• Muff Puff Goth Mall Cop Vows To Save The South Shore From Crazy Lady Himself – Says He’s Better Than Real Police Because He Isn’t As Limited By Red Tape As A Vagilante 

    Go pee before you read this. I wet my pantaloons as soon as I found this total cop wannabe pussy.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Marie Samedy, The Psycho Hosebeast Taking Pictures Of Kids And Claiming They Have Been Kidnapped, Was Back At Walmart Yesterday And No One Can Do Anything About It

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    Quincy Chinstrap Chudmiser Turned Himself In To Police Just Hours After Turtleboy Nation Made Him Famous 

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    Brockton Psycho Hosebeast Secretly Took Photos Of Your Kids To Post Online Claiming They Were Kidnapped For Prostitution – Built Shrines To “Daddy” Out Of Used Maxi Pads And Poop

    I have never seen anyone this genuinely insane ever. If you have weak stomach turn back now.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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    Chinstrapped Chudmiser, Who Killed His Friend In Quincy Car Accident, Is On The Run From Police – “Only God Can Judge” Crew Thinks You Need To Shut Up Because You Weren’t There

    The police are looking for the local dickwad who killed his buddy and fled from police.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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    White Nationalist “Stachebro” From Virginia March Attack Is A Mass Local Named Matt Colligan And He Doesn’t Like Being A Newly-Famous Racist

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    Fun-Sucking Fupa Shrew Threatens Children With Arrest For Water Balloon Fight Because Her Vag Is Sandier Than The Public Beach She Think She Owns

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    Wal-Mart’s Fiasco, Over A Back To School Shooting Sign On Gun Case, Is The Most Savage Prank Ever And Only Idiots Were Offended

    If you thought the company fucked this up – you’re an idiot.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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    Fall River Guttermuppet – Where Are They Now: She’s Whoring Herself Online And Ended Up In Jail Because Her Mother Set Her Up With The Cops

    It seems we have a lot of catch up on in the world of the Fall River Guttermuppet Cassandra Bosworth!  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Carver Coked-Out Werewolf Cousins Steal Yorkie Puppy Because They Knew Their Dealer Liked The Dog And Would Give Them Drugs For The Fluffy Little Snuggy Wuggums 

    Stealing dogs for cocaine is the latest drama out of Carver!  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types…

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    Snaggle Snizz, Selling Morning After Pill On FB, Screams At Desk Girl And Threatened To Sue Us Because She Was Just Trying To Help Other Chicks Filled With Unwanted Chode Nectar

    While everyone is battling over pussy on this gray Saturday…. here is something to lighten the mood.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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    Pregnant Percocet Raptor Wanted By Po-Po For Stabbing New Father In Fall River

    Pregnant Junkie Wanted For Stabbing New Father In Fall River Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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    Chode Nectar Princess Selling Discount Morning After Pill On FB Yard Sale Page Is So Fall River It Hurts

    She decided not to use it, fam!  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer….

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    We Found Newportia And Pink Biggums From Unbeweavable Brockton Fight Video And It’s No Surprise They Are Legit Crack Whores

    We Found Newportia And Pink Biggums From Unbeweavable Brockton Fight Video And It’s No Surprise They Are Legit Crack Whores. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Brockton 2 On 1 Crackbunny Fight Will Go Down In History As The Greatest Video Ever To Appear On The Internet

    This is the ballad of Weaveisha, Newportia, and a tubby lover named Pink Biggums. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.        …

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    Chudstuffer Tells Baby Momma Tall Tale About Saving Girl From Abduction At Water Wizz, Her Post Goes Viral, Turns Out It Was All A Lie

    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. Don’t you just love how people believe…

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