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    Auburn Man Who Banged, Killed Girlfriend’s Dog Gets 2.5 Years, Should Be Forced To Be Doggy Styled By Actual Dog

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    Update: This idiot was sentenced in court today to 2.5 years in prison for banging and killing his ex-girlfriend’s dog. Read about it herePersonally, I think he should have to be fucked by a dog. That’s the only way for the animal kingdom to get justice.

    Last week Auburn police arrested some scumbag named Gregory Fargnoli after her killed his girlfriend’s dog in their apartment. The news became much more disturbing yesterday though:

    A forensic necropsy of the dog by a physician at Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine at Tufts University determined that it died from blunt trauma force. A broom handle and a broken mop handle found near the dog’s body bore multiple bite marks from a dog. According to the report, the dog, a Catahoula named Polkadot, suffered at least 23 fractures to the ribs, collapsed lungs, 10 broken teeth, a brain bleed, internal bleeding, and cuts and bruises from multiple blows.

    There was also evidence “consistent with animal sexual assault,” Dr. Martha Smith-Blackmore, research assistant professor at Tufts and president of Boston-based Forensic Veterinary Investigations, wrote in the Nov. 21 report. She said evidence found “is suggestive of forceful penetration of the dog’s vagina.” She said the injuries resulted in the dog suffering a “cruel death.”

    God damn. What the hell is wrong with people? Who the hell bangs a dog before they kill them? Although let’s be honest, this face screams “beastiality”:

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    I guess this guy’s family is from Barre, which is where he’s currently under house arrest. Newsflash – it might be OK to violate pets and livestock up in Barre, but down here in civilization we have no tolerance for those sort of shenanigans.

    I guess the dog’s owner, Tabitha Taylor, recently moved here from Louisiana after meeting this guy online. Am I missing something here? Who would EVER move ANYWHERE to see that face up close? It’s not like she’s an ugly woman:

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    Sure, her face is covered up in that picture, but this guy right here:

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    Belongs with this woman right here:

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    Poor dog, man. What else is there to say? This guy’s gotta go. But before he does I think everyone should be allowed to have their male dogs bang him before they get fixed. That’s the only way to make this thing right.

     

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    Discussion

    1. stinkfinger


      “Should Special Kind Of Turtleboy Justice”

      The fuck is that supposed to mean?!

      1. Lori Lackenhauser


        It means.. We hope that he dies a heinous and prolonged death. An eye for an eye. Pain – more than he can comprehend. No pain medication. No ability to say NO. No one to hear him. No one to save him. He beat and raped a helpless voiceless geriatric animal. You find this okay? If so, you are just as depraved and demented as the subhuman that the blog is written about.

    2. ItsAllABadDream


      I believe that would be the banging by every mail dog before they’re fixed. Although that sick bastard would probably enjoy it. What the hell is wrong with people??

      1. Bmc


        I think you mean male dog. Dictionaries work wonders. However yes, strict penalties for such a heinous crime.

    3. danny


      House arrest is this court system Alrite heed needs to be in an institution getting SERIOUS medication Wtf he is not a human being

    4. Erica


      I believe that anyone who harms animals or children deserves to be beaten to death themselves. Or buried alive in a box with someone dropping in one rock at a time until they slowly suffocate to death. But maybe that’s the postpartum mother and animal lover in me.

      1. JR


        This wasn’t a bad decision by this guy. It speaks volumes about his lack of good character.
        It is my opinion that he can’t be trusted ever to share a place in civil society without some concern that he will prey on those weaker than him. Horrifically he will do this again, to a person if he thought he could get away with it.

        1. J girl


          I totally agree. ..he should not be with his parents are probably in their 60s…they will Destroy him in jail though…he will probably be in the hole until he dies.

          1. Turd Burglestein


            Or he’ll be getting cockpunched in his hole until he dies.

      2. ZephyrCat


        Nah, it’s all good Erica, I’m with you. I’ve always favored animals over people. They’re much more pure than people. They won’t fuck you over after doing something nice for them. They aren’t nice to your face and different when you’re back is turned. Let this prick fuck suffer hard!

    5. Stk3


      This is far too horrifying for me to even make a adequate comment. Wow, I’m speechless.

    6. Grump


      Do we need more proof that all Muslims are girlfriend murderers and dog fuckers?

      1. Tommy Chong


        Huh? Are you alright man? You’re on a really bad trip man… Say ohhhm, ohhhhm, ohhhhhhhm… Focus… come back to sanity man…

    7. Gronkmonster


      Sweet did they give him an ankle bracelet and a saw like the last pedo…Local Armorys better be on the look out

    8. Wormtown Refugee


      House Arrest? In Barre? Who the fuck was the so called “judge” in this case? Probably one of Brewer’s extended family or hack asshole supporters missing a handful of teeth.

      This cesspool state is circling the drain.

      1. Celeste


        Actually brewer is no longer a senate and he was in Auburn when he did it so it was Worcester district court not even east Brookfield

    9. Celeste


      Alright, I am from Barre and this guy was a grade above me, I do not condone beastiality and I found it very offeaive that you used his geographical location as an assumption of everyone else from my home town. This is not okay anywhere you live. I am a huge animal activist and I would appreciate it if you didn’t associate this man and what he did with all of my family friends and loved ones from the same town. He wasn’t even living in barre when he committed these horrible crimes that’s where his parents are from and don’t you think they are suffering enough already for you to be targeting them and the whole town.

      1. Matt


        It was funny…you probably are mossong a sense of humor so maybe you didn’t get it.

      2. Sargeant Hulka


        Lighten up Francis.

      3. LivesinWebster


        Oh, stop Celeste! TB ranks on my town all the time. So what, get over it!

    10. Publius


      Hopefully if finds the wrong end of the plunger.

    11. Loyal Readrer


      The turtle doesn’t know how to spell bestiality even though he places it within quotation marks. I’ll bet he even mispronounces it so as to ryhme with beast. Someone with such a poor grasp of his native tongue shouldn’t be writing a blog. Also, the article never claimed that the redneck inserted himself into the dog. He almost certainly used the broomstick mentioned earlier in the article. The Telegram was happy to leave its moronic readers with the impression that he’d had carnal knowledge of the canine.

      This man is a sick, stupid pervert, and so is the redneck who beat the dog.

      1. Skeptical


        “He almost certainly used the broomstick mentioned earlier in the article.”

        I love how you can claim that openly and think you have a point and that you are right, yet have no evidence.

        Even more, I love the irony of calling Telegram readers “moronic” when you pulled what is essentially the same move but flippantly dismiss the possibility it was not the broomstick.

        You should really tone down on the ad hominem and trade in your smugness for being skeptical until the facts are present and a real decision can be made. Snooty speculation is pretty unbecoming for most people.

      2. ZephyrCat


        Shut the fuck up. Whoever wrote the article was probably just as pissed as most of us. Surprised their weren’t more mistakes because of the smoke coming out of their ears!

        1. ZephyrCat


          I’m a stupid moron who yells at year old commenters. I also have an ugly face and a smelly butt…..and I like to kiss my own butt.

    12. Voice of reason


      This is funny coming from a guy with a “turtle cock”

    13. Turd Burglestein


      I think he needs a bigger animal. How about we let an elephant fuck him instead? I’m sure the dogs would be good with it.

      1. Turd Burglestein


        Like I said, this guy is sick. He should’ve done like I do. Wait until the animal has been dead a couple days before you fuck it. This way the animal is ok and I still get to have some fun. In my experience 2-3 days is perfect. There’s a little extra stink and the body has already started to break down. Ahhh, perfect. I have a whole batch of woods where I decapitated….er….inherited my gramma’s place. Lots of dead animals back there I’ve pleasured myself with. Each one is good to fuck for about a week before I look for some fresh kill. Anyway, if anyone wants to come visit where I can show you how to do it, let me know.

    14. FatFingr Lou


      Just give him the Ramsey Bolton

    15. ZephyrCat


      The dog probably had it coming. I hate little yap dogs like that. Dude gets a pass in my book.

      1. Det. BobnMic


        I woulda fucked the dog and filmed it and then put it on pornhub. Then I’d sit and watch it the whole next day, punching my meat until it looked like hamburger. But that’s just me.

    16. paul


      Another one for Auburn, place is really going in the shitter.

    17. fem-boy coward


      Low-life probably abuses women, children and others too. He’s a marked-boy in the slammer now.

      1. MrSmiley


        You’ll be glad to know he got ran off the block, tried to horde his meds. Ended up in PC with the other pervs.

        1. Punish this guy


          Tell me there was some punching and kicking involved. Or at least that it’s coming soon.

          1. MrSmiley


            Sadly no, he cried for a safe space first. Got to hang out with some TBS allstars like the whacker who tried to grab the girl at burger king.

            1. Punish this guy


              Do what you can, we have faith having a turtlerider on the inside!

    18. 1Timothy


      They should pass that fargnoli around the prison for a couple of years.

    19. Jennifer


      NO it’s not OK to violate animals out in BARRE!!!

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