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    Two Claremont Crotch Critters Were Hard Up For Drug Money So They Ordered Pizza, Stabbed Delivery Man And Ran Off With His Wallet


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    Mayor Rivera Releases Statement After Weekend Shootings But Still Blames “Out Of Towners”


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    Easter Sunday, Warm Weather & A Fatal Shooting Outside La Cava Is Why Lawrence Can’t Have Nice Things


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    Haverhill White Trash Bonnie And Clyde Knock Over Amesbury Mini-Mart And Make The Worst Getaway Ever


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    Derry NH Crumbscum Shane Collins Steals Truck- Takes Police On High Speed Chase Across 4 Towns


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    Repulsive Deadbeat Dad James Grenier Found Guilty On Charges Of Severe Neglect In Manchester NH


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    Salisbury Sea Cow Part 2- Ratchet BFF’s Come On FB To Defend Her- All Have Drug Use/Arrest Records


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    Salisbury Sea Cow And Friend Celebrate Her Birthday In Style By Driving Around And Snorting Coke With Her 3 Year Old In Tow


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    Sergeant Stranger-Danger Richard Woodhead Arrested For Kiddie Porn In Attleboro


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    Merri-smack River Overflowing With Dirty Needles, Trash And Pollution


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    Shifty Lawrence Court Officer Jose Martinez Acquitted On ALL Rape Charges


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    Ramen Noodle-Noggin Arrested For DWI/Drug Posession After High Speed Chase


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    Slummahville Career Deadbeat Steals Woman’s Car While Pumping Gas, Classy Sister Flex’s Facebook Muscles In His Honor


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    Methface Beauty Queen Gets Busted – Knows Every Rancid Slimeball In N.H.


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    Homoerotic Chinstrap McGee And NH Justin Bieber Defend Thriving Rap Careers On Rochester PD Facebook Page After Armed Robbery Arrest Leads To “Only God Can Judge” Commentary


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    This Week On ‘So You Think You Can Rape?’: Lawrence Court Officer Soon To Be Playing Catcher


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