Attleboro Wondermom Says Parents Whose Kids Don’t Have Complete List Of Back To School Supplies Shouldn’t Reproduce With Their Lover, Should’ve Gotten Tubes Tied
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The kids are back in school which means it’s that time of the year when parents get hit up for school supplies. Because in Massachusetts we can’t fund our public schools appropriately but we CAN afford to give 40% pay raises to the entire state legislature. One parent in Attleboro posted this reasonable question to a community page about her issues:
Seems fair enough. You buy all this shit that’s on a list, and then you find out you’re supposed to buy a completely different list of shit. Who would wanna waste their money buying all that new shit?
A local woman named Christine Todaro told her to return the stuff so her kid doesn’t get made fun of for being the poor kid in school who doesn’t have the cool new back to school stuff:
The next day Christine came back and gave the rest of these deadbeat parents the lecture of a lifetime on what shitty parents they are:
“The teacher wasn’t there when you and your lover decided to have kids in the first place. And if your kids weren’t a decision than there are things that get tied or snipped to prevent kids from coming and preventing you from ever having to buy school supplies.”
Because when I think about me and my lover making babies, this is the face I wanna see:
Does that look like the kind of mother who hasn’t finished her back to school shopping by the fourth of July? Nope. Her kids are rocking the hottest trapper keepers food stamps can buy!! If you can’t afford to buy your kid a Power Rangers trapper keeper then don’t have kids!! These are basic human necessities. How did kids ever learn without massive lists for taxpaying parents to purchase before they stepped foot in the school building?
The bottom line is that if you can’t afford to send your kid to school with a fresh pack of number two pencils, an iPad, and a Power Rangers trapper keeper, then you’re a shitty human being who should’ve gotten your tubes tied.
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