“Junkies” Pass Out In Quincy Park, Guy Takes Pic, Snowflake Chuds Lose Their Minds – Only It Wasn’t What It Seemed And They All Ended Up Looking Like Morons


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Fall River Guttermuppet Starts GoFundMe Because She’s A Single Mom Who Does Nothing But Post On Facebook… And You Can Guess Where This Is Going… 


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Natick Blumpkin, Who Makes Clothes For Juggalo Meth Mommas, Tries To Instigate War With Us, Starts Save Desk Girl Campaign, Attacks Our Sponsors, Gets Told By Fire Gypsies To Knock It Off


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“Horny Housewife” From The Fake Weed Tinder Prank Is A Transgender Model With A History Of Lusting For The D During Online Dates With Unknowing Dudes


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Plymouth Dumpsterslugs Caught Trying to Trade Their Prescription Pills Online – Male Slug Smeared Bathroom Of Local Business With His Own Poop Because He Was Mad


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Crazy-Eyed Fall River Ginger Demon, With History Of Conning, Starts GoFundMe After She Says Someone Broke In During Broad Daylight And Stole Her TV That “Helps” Her Not Be Insane


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Taunton Queefbag Fails To Break Out Of Friend-Zone By Facing Off With Brett and Desk Girl In An Attempt To Get His Potential Bae’s Blog Yanked


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Taunton Ratchets Call Cops On Turtleboy Because We Won’t Take Their Pictures Down, When That Doesn’t Work They Smash Their Own Window And Say We Magically Drove Down From Worcester And Did It


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Plymouth Lurchbeast Robs Landlord, Trashes Townhouse, Lets Bums Move In With Kids, Brags On Facebook About Tropical Vacations While She Owes $27K For Two Years Of Rent


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Guy Who Taunted Leominster PD About Being On Most Wanted List, Got Arrested, Posted Jail Selfies On Facebook, Is Threatening Us Along With His Cheesehog Girlfriend


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