Meet the New Bedford Foodstampoptamai From Yesterday’s Free My Boi Video: They Are Everything You Thought They Would Be AND MORE! 


Sweet baby cheesehogs! This one actually got crazier! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we…

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Rare Breed Of Pajama Clad Foodstampotamus Spotted In New Bedford Yelling “Free My Son N Word” As Career Criminal Gets Arrested For Selling Drugs With Toy Guns


Rare Breed Of Pajama Clad Foodstampotamus Spotted In New Bedford Yelling “Free My Son N Word” As Career Criminal Gets Arrested For Selling Drugs With Toy Guns Want to advertise with…

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Belly-Dancing Transvestite-Looking Snowflake Gives Us Threatening Countdown To Remove Blog About Falling 7 11 Sign Because Gravity Offends Her


This might be the dumbest reader email I’ve ever gotten. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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Fall River Guttermuppet Returns – AGAIN – Now She’s Running Scams On Yardsale Sites By Selling Broken Tablets Then Blocking People When They Try To Get Their Money Back


The Fall River Guttermuppet is BACK AGAIN and this time selling broken electronics to people who’ve never read Turtleboy. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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Moron Babysitter Falls Asleep On Couch While Watching Toddlers, Dad Walks In And Takes Kids To Teacher Her Lesson, She Wakes Up And Waits Almost Two Hours To Calls Cops


Ohhhhh you guys are going to LOOOOOVE this one. How many of us have had shitty babysitters? Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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STOP GIVING DRUGGIES ANIMALS! Worcester Skin Suit Starts GFM For Dead Bunny – That Had Its Back Violently Broken Days After She Tried To Give It Away – Wants YOU To Pay For Cremation And Ash Bling


The audacity this chick from Worcester has is something I’ve never seen. She wants you to pay for the cremation services, and necklaces for the ashes, of a bunny that…

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Free Turtleboy Shirt To Whoever Names The Butthole Brockton Plow Driver That Got His Entire  Company Fired For Burying In Kids Shoveling Their Family Driveway


We want the name of this guy and we’re willing to give away Turtleboy swag to get it! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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Guy Claiming To Be “Hunting Dog Trainer” Stuffs Three Beagles In An Old Furnace Behind His Attleboro Pizza Shop During Arctic Temps – Animal Rescue Community Wants His Soul For Breakfast


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. I got a message tonight from one…

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This Cape Cod Family Of Juggalos Is The Ghetto Dream Team – Crack, Heroin, Penis Severing, Hit and Runs, Jail, Face Tats, Rotten Cooters, GoFundMe Pages, And Accusations Of Teenage Incest 


Happy Blizzard Day!  Grab a beer Turtleriders. I’m going long! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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Brockton Skankbeast Who Cried Rape Is Arrested A Second Time Since Shovel Murder – Cliché Hoodrats Defend Her And Get Torn Apart By Hub For Being Stupid


Looks like Skanktits McRapecry is back in the clink! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising…

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Northbridge Ratchetling Tells Desk Girl She Is Calling The Police Because It Was Illegal For Us To Post Her Assaulting Someone Because “She’s A Minor”


Northbridge Ratchetling Tells Desk Girl She Is Calling The Police Because It Was Illegal For Us To Post Her Assaulting Someone Because “She’s A Minor” Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…

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Fall River Convicted Baby Beater Is Out of Jail And Wants You To Have A Ratchtastic Threesome And Ride His Inked Hog


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.             You…

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Help Us Find This Palmer Junkie Who Robbed A Disabled Vietnam Vet Of His Entire Pension In Series Of Three Horrible Break Ins 


Alright Turtleriders, we need your help locating a junkie slugrake who robbed a helpless disabled Vietnam veteran of his entire pension. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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Face-Tattooed Attleboro Wangsta, Who Beat Up A Disabled Girl, Taunted Police Under His Own Wanted Flier Online, And Ended Up Getting Pinched A Few Hours Later


I simply adore it when stupid criminals make their way on to police Facebook pages to defend themselves. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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Trash Beast, Who Stole Charity Volunteer’s Costumes, Tried to Sell Them Online-Has History of Being Sued, DUIs, Child Endagerment, Stealing From Work


Never underestimate the Turtle. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.      …

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Brains, Balls, Or Raisins? Dumb Criminal’s Mugshot, Flashing His Scrotum-Like Head, Causes Most Hysterical Comment Section Roast You’ll Ever See


If you read anything today – read this. Just promise me you’ll pee first to save yourself a change of clothes. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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Let’s Give This Costume-Stealing Trash Banshee From Connecticut Some Turtleboy Justice For Stealing $500 Elsa And Anna Dresses From A Girl Who Spends Her Days Off Making Sick Kids Smile


It’s Time for the Turtlehammer of Justice! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer….

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