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  • Pugly Duckling Trashes Restaurant Online Because She Faked An Allergy And Got Onions On Her Burger – Owner Blasts Back Because Pugsly Was A Snizz From The Start


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    Cops Put This Food Court Queen On Most Wanted List After She “Strangled” A 13 Year-Old At South Shore Plaza – But Witness Says The Little Puke Started The Whole Thing


    There is always more than one side to a story…. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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    Turtleboy’s Cape Cod Ratchet Scavenger Hunt – A Must Play Game For Anyone Crossing The Canal Trying To Escape The Mainland 


    Now you have something to do while sitting in traffic!  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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    Plus Sized SJW Ginger Model Fights The Patriarchy By Attacking Braintree Florist For “Sexist” Sign About Helping Men Get Lucky With Flowers


    Plus Sized SJW Ginger Model Fights The Patriarchy By Attacking Braintree Florist For “Sexist” Sign About Helping Men Get Lucky With Flowers Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Plymouth Creepoid Seems To Be Hiding Under A Rock, Instead Of Refunding Thousands To Jilted Runners, After He Failed To Get Permits For Canceled Road Race


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    Bourne Police Innkeepers Ask For Help On Their Hysterical Facebook Page In Hopes Of Finding Minion In Flat-Brimmed Hat Who Did Some Moron Thieving 


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    Fall River Snatch Ratchet Posts Homophobic Rant Against Nameless Meter Maid Because Her Baby Daddy Was Too Good To Drop A Quarter 


    Ah, the hoodrats in Fall River never cease to amaze me. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types…

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    Coast Guard Service Magically Gave This Chick’s Fiancé Autism, PTSD, PPD, And A Bum Shoulder So You Should Totally Give Them $5k For New Crap Even Though They Made Themselves Homeless


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    Wang Terrorist Gets Called Out By Half Of New Bedford For Sending Unsolicited Hog Portraits To Strangers – Threatens To Have Girls Gang-Raped If They Don’t Meet Him At Dunks For Dream Date


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.         Michael “Mikey” Mendes…

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    Fascist Snowflakes Sound Off On The First Amendment After Cliché Racist Nana Says White Is Beautiful And That Brown People Should Go Back To Their Own Country Because They Terk Er Jerbs


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.             All…

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    Plymouth Derptastic Mom, From “Bad Family,” Bashes Police Because A Cop Didn’t Wave Back To Her Young Son – Fails To Mention That She And Her Kid Were Standing Next To A Convicted Crack And Heroin Dealer At The Time


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    Scamerico Is BACK! Kelly Janerico, The South Shore’s Most Infamous Scam Queen, Has A Ratchet Flash Sale Online For Five Packs Of Marlboro Heavies Because Normal People Hock Butts On A Yardsale Page


    Everyone’s favorite’s scam queen is back! Only this time she’s hocking butts! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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    You Are NEVER Going To Believe What The Infamous Plymouth Dumpsterslugs Have Done Now… Because OMFG…


    Sorry for the click-bait headline but it’s worth it. Promise.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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    Butthurt Millennial Cupcake Takes To FB Because Plymouth Cop Didn’t Rescue Her When Her Car Broke Down – Even Though She Couldn’t Be Bothered To Ask Him For Help After Standing There For An Hour Looking Totes Adorbs


    Butthurt Millennial Cupcake Takes To FB Because Plymouth Cop Didn’t Rescue Her When Her Car Broke Down – Even Though She Couldn’t Be Bothered To Ask Him For Help After…

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    Ratchtastic Mom Launches Capslock Crusade Against “Racist” Weymouth Cops And Schools – Blames Everyone But Herself Because Her Son Acts Like A Caged Animal In Class


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.     Every once in a while I get a…

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    Insane SJW Vegans Savagely Attack A New Bedford Restaurant With False Reviews For Holding A Pig Roast To Raise Money For A Dog Shelter – All Because They Don’t Realize Their Cause Is Useless Because People Will Literally Never Stop Eating Delicious Meat


    You know what I hate? Fucking militant vegans. Want to have your business advert viewed over 2 million times per month? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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    Quincy Mom, Who Stole $28k From Elementary School PTO, To Buy Lavish Vacations To Disneyland, Says It Wasn’t Stealing Because It Was An Accident, Is One Of The Most Greedy, Diabolically Ratchet, Vag Beasts We’ve EVER Seen


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. Checkout the asshole of the week! QUINCY  –…

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    Quincy PTO Thief Part Two: Her Queef Weevil Husband, Who Pretends He Didn’t Know She Stole $28K From Children, Goes FULL Knight In Shining Tin Foil And Blunders His Way Through Publicly Defending Her 


    Making fun of criminals is now slander. It is known.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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    Plymouth “Cool Mom,”   Whose 15 Year-Old Daughter Was Found On Beach With .296 Blood/Alcohol Level, Tries To Shame Kid’s Drinking Buddies Instead Of Taking The Blame For Her Lack Of Parenting


    If your fifteen year-old daughter gets alcohol poisoning it’s probably best not to blame the kids she was partying with instead of looking at yourself as a parent. Want to…

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