo or DailyKooks and convince them that they belong to the slave party, fucktard.

          2. The more you know...


            Paul Larson,

            This is the same thing as what you are doing… A bunch of random, off topic facts. No need to rebut… It’s truth… But when off topic… you’re just ranting as a lunatic would…

            The average human head weighs 8 pounds
            Bees and dogs can smell fear
            Right-handed people live, on average; nine years longer than left handed people.
            Ten percent of the Russian government’s income comes from the sale of vodka.
            In the United States, a pound of potato chips costs two hundred times more than a pound of potatoes.
            A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel.
            A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva. For example, if a strong-tasting substance like salt is placed on a dry tongue, the taste buds will not be able to taste it. As soon as a drop of saliva is added and the salt is dissolved, however, a definite taste sensation results. This is true for all foods.
            Nearly 80% of all animals on earth have six legs.
            In the marriage ceremony of the ancient Inca Indians of Peru, the couple was considered officially wed when they took off their sandals and handed them to each other.
            Ninety percent of all species that have become extinct have been birds.

    8. Mike


      Did someone get video from the gas stations. they all have cameras and are usually pretty go so they can catch drive offs

      1. GFY


        No one has allowed you to fill up your tank and then go in and pay for like 30 years

    9. Brian Northboro


      I don’t know if the image of the car is flipped or not, but that doesn’t look like a Mass inspection sticker on the window. It looks more like a circle with 6 extended curved dots or a ships wheel? Something isn’t right about that car with no front plate…Unless it’s been blacked out…But still, that window sticker is very peculiar.

      1. Devils Mouthpiece


        I want to know how many Hillary stickers are on the Mercedes.

    10. Head Detective


      He probably works at or owns a used car dealership or auto repair business that’s why there is no plate on the front. Mercedes usually have a Mercedes sticker in that location just below where a state inspection sticker would go

      1. BobnMic's Tiny Penis


        I need a head detective to help me find my head. More specifically my dick head. I know it’s down there somewhere. It looks suspiously like a pubic hair, but sometimes I piss out of it. I’m scared to manscape down there. I might shave it off.

        1. Talisman


          You need to give Paul Larson the fuck he deserves

          1. Paul Larson


            Talisman,

            My beautiful sexy wife gives me what I deserve!

            Paul Larson

            1. Turd Burglestein


              Paul Larson gets cucked so often he had his cuckoo clock converted to a cuckold clock. Every hour a little dick pops out the door and goes “CUCKOLD CUCKOLD CUCKOLD”

            2. Stewie


              So, tell me Paul… is there any tread left on the old tires at all? Or, at this point, would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

        2. Talisman


          You need to give Paul Larson the fuck he deserves. Or is your dick actually THE Paul Larson?

    11. Paul Larson


      Talisman,

      Instead of being vulgar why don’t you try to rebut my argument? That what intelligent people do.

      Paul Larson

      1. Simple solutions


        I’m not sure what you are looking for Paul? Nobody is disagreeing with your long winded rants about Nazis and slaves they’re just saying it has nothing to do with the topic.

        We get it, the Democrats = Slavery. Do you think you can move on?

      2. Simple solutions


        Paul, are you absolutely sure you’re not BobnMic? You seem to be looking for attention. Here’s a hint the 1820’s South Carolina has absolutely nothing to do with this scumbag stealing credit cards. Maybe this site isn’t for you.

      3. Turd Burglestein


        Intelligent people know when to use the word “That’s”.

      4. Talisman


        In a story about an asshole that finds someone’s debit card and then proceeds to steal, and you want to comment on how the democrat party is the party of slavery. So, what’s your point? The guy stealing is a democrat? He has slaves at his house? The guy used to be a slave until he escaped the democrat party? What? It’s not news that the democrats were the party of slavery and the kkk, so you’re not enlightening anyone. The issue that people have tried to point out to you is that your rants have nothing to do with this story. When TB does an expose on the skeletons in the democrat closet, I fully expect to see you in the comment section with some relevant thoughts…that is, if you don’t go to that story and start posting about an Iranian guy named Peter who finds a debit card and starts a shopping spree.

        1. Paul Larson


          Well Talisman you simpleton let me try to explain the connection. In 1789 a slave name Nakumbo escaped from a Nazi concentration camp that was ran by Democrats and Jews. He secretly joined the KKK as a double agent where he was pursued by Southern plantation owners who were Democrats.

          I highly recommend the book ‘Nakumbo vs. the 1826 Nazi zombies’ pg.236.

          Now do you get it?

          Paul Larson

          1. Talisman


            I completely understand the fact that you are a delusional moron bent on the promotion of something you’ve read, you’ve made that clear enough, several times. However, your comprehension skills for understanding even a simpleton like me are non-existent, much like our interest in what you have to say. You should channel your energy into paullarsonsanusspeaks.com and rant away, or is that too complex a task for a self-appointed pseudo-intellectual like yourself?

            1. Paul Larson


              Well at least BobnMic supports and understands me. Let me put this into a simple equation for you Talisman.

              1816 + slaves + Nazis + Paul Revere + Sky Net + Marco Polo + Robots + Jews = Debit card stealing Iranians in Worcester.

              My God you’re so dense!

            2. GFY


              stop feeding the troll!

          2. The more you know...


            In other news, water is wet and I’ve never met a slave owner… They all died almost a century ago… Let go of the hate…

            “A person’s a person, no matter how small.” — Horton Hears a Who, Dr. Seuss… I highly recommend it.

    12. NoseFace


      Looks familiar, i think he is a used car dealer. Hence the no front plate. Dealer plate. Just a guess. Either way, he has a punchable face for sure.

    13. JUICE


      I live and work in the area and will be on the lookout. I will report anything to TBS and hopefully he will be arrested. I say lets deport this fucking criminal immigrant and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

    14. Lily


      You know who else does this shit? The fucking Puerto Ricans who are on welfare or SSI, yet wear their $400 True Religion thug clothing. (ALL PRs? No of course not.) Pieces of shit. Too bad we can’t build a wall to solve that problem.

    15. Aden


      I just lmao reading these comments.

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