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    Asshole In Fluorescent Poonmobile Kills 5 Year Old Boy In Milford Hit And Run And Might Have Florida Plates

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    I know it’s a long shot, but this one just really pisses us off:

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    First of all, you should be hung in town square just for driving a car like that. Only a chud of epic proportions would be caught driving that electric poontang around. Mother fucker hit and killed a five year old on Easter Sunday, and then took off. What kind of soulless piece of shit does something like that? Even if it was an accident, stop your fucking car and see if the kid is alive!! You fucking degenerate compost heap!!! If you hit him and it was an accident, figure that out later. There’s no excuse for driving away. This person knows exactly what they did, and they simply didn’t give a shit because they were thinking about themselves first. This selfish heathen should spend the rest of his or her life in jail.

    Lots of people are already sharing this but we figured it wouldn’t hurt if we put the word out as well. It’s a pretty distinctive color. So if you see this Toyota Scion anywhere in any state, call the cops, preferably the Milford PD at (508) 473-1113. We did see in the comments that someone saw it heading towards Worcester with Florida plates:

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    I wanna make up tomorrow and find out this asshole is in cuffs. Our thoughts are with the family of the five year old on this tragic day.

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. Turd Burglestein


      Firsties!!

      How hard can it be to find that car or someone who knows the owner? It’s not like it’s a silver Honda Accord.

      I like to play with turds.

    2. D.C. al Fine


      If you call the cops on something like this, don’t tweet it. If the driver sees it, the driver will turn a different way.’

      The cops will know who this person is soon. There just are not that many of these cars.

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