Baby Momma Of Hoodrat Arrested For Fatal Stabbing In Clinton Is Suing The Turtlegram For Reporting It And Complains About Her Tax Dollars Being Wasted
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Editor’s Note: This blog has been updated. There is a Lakeside Ave in Clinton, as well as Worcester. The Turtlegram did not initially indicate which of the two the arrested individual lives in, but it can be assumed it was Clinton at this point.
Turtlegram: A 24-year-old Clinton man was stabbed to death during a fight outside a Main Street bar late Saturday night. Worcester District Attorney Joseph D. Early Jr. said two other men were also injured in the incident. The deceased, whose name is not being released pending notification of next of kin, was taken to Clinton Hospital, where he was pronounced dead. The two other victims suffered injuries that were not life-threatening, the district attorney said in a news release. The fight occurred shortly after 11 p.m. outside Scooby’s bar at 675 Main St., according to the district attorney. The bar was closed Sunday evening and crime scene tape was draped around the parking lot, where a pickup truck and two other vehicles sat. The stabbings are under investigation by state police detectives assigned to the district attorney’s office and Clinton police. Police arrested Christopher Jose Rolon of 42 Lakeside Ave. on Sunday and charged him with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, according to the Clinton police log. Paul Jarvey, a spokesman for the district attorney, would not say whether the arrest was related to the fight.
Christopher Rolon is everything you dreamed he would be and more:
And by the looks of his Facebook page, he and his crew are trying to set the world record for most flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats featured on one Facbook page:
Hennessy, flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats, and various hand signals that insinuate that the people doing them have arbitrary gang relations are the calling card of the urban hoodrat.
Anyway, this guy clearly is unemployable, yet he he still has plenty of cash left over for iPhones
Gotta keep it real yo!!
Anyway, according to this winner’s Facebook page he has a girlfriend named Alexis Mendoza. And her Facebook page is a real trip too:
Just beware, because according to her profile she has no tolerance for “haters, hoes, and stalkers”:
So all you hoes out there who were planning on stalking her page and hating on her, you have been warned!! Hoes!!
Also, worry bout cho self:
Anyway, her Facebook page is bizarre. Her baby daddy (of course they’ve apparently reproduced not once, but twice) is in jail for his involvement in the death of another person. Yet she’s all “RIP to my homeys” on her FB page:
So she’s sad about the victim, but her sperm donor is in jail for his death? Only in Clinton can this line of thinking possibly make any sense.
But her biggest concern is not her kids, it’s actually her super-Bulls fan baby daddy:
Solid parenting right there.
She’s also planning on suing the Turtlegram and Gazette and may have already contacted Attorney Richard N. Vulva:
On what grounds is her Internet lawsuit based? Apparently it’s against the law to list the address of someone who has been arrested:
Oh, and false facts. Because whenever an urban slugrake gets arrested, it’s always due to “false facts.”
She wants people to stop asking what’s going on because “everyone is hurting over what happened”:
Because her boyfriend stabbing someone else apparently hurts her feels. And people’s feels are the only thing that really matters. But keep pushing her buttons though and you’ll end up getting banged on!!
Perhaps most ironically Alexis Mendoza was just railing the other day about “us tax people payers” paying for other people’s shit:
Honey, you have two kids with a guy who clearly doesn’t have a real job. You don’t get to complain about other people wasting tax payer dollars. Just sayin.
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