• Attorney Dick N. Vulva’s Kids Are Going To College Thanks To Turtleboy Now That The Danielson Skagbag Has Joined The Class Action Laswuit

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    Attorney Dick N. Vulva’s Kids Are Going To College Thanks To Turtleboy Now That The Danielson Skagbag Has Joined The Class Action Laswuit

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    Attorney Richard N. Vulva owes Turtleboy everything. Without us sending all this business his way, kid kids aren’t going to college. The latest client using him to cash in the Danielson Skagbag and former Jerry Springer star, Aleah Talbot:

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    I can’t even. This Vulva schtick never gets old. Ever. It’s amazing how many people think he’s real. Not even kidding. Dick N. Vulva. As in, “penis penetrates vagina.”

    The weird feeling is when you watch turtle riders go off on Vulva in the comments:

    Fuck you Vulva.”

    You can’t sue Turtleboy for that!! Who do you think you are Vulva?

    Stuff like that. We feel so conflicted when we see stuff like that. On the one hand, these are loyal turtle riders defending the brand. We can’t tell you how much we appreciate that shit. On the other hand, how dumb can you be if you actually believe there is a lawyer named Dick N. Vulva who lurks around our comment section trying to recruit the most inbred mother fuckers he can find? Do you understand how hard it is not to comment and laugh at you when you do that? You’re lucky we love turtle riders!!

    We discussed these things last night on Turtleboy Live, along with that cheesehog Tara Brooks, and the Fitchburg “weed for ride to prison” chick and all her fantastic friends. It was a great show, largely because Intern Turtle got wasted and it really started to show towards the end of our award winning program. Enjoy.

    P.S. “Mikey,” the guy who drilled Aleah Talbot and revealed it on the Jerry Springer show, was arrested a few months back for trying and failing to rob a convenience store in Danielson. You can read all about it here

     

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. Spend It All


      I still would if she stayed blonde…. annnnnd FIRSTIES

    2. Merrimack Valley Turtleboy


      How the fuck is that guy only 27???

    3. Cat Vomit Tango


      Rumor mill says he may be transgendering. Any truth to that?

    4. johnnyb


      Sorry TB You are incorrect…100% of real TB Riders know Richard N Vulva is Fucking

    5. The Ghost of BobnMic


      TB, thanks again for sharing that Springer clip. Can’t get enough of the beardo. Mmmm, so tasty! If I can’t get more Turd videos, that’s the next best thing! My cock is really sore from this all night jerk-off session. Time to cream up and hit the sack!

    6. Smell my beard


      Now that everyone knows Atty. Vulva isn’t real, all people interested in pursuing future Internet lawsuits against TBS should contact the law offices of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe. Of course, our specialty is in personal injury cases. However, the Internet lawsuit game seems to be where the real money is at.

    7. wabbitt


      I suspect that the Turtle riders telling Vulva to fuck off are lending credence to the joke, enhancing the absurdity for others on the know and the credibility for the cheesehogs who aren’t.

      They’re not stupid, they’re being tongue in cheek.

    8. Talisman


      TB, don’t ruin the dream for so many delusional fucktards to get a piece of the shell. They need the hope and comfort that The Vulvanator provides them when someone with a different opinion comes along, and must pay, and then be silenced. My only hope is that he actually extracts a retainer

      REMOVE THIS POST NOW!

    9. jack mehoffer


      There’s something fishy about this Vulva guy! Its like he read the turtle or something!

    10. GeorgeWashington


      Considering the people you write about, you can’t expect them to understand anatomical names of privates. This is genius.

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