• Central Falls Naked Chick Lied To Police And Actually Shot Herself  Playing With Her Gangbanger Baby Daddy’s Gun. SSTG Got Turtleboyed By Lying Hood Bunny And The Whole Office Is Laughing About It


    Central Falls sucks harder than I could ever imagine! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising…

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    Video: Central Falls Hoodrats Shoot Mother Nursing Her Infant In Her Own Home – Police Take Down The Two Shooters –  While The Topless Mother, Covered In Blood, Is Rescued


    Just another day in Central Falls…. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.  …

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    New Bedford Xanax Goblin, Starts $2k GoFundMe For Tats,  Claims Police Are “Rasist,” and Tried To Use Turtleboy For Weaponized Ratchet Revenge – Gets Her Own Blog For Trying To Play Us


    You’ve heard “don’t poke the Turtle” a million times. I should add “don’t try to use the Turtle for ghetto trash vendettas because you’re a pill-popping loser who fights with…

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    Whitman Trash Fraggle, Who Tried To Defend Guttermuppet, Is An Infamous Local Scammer Who Bilked Thousands In Handyman Scheme With Her Drugged-Out Baby Daddy. Oh, And She’s Straight Batshit Crazy too!


    If you’re going to start shit on the Brockton Hub you should probably make sure that you weren’t internet famous for bilking thousands from hard working people in your community….

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    DCF Has FINALLY Removed Guttermuppet’s Two Children, After She Spent The Week Abusing Them In Front Of Shelter Workers, And I’ve Never Felt Such Relief In My Life


    DCF, after months of us pleading for welfare of these two kids, has finally done their job. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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    Kingston Woodbooger, Attacked Himself With Chainsaw, Eats 100 Percs In Four Days – Cries To Fox 25 Because Hospital Won’t Give Him More Pain Pills – Fox Misses How He Spent Time In Jail For Selling Scripts


    Fox 25 really screwed the pooch this time! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we…

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    The Fall River Guttermuppet Is Back AGAIN- Looking Online To Give Her Kids To A Complete Stranger For The Weekend – So She Can Shack Up With The Husband She Said Was Dead A Month Ago


    Guttermuppet is AT. IT. AGAIN. This time she is trying to give her kids to strangers for the weekend. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Thotzilla Goes Full Hoodbunny On Über Driver, Threatens To Say He Hit And Tried To Rape Her, All Because He Didn’t Have An IPhone Charger – First Person Who Gives Us Her Name Gets A Prize


    Have you seen this viral video yet? The first person to give us this bitch’s name gets a gift card. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Fall River Ghetto Skanks Come To The Defense Of Their Red-Eyed Pappi Who Was Bagged By The Fuzz With 150 Bags Of Heroin In His Camper


    Like Father – Like Ratchet. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. It’s the…

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    Fall River’s 700lbs King Cheesehog Rolls Himself Off The Back Of A Golf Cart, Fakes Injury, So He Can Score More State-Funded Pain Pills


    Fall River’s 800lbs King Cheesehog, Steven Assanti, isn’t fooling anyone in his final episode of My 600lbs Life. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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    Norwich Foodstamp Frogmom Faces Off With Turtleriders To Try And Defend Her Amphibious-Looking, Stamp-Selling, Offspring


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.         It’s always nice…

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    Portly Norwich Connecticut Bulls Fan Is Selling His Foodstamps Because He Got Reasons – Thinks Y’all Should Mind Yo Own Bizniz


    Another day – Another flat-brimmed Bulls hat chudbeast selling stamps.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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    Palmer Junkie Slugrake, Who Terrorized A Disabled Vietnam Vet With A Series Of Break Ins, Was Out Of Jail For Two Days Before Striking Vet’s House AGAIN And Robbing Him A Fourth Time


    You guys won’t believe this but the Palmer Junkie, who robbed a Vietnam Veteran of his entire pension, is out of jail and guess where he decided to strike first….

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    Nashua Mom Asks For Turtle Help In Identifying A Mullet Ninja Wangsta Who Stole Her Son’s IPhone From Dick’s Sporting Goods


    A mother in Nashua is asking the public for help in identifying some chud who stole her kids iPhone. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Notorious South Shore Career Criminal Slugrake Is Fresh Out Of Jail And Wants You To Donate To His GoFundMe Because He Needs Cash While He Gets His Next Illegal Enterprise Going


    If you’ve spent your entire life in and out of jail – chances are people will scoff when you start a GoFundMe. Just sayin’. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…

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