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  • Local Holden Boob Does Heroin, Smashes Into Poll, Calls Out Whores And Drug Dealers On Facebook 


    Local Holden Boob Does Heroin, Smashes Into Poll, Calls Out Whores And Drug Dealers On Facebook Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.    …

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    Video Of Lawful Arrest By Taunton PD Of Local Hoodbooger Leads To Outstanding Commentary From Ratchtacular Internet Lawyers And Jehovah’s Witnesses


    Video Of Lawful Arrest By Taunton PD Of Local Hoodbooger Leads To Outstanding Commentary From Ratchtacular Internet Lawyers And Jehovah’s Witnesses Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Disgraced Mosaic CEO Brenda Jenkins And WANDA Have Reached Their Breaking Point: Ready To Take “Any Means Necessary” Merc The Turtle


    Disgraced Mosaic CEO Brenda Jenkins And WANDA Have Reached Their Breaking Point: Ready To Take “Any Means Necessary” Merc The Turtle Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Butthurt Blowback From Hoodrat Street Blockade Blog Gets Reaches New Levels Of Ratchetry 


    Butthurt Blowback From Hoodrat Street Blockade Blog Gets Reaches New Levels Of Ratchetry Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.         Last…

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    New Bedford Chief Crazy Bomb Is Threatening To Blow Up Police Department’s And College Campuses All Across Massachusetts


    New Bedford Chief Crazy Bomb Is Threatening To Blow Up Police Department’s And College Campuses All Across Massachusetts Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information….

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    Springfield Man Rapes And Impregnates 11 Year Old Girl, Claims She Raped Him While He Was Sleeping


    Springfield Man Rapes And Impregnates 11 Year Old Girl, Claims She Raped Him While He Was Sleeping Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.  …

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    Walmart Loss Prevention Powderpoon Gets Emasculated By Customer After Hassling Shopper Who Paid


    Walmart Loss Prevention Powderpoon Gets Emasculated By Customer After Hassling Shopper Who Paid Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.       There’s nothing…

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    Ratchet Mom Ripping Bong Rips While Breastfeeding Newborn Was Previously Arrested In A Bike Theft Sting Operation


    Ratchet Mom Ripping Bong Rips While Breastfeeding Newborn Was Previously Arrested In A Bike Theft Sting Operation Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.      …

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    Uxbridge Fresh Prince Of Bad Hair Arrested For Shooting Autistic Man And Cop Car With BB Gun


    Uxbridge Fresh Prince Of Bad Hair Arrested For Shooting Autistic Man And Cop Car With BB Gun Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.  …

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