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If you think Ed Augustus learned anything from last year’s abortion sandwich of a plowing job every time it snowed, you’d be wrong. Here’s a video of what 290 and 146 look like in the Woo:
The guy filming that is so Worcester it hurts. But the things he’s expressing are the same frustrations shared by thousands of people who pay taxes and seem to get no services in return. Granted when it snows, it’s gonna be slippery and you have to be careful. But the problem is in Worcester they don’t put salt or sand down. This is from a turtle rider in Holden:
You can kind of see it on the left hand side of the road, but it’s covered in blue shit. Pretty sure that’s salt. It helps make sure your car doesn’t slide into the woods when you’re driving 15 mph. Drive into any town and you see these magical trucks doing this to every street, particularly the main arteries.
Then there’s Worcester:
Once again, Heard Street is a nightmare in the snow, and it’s a big ass hill. But when you don’t do anything to the roads and just kind of let nature take its course, this is what happens. That’s a Honda CRV. It’s got four wheel drive. You should be able to slowly drive down Heard Street without hitting a guardrail, but it’s a lot harder when the roads weren’t treated.
FYI, this is what they did previous to the storm:
I believe the city refers to this as a “bribe solution.”
Obviously they didn’t bribe them enough. I mean look at this shit. Here’s Lincoln Plaza:
Country Club Boulevard:
St. Nicholas Ave:
This is Burncoat Street TODAY:
Burncoat Street isn’t some side street. It’s a heavily trafficked road with five schools and a community college within a mile of each other. And it’s pretty much been untouched.
It doesn’t have to look like this either. Here’s the border between Paxton and Worcester:
Can’t make this stuff up. I mean, what did we get? Four inches? (that’s what she said)
Imagine what would happen if we got hit as hard as Pembroke or the rest of the South Shore:
Of course nothing will change because City Manager Ed Augustus just got a brand new contract and a gigantic raise after being given a perfect rating by 9 of 11 City Councilors. This was after he hired his friend from Sturbridge, Paul Moosey, to head the DPW. Even after his many repeated failures, he still collects a six figure salary and has unlimited job protection. Because that’s how things work in a corrupt city run by a powerful political machine headed by a SJW congressman who Joe Biden told to shut the fuck up and stop blaming Russia for everything the other day. Maybe the Russians made our roads look like shit. It’s really not that far fetched for any of these idiots to say at this point. That’s why in November we’re coming for them. Kate Toomey, Moe Bergman, and Khrystian King in particular should enjoy their final months at City Hall. Because we’re adding them to the Turtleboy graveyard at the end of 2017.
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