Arrested Fake Taunton Cop Now Has GoFundMe To Get Through “Rough Patch”
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Remember that fake Taunton cop from a couple weeks ago who was arrested for stalking chicks while pretending to be undercover?
The guy whose wife is even crazier than him?
Yea well, someone started a GoFundMe for him:
What’s the money going towards?
Ummmmm….not quite sure. All I know is “he’s in a rough patch.” A rough patch that he got himself into by being the creepiest dude in the South Shore by pretending to be a cop in order to try to nail chicks. And the only way to fix this “rough patch” is with $2,000.
The GoFundMe was allegedly started by a guy named Jacob Schabaker from Waltham, who thus far is the only donor. But the night is young so we’ll see how generous people are feeling. Sure, you could donate to the soon to be needy people of Florida who are about to lose their homes to mother nature. Or you could donate to a grown man who’s got hurt feels because he broke the law. Whoever you feel is more in need.
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