Anyone Recognize This Drunkard Rifling Through Cars All Over Vernon Hill Who Says He Just Moved To Paxton And Was Wasted From Church?
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Saw this post on the Facebook machine today:
So apparently this guy looks out the window and sees a guy rifling through his car. He goes downstairs, confronts the guy, who is still sitting in his car, and calls the cops. The kid, who is shitfaced at 7 PM, sits in the car with Tim Groleau, waiting for the cops to arrive. Then he realizes nothing good is gonna happen for him when the cops get there, so he hops out of the truck and walks down the road. From there he stumbles around into other cars, takes shit out of them, and basically gets away with it all.
We reached out to Tim to ask him exactly what happened after that. Here’s what he tells us:
I’m a big guy and in no shape for a foot race, so I laid back a bit and was following hoping to just keep an eye on him till the cops showed up. Yeah i saw him go into a bunch of cars… never being in one for more than a minute… I lost him at one point and saw a car with its lights flashing so i figured some alarm went off and he took off. But when I looked around for him I saw the back door of that car fly open and he spilled out.
We asked him why he didn’t take more pictures of the perp:
I honestly don’t know why i never took pictures or video. I was all jacked up from this kid being in my shit… He was hammered… I’m pretty sure he had forgotten i was behind him because he just stumbled around doing his thing. I never asked him his name, it’s amazing all the stuff I thought about after the fact. I followed him until 8 pm, waiting for the cops, but they never showed. He showed me his wallet at one point when we were talking by my truck and I should have grabbed it, but again I didn’t. He kept telling me he just moved to Paxton whenever i asked what he was doing there. At first he said it was his f150 he was in. I told him it looked more like a ram 1500. He said he was there for the church next door, and that he “had too much to drink tonight.”
A well-dressed preppy looking drunkard who claims he lives in Paxton, rifling through every car in Vernon Hill he can find because he got too drunk at church? Just another Thursday in Worcester. Someone has to recognize this asswipe. He says he lives in Paxton, but he also thought he owned the truck this guy found him in. So who knows. Either way, someone has to recognize his ass. Let us know if you know.
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