• Chucklefuck Urban Spelunking Duo Arrested For Trespassing, Running In Front Of Trains, Bringing Orange Line To A Screeching Halt In Boston During Rush Hour


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    Billerica Kiddie Diddler Masquerading As Family Man, Animal Advocate, Collared For Uploading Home Videos Of Himself With Victims


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    Pikachud Who Ganked iPhone From 7-Year-Old Identified As Tai G Poe – Thai Ladyboy Wannabe, Aspiring Broken English Rapper, And Professional High School Wangsta


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    Kindergartner Shot In Back In Roxbury Sunday While Out For Evening Stroll With Dad, Mom Goes Into Tizzy, Calls Marty Walsh “Liar” For Saying Ex-Con Dad Was Target


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    OG School Bus Driving Krunkenstein Popped For Smoking Doobie Before Field Trip, Students Snitch For Not Being Included In the Cypher


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    Malden Chick With Litter Of Illegitimate Kids Accused Of Shooting Meth While 9 Months Pregnancy, Selling Drugs And Food Stamps, By MBTA Fare-Evading Babysitter Friend


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