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Arrested Fake Taunton Cop Now Has GoFundMe To Get Through “Rough Patch”

Arrested Fake Taunton Cop Now Has GoFundMe To Get Through “Rough Patch”

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Remember that fake Taunton cop from a couple weeks ago who was arrested for stalking chicks while pretending to be undercover?

The guy whose wife is even crazier than him?

Yea well, someone started a GoFundMe for him:

What’s the money going towards?

Ummmmm….not quite sure. All I know is “he’s in a rough patch.” A rough patch that he got himself into by being the creepiest dude in the South Shore by pretending to be a cop in order to try to nail chicks. And the only way to fix this “rough patch” is with $2,000.

The GoFundMe was allegedly started by a guy named Jacob Schabaker from Waltham, who thus far is the only donor. But the night is young so we’ll see how generous people are feeling. Sure, you could donate to the soon to be needy people of Florida who are about to lose their homes to mother nature. Or you could donate to a grown man who’s got hurt feels because he broke the law. Whoever you feel is more in need.

 

 

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8 Comment(s)
  • Publius
    September 8, 2017 at 11:16 pm

    not sure anyone in Florida who lives in flood plain is needy. Tough call, fake cop or dumb people.

  • chrissy
    September 8, 2017 at 3:52 pm

    (which is really bad of them, cos he had serial killer potential written all over him)

  • chrissy
    September 8, 2017 at 3:38 pm

    a lot of his dude friends knew, and just blew it off…

  • He's a creepy douche
    September 8, 2017 at 3:16 pm

    It appears someone smartened up and removed it.. Maybe whoever started it didn’t know all the details….? Ya… I didn’t really think that either..

  • chrissy
    September 8, 2017 at 1:52 pm

    ” A rough patch that he got himself into by being the creepiest dude in the South Shore by pretending to be a cop in order to try to nail chicks. And the only way to fix this “rough patch” is with $2,000.”

    lmfao i love this blog so much
    not to mention y’all got that bullshit SHUT DOWN right out the gate *win*

    if i could vote this a million stars i would 🙂

  • GraftonHillGirl
    September 8, 2017 at 1:02 pm

    Reported.

  • wormtownspawn
    September 8, 2017 at 12:47 pm

    the garlic festival in orange is collecting 1200 gallons of urine this year. i will suggest they fill your interceptor with it .
    go fund me
    my ass
    you puke

  • Mr. T
    September 8, 2017 at 12:30 pm

    You ask what the money is going towards? He will be quitting his present fake role as a cop and needs to buy new gear and outfits for his next gig as an Elvis impersonator. Go fund me guy says Kevin is one of the best MHC (Man He Crazy?)

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