Hampshire College Student Pretended To Be A Flag Waving Nazi In Northampton So Other HC Snowflakes Could Confront Him/Be A Hero And Masslive Fell For It


There’s nothing about this story that’s even remotely believable. Naturally Masslive and countless other morons are falling for it, which is exactly what the Hampshire College students who put this…

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The Hero From East Boston Who Pulled The Fire Alarm In The Steelers Hotel At 3 AM Is Everything You Dreamed He’d Be And More


What were the odds that Dennis Harrison would be the proud owner of a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat? Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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Legendary Springfield Stripper Princeza Aponte Arrested Again (With Pants On This Time) For Driving With Cocaine, Laughing At State Troopers, Trying To Drive Away


Princeza, the legendary Springfield stripper, was arrested AGAIN this week, and as usual the arrest report was filled with hilarity. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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Brett Killoran And Matty Mo Were On Turtleboy Live And The Taunton Ticklers Showed Up And Wanted To Fight Them


Brett Killoran And Matty Mo Were On Turtleboy Live And The Taunton Ticklers Showed Up And Wanted To Fight Them Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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Anti-Trump Rally In Worcester Turns Into Anti-Turtleboy Anti-KKK Rally After Turtle Rider Spies Were Spotted By Protesters


It started as a protest against Trump, but quickly turned into an anti-Turtleboy rally today at City Hall in Worcester. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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More People Were Hospitalized Because Of A Fire In Holyoke That Could’ve Been Prevented If Mayor Alex Morse Ended The Brownout


More People Were Hospitalized Because Of A Fire In Holyoke That Could’ve Been Prevented If Mayor Alex Morse Ended The Brownout Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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Update: Lowell EBT Queen Selling Food Stamps On Facebook Says The Money Was Not For Her Daughter Because She Doesn’t Have Custody


Update: Lowell EBT Queen Selling Food Stamps On Facebook Says The Money Was Not For Her Daughter Because She Doesn’t Have Custody Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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Turtle Riders Contact Groton-Dunstable Principal Mike Woodlock About Not Letting Kids Sing At Historic Church On Easter, He Sells Out, Real Life Lawyer Says They Should Fight It


Turtle Riders Contact Groton-Dunstable Principal Mike Woodlock About Not Letting Kids Sing At Historic Church On Easter, He Sells Out, Real Life Lawyer Says They Should Fight It Want to…

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