• Basic White Chick H Dealer From Athol Says She’s Not A Dealer, Was Planning On Using All 210 Bags Of Heroin She Was Busted With In Pelham



    Basic White Chick H Dealer From Athol Says She’s Not A Dealer, Was Planning On Using All 210 Bags Of Heroin She Was Busted With In Pelham

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    Here’s the first blog we’ve ever written about from the Pelham MA Police Department:

    Didn’t even know Pelham had cops until this blog. If you’re from Athol and you got pulled over on the Daniel Shays Highway in Pelham with a whole bunch of drugs it can only mean one thing – you’re on your way to Amherst. Unfortunately for her it looks like some of the regulars are gonna have to sniff some bleach to get high this weekend because the connect is dry.

    Anyway, Kelsey Mae Hurlburt doesn’t exactly look your run of the mill drug kingpin. She looks more like the lush sorostitute who has Marilyn Monroe quotes on her dorm room wall.

    You’d think that Kelsey Mae would keep low for a while since her face is splattered over the Internet as a poison dealer during an opiate epidemic that kills people on a daily basis. I mean, you gotta be a pretty big asshole to sell something to people knowing that it will slowly kill them and drain them of what little money they have. But Kelsey thought it would be wise to instead jump on the Facebook machine while she was in court and announce to the world that she’s not a dealer. She was actually planning on taking all 210 bags of heroin in the next two days:

    Yea, when I see this picture:

    The first thing I think is “that isn’t even a lot of heroin.”

    And when people brought up the fact that people she was selling to were addicts, she boom-roasted them:

    Nice girl.

    She also posts incessantly on her page about how addiction is a disease:

    Newsflash hun – people wouldn’t be addicted to heroin if it wasn’t available for purchase. Just sayin.

    She doesn’t have time to deal with people who think it’s an addiction either:

    Also, drug addiction is a disease because lots of diseases start with a choice:

    Just ask the kids at Boston Children’s Hospital who chose to fight cancer.

    She’s got life all figured out too. Literally the smartest person on the Internet:

    So where do you get your real news from Kelsey Mae?

    Ahhh yes. The “true internet facts” app. I’ll have to download that.

    Luckily she doesn’t smoke weed:

    Thank God. Marijuana is dangerous!!

    She doesn’t like people in Turners Falls who have a problem with the PC police forcing them to change their mascot from the Indians to the Snowflakes:

    She also hates the idea of a border wall and thinks that money could be better invested elsewhere:

    Getting lectured about healthcare from a chick who sells heroin to addicts. This is the most amazing thing I’ve read on the Internet today.

    Luckily she hasn’t reproduced yet because her Mom started throwing rubbers at her when she was 15:

    Seriously though, I can understand people coming to the defense of addicts. But I can’t see how anyone could ever support a heroin dealer. Aren’t they the lowest of the low? They profit off of death. If no one sold heroin then there would be no heroin epidemic. Nevertheless the free my boi patrol was out in full force:

    “Addicts are naturally one of the types of people that make an easy target.” – Chick whose entire business model targets addicts.

    Jeff Harnois made some strong points:

    Wait……what? Some guy gave him his address so he had to show up at his house and stab him in the face several times? I hate when that happens. One time someone ordered a Turtleboy t-shirt and didn’t tell us what size he wanted. Naturally since he gave us his address I showed up to stab him in the face a few times. Think he’ll ever make that mistake again? Doubtful.

    Anyway, this drug dealer is actually a sweet wholesome girl:

    She’s a really good person, so maybe we should all spread love and not hate:

    Other more enlightened folk don’t think drug dealers like this belong behind bars:

    Yup, when we put people in prison for selling drugs it’s society that has ruined their life. Not the individual who made a choice to engage in a highly illegal activity that often ends in jail time or death.

    This was my favorite enabler:

    “As if people want to be dealers.”

    Oh for fuck’s sake. Not only is being addicted to drugs no longer a choice, but apparently selling drugs isn’t a personal choice now either. This is the level of fuckery we have reached. Nothing is ever anyone’s fault anymore. Ever.

    Oh, and this brilliant individual is in charge of children at Athol Elementary School:

    I want this chick for a teacher. You can pretty much do whatever you want in her class and not get in trouble. Because nothing is ever your fault. The only people who are bad guys are law abiding people who cast judgement on those who choose to violate our laws.

    The bottom line is this chick is a dealer. Not just a regular dealer either. She named her heroin Iron Man 2. Ya know who names their heroin? Frank Lucas and Avon Barksdale. Normal heroin dealers just sell it. Kingpins name it. This chick should be behind bars because she obviously sees nothing wrong with what she did.

     

     

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    1. Inspector Gadget


      I already got wood…. but she’s a ginger… I feel so conflicted.

      1. Ashamed Atholian


        I know of this girl, she used to live near me.
        It seems like everyone in New England has some sort of beef with her.
        She is an entitled, snobby loser who thinks nothing is ever her fault. She doesn’t work
        and just got a new EBT card she posted on her social media. She and her dirt bag
        boyfriend do drugs all day and get EVERYTHING for free. She thrives off people
        who feel sorry for her and make excuses. Her parents aren’t the greatest either.
        I feel bad she’s so screwed, but I know for a fact she won’t live to be 30. Young people
        in Athol have been dropping like flies.

        1. Woody


          She is a really sweet girl.!!! this is the first time she has ever been in trouble for anything.and her parents are awesome! YOU dont no what the fuck your talkin about YOU should keep your opinion to your self LOSER ! You should be ashamed of you self Whats your real name an adress and we can talk in person abbout this! Chicken

      2. Mom's Basement


        An informal poll among my friends confirmed that most would do Casey Anthony so this is nothing

        1. Stunt Pennie


          I would. Insane chicks are great in the sack. Just make sure you use a fake name and address, a burner phone, rental car, and have a bug-out bag and well-established escape plan in advance.

      3. Spanky


        I know her, She has always been a spoiled piece of Trash, She needs to be put in prison for a few years and learn a legitimate trade and then be closely monitored for another couple of years

        She has 2 priors for it! Will they do anything for 3rd time? at what point will they stop this?
        GREENFIELD RECORDER

        Orange, June 27, 2016 Judge David S. Ross

        Kelsey M. Hurlburt, 19, of South Main Street, Orange. Pleaded innocent to possession of a Class A drug, to wit, heroin and possession of a Class E drug, to wit, Suboxone, released on personal recognizance, advised of right to drug examination, continued to 8/8/16 for pretrial conference. Must pay $150 legal counsel fee, or perform 16 hours community service.

        Orange, April 27, 2017 Judge David S. Ross

        Kelsey M. Hurlburt, 19, of South Main Street, Orange. Charges of possessing a Class A drug, to wit, heroin, and possessing a Class E drug, to wit, suboxone, were not prosecuted. According to a statement made by a counsel from the district attorney’s office, the defendant’s mother, who found the illegal substances in the defendant’s purse, has stated that she can no longer be sure that it was the defendant’s purse. There is no other evidence to prove that the purse was in the possession of the defendant. Must pay counsel fee of $150 or perform 16 hours of community service.

        Orange, July 21, 2017 Judge William Mazanec III

        Kelsey M. Hurlburt, 20, of Walnut Street, Athol. Pleaded innocent to possessing a Class A drug, to wit, heroin, being present where heroin is kept, and conspiracy to violate drug laws. Bail set at $500 cash or $5,000 surety. Must have no drugs, and subject to screens. Continued to 8/14/17 for pretrial conference. Must pay legal counsel fee of $150.

        1. NIPPLE


          She is scum and they should put her way for a nice long time without her drugs and facebook, But I’d like to see her post some tit and vag pics on facebook before he goes away. Who agrees?

    2. TurtleBook


      No intelligent people have facebook accounts. Sorry, it’s true. No one who is smart enough to see the horrendous effect Facebook is having on communication and interpersonal relationships could stomach the mind numbing-idiocy and creepy personalized advertising that goes unchecked on that platform.

      God, I hate modern society.

      1. Turtlewhore


        well ur just sooo cool and sooo superior to everyone. Congrats.

        1. wabbitt


          He probably posted that from his iPhone while sipping a grande dog halfcaf no foam mocha iced frappucuno in Starbucks.

          1. wabbitt


            Fucking phone. I typed soy, not dog.

            Fucking Samsung ruining my joke…

      2. Your name here*


        Every single person that has a FB account and upvoted this comment just agreed that they are not intelligent.

    3. Fed up


      I wonder how much narcan she would need for her personal use of 210 bags of heroin?

    4. FatFingr Lou


      Scum Bucket Challenge!

      210 bags in 2 days..no pussing out with Narcan

      Post it to Youtube! Woohoo!

    5. Publius


      no rationale reason why she is not held pending a dangerousness hearing. she should be out by the time she is 30, maybe missing a few teeth. the teacher should be fired next week. heroin dealers are scum.

      1. Ashamed Atholian


        People like her don’t live that long. It’s just the truth.

    6. S.R.R


      Kelsey mae and anyone defending her is reprehensible! Anyone selling heroin is the scum of the earth! I can’t say whether addiction is a disease I lean towards no it’s a lack of willpower and self control, but I know from personal experience it is a one way ticket to an early death and a life time of pain for the family and friends left behind. I lost my only sibling my brother Philip to heroin 8 years ago, He was 10 years older than I am but we had lost our parents when we were still young I was 13 he was 23 when they passed away. Philip was an alcoholic for awhile after the loss of our parents, eventually he checked into a rehab and did well for a few years, he became a counselor at an alcohol and drug rehabilitation facility it was there that he met his fiancée she was a patient being discharged with no where to go after she left rehab so my brother took her in and they were sober and happy for a couple of years than she started using heroin and it wasn’t long before he was using it as well, he used to brag about never having put a needle in his veins, he snorted it up his nose, eventually they split up, but now he had two addictions ; alcohol and heroin.
      He was arrested buying heroin and I did everything I could to keep him out of jail the judge agreed to rehab, he was there for four weeks and seemed great when he got out or at least that’s what I thought, one Sunday he called and said he was showing his house to a real estate agent and he wouldn’t be able to make it over for dinner, I had this peculiar feeling of anxiety when I hung up the phone… I thought to myself it was the last time I would ever talk to him, then I convinced myself I was being paranoid but just to be sure I called him that evening and no answer, the next day after calling him repeatedly through out the day and night with no answer I knew something was wrong, I called the police department where he lived and asked them to do a welfare check on him, I was thinking of how angry he would be when the police showed up at his house but I knew he would eventually get over it, I waited up until 10:00 pm and no one from the police department called so I assumed he was fine but angry with me and I would hear from him in a day or so. At midnight I was woke up by my dog’s barking and someone knocking at the door, it was a police officer from the town I lived in he handed me a phone number for the state police and told me to call them nothing else, I was still half asleep my thoughts raced as I feared my brother might have gotten into a fight with the police I asked to check on him, after all he did have a bad temper especially if he was drinking and I began to worry about bail and him letting his alcoholism get the better of him again but nothing could have prepared me for what the state police said , the word’s forever burnt into my memory, the first thing the officer asked was if I was alone? That question told me all I needed to know, I listened as the officer told me the rest but I knew with that single question my brother was gone. I found out there were four bags of heroin two empty two unopened they had a stamp on the bag that lead the police to believe they were part of heroin that had been cut wrong and due to its potency had caused the death of several people. What I heard was some scumbag drug dealer cared more about making a few bucks than a human life!!

      1. Ashamed Atholian


        Very sorry for your loss, I’m sure that was a terrible thing to endure.
        It’s one of the reasons why I don’t feel sorry for people like Kelsley.
        She sucks off the government while people like me are working and have
        to pay for her. She graduated from using it to selling it, and she sees nothing
        wrong with it.

        1. Big Jim


          She has 2 priors for it! Will they do anything for 3rd time? at what point will they stop this?
          GREENFIELD RECORDER

          Orange, June 27, 2016 Judge David S. Ross

          Kelsey M. Hurlburt, 19, of South Main Street, Orange. Pleaded innocent to possession of a Class A drug, to wit, heroin and possession of a Class E drug, to wit, Suboxone, released on personal recognizance, advised of right to drug examination, continued to 8/8/16 for pretrial conference. Must pay $150 legal counsel fee, or perform 16 hours community service.

          Orange, April 27, 2017 Judge David S. Ross

          Kelsey M. Hurlburt, 19, of South Main Street, Orange. Charges of possessing a Class A drug, to wit, heroin, and possessing a Class E drug, to wit, suboxone, were not prosecuted. According to a statement made by a counsel from the district attorney’s office, the defendant’s mother, who found the illegal substances in the defendant’s purse, has stated that she can no longer be sure that it was the defendant’s purse. There is no other evidence to prove that the purse was in the possession of the defendant. Must pay counsel fee of $150 or perform 16 hours of community service.

          Orange, July 21, 2017 Judge William Mazanec III

          Kelsey M. Hurlburt, 20, of Walnut Street, Athol. Pleaded innocent to possessing a Class A drug, to wit, heroin, being present where heroin is kept, and conspiracy to violate drug laws. Bail set at $500 cash or $5,000 surety. Must have no drugs, and subject to screens. Continued to 8/14/17 for pretrial conference. Must pay legal counsel fee of $150.

      2. k


        you suck get over your problems and leave her alone

    7. wabbitt


      That girl is probably 95 pounds soaking wet. If she did that much H in two days she’d be dead.

      Honestly, I’ll get she’s not a dealer of an addict. She’s probably the mule for some shithead boyfriend who she sees as a “bad boy.”

    8. The Vorlon


      Here is an idea–why don’t we give her junk back. She wants to use it? Let her.

      All at once.

      While we are at it, let’s ban Narcan. The gene pool around here needs a good dose of halogen.
      Fluorine would be a good choice.

    9. rollon


      Hope somebody bought her a lint roller for her birthday.

    10. Tami


      The fact that no one believes that 210 bags of heroin can absolutely be personal use shows exactly how uneducated in heroin addiction most people are. Your average addict in the pit of full blown addiction EASILY will do 80-100 bags per day. They typically do 10 bags at a time…PER INJECTION. Now if they’re doing 10 at a time, 8-10X per day…we’ll, do the math. I have no idea whether this girl is telling the truth, I don’t know her…but to always assume that anyone caught with multiple bags is a dealer is wrong and that’s how we get people the wrong help. People that need rehab end up in jail and vice versa. The ONLY way to beat this epidemic is to educate, educate, educate!

      1. I know


        No she sells it now too because she realized how much money
        she could make off it. Pelham is on the way to Holyoke, where all the people
        from places like Athol buy/pick up drugs. Route 202 is the back way to go to
        Holyoke. Takes less than a hour.

      2. Ghandi


        No.

        Execute, execute, execute. Bring back the death penalty and fast track it for those who are caught with large amounts of heroin, cocaine and methamphetamine. No trial, cops caught you with it, you’re shot 7 days later by firing squad. Boom, done. Problem solved. Addicts would then have a choice – go elsewhere for their poison or get rehab.

        1. Mike


          Your absolutely right, if they started doing this the problem would be solved, they should start her little woe is me coming off like she is a victim, when people like her are the problem. I hope they throw the book at her.

      3. Donald Brook, esq.


        I am uneducated on this issue because my formal education was utterly wasted teaching me how to become a literate and productive member of society. Perhaps the local Community College has a workshop I can attend that will teach me how many bundles are the difference between a junkie and a dealer. Fingers crossed!

        1. Fed up


          Donald, all the education you need about the unproductive members of society is to read Turtleboy. I get educated everyday.

      4. Masshole


        people don’t realize how small those bags are, but even then.. 105 bags a day? even if that was her personal supply for the entire week. you would see obvious skin defects with that much usage. people that intwined with H don’t fireback at social media to defend their rep. to have that tolerance it cant be your first rodeo.. people that use that much literally live in dope houses, fuck, suck dick and wait for more dope. have you actually ever met a heroin addict that does that much heroin? dark skin blotches, brown teeth, thinning hair, patchy and thinned skin. this chick looks like she may have just started to use it. she definatly has not been using it long enough to develop that kinda tolerance unless that’s the weakest shit in the planet. she probably acted all slutty and tricked people into ‘using with her’ that weren’t involved with heroin at all. so they get addicted and shes the only one they knew who had more. that’s a common drug tactic in places like Nevada and Arizona. and its happening in colleges and even highschools here now. kinda disturbing if you think about it. all the dudes that just wanna get laid then end up dead in an alley way because one of the stongest semi-synthetic addictions made by man… we don’t need to educate anyone about H we need to forget all about its existence its creation etc. if heroin users want to clean themselves we need to give them a rehab they can quietly go to themselves without getting punished or have them sent there by law when theyre turned in by family or friends. but if you aren’t trying to fix yourself it shouldn’t matter if you use or sell. if you use and don’t walk your ass into a free rehab, then you should rot in prison for helping that terrible drug market thrive. most people wont turn in heroin addicts to the law because they might go to prison. if your turned in by like some section 35 type shit, then you should be ok, also people should be able to walk into a hospital or police station and say. ‘hey I do heroin and cant stop, help me’ and then they should get the help they need but if you just rot there giving money to H dealers hoping a knight in shining armor is gonna save you then I have no remorse for that person. Ive dealt with addictions, if you WANT to stop you can stop… all you have to do is get yourself in a section35 situation. I wanted to quit drugs, I was forced off the streets for 90 days, I never touched them again that’s what ppl need that 90 day time where they literally cant get their hands on the drug, ur in a cell, cant break out. your addiction will be gone when your out. and you wont go back if you really want to quit. such a sad topic though, wether or not this girl sells or uses, she was once a happy little girl with deams and she was dragged into the heroin nightmare buy some other fucker that I hope is dead. idk if she did sell or not but bottom line, if you sell H or meth and shit like that, than you are literally a waste of the oxygen you breathe, save a tree.. kill urself

    11. Inspector Gadget


      Does anyone else find it strange that she carries police patches around with her drugs? This could be some sort of clue.

    12. Donald Brook, esq.


      I was browsing my True Internet Facts app and it turns out “ignorant” doesn’t mean “judgmental of heroin dealers,” but actually means “sticking a dirty needle full of heroin plus God knows what else in your arm, then later selling narcotics so you can continue to stick a dirty needle full of heroin and God knows what else in your arm (or whatever body part isn’t too scabbed over to stick a needle in).” True. Facts.

    13. Mom's Basement


      The number one question on everyone’s mind is how much drugs and heroine before this chic stops being hot?

    14. Stunt Pennie


      Now that her only source of income — heroin sales — has been terminated, we need to set up a GoFundMe account to pay for her cell-phone so she can keep posting to Facebook. A few more self-incriminating posts should make the prosecution’s job much easier.

      Anyone know if she has hired Richard N Vulva, Esq. to represent her at trial yet?

    15. Flat Brimmed Turtle Rider


      So there is a small chance that she is going to miss her shifts at the Ol Athol Market Basket!!
      Not a junkie, but two questions-
      1. Is 210 bags of heroin a lot??
      2. Can gingers even be drug kingpins??

      ******Asking for a friend!

    16. Inspector Gadget


      As a society we can’t afford to send 20 year old spinners to prison even if they are gingers, putting her in prison only rewards the lesbian prison guards who are probably all gingers.

      1. Inspector Gadget


        Her teacher Shelby, so hot and not a ginger, betting the father’s all show up for parent teacher conference night with Sexy Shelby!

    17. WTF


      Tami,
      80 to 100 bags a day is normal for a full blown addict?
      Maybe its just me but isn’t that like packaging beer in 1 ounce cans?

    18. Bertha Von Nation


      Well, her mother did one thing right. She gave her addict baby girl condoms, so she wont have to have a granbaby to raise.

    19. Masshole


      they should administer the 210 bags to her in 2 days and see if she survives then.. lmao. She was using her sex appeal to lure non heroin users into “trying the drug with her” then they get addicted and become her slaves essentially. she would get people into heroin that didn’t know the scene and could only get it from her. she is like the posterchild of whats causing this epidemic… she should get 25 years, or 25 rounds. either would be cool.

    20. Nancy


      She has 2 priors for it! Will they do anything for 3rd time? at what point will they stop this?
      GREENFIELD RECORDER

      Orange, June 27, 2016 Judge David S. Ross

      Kelsey M. Hurlburt, 19, of South Main Street, Orange. Pleaded innocent to possession of a Class A drug, to wit, heroin and possession of a Class E drug, to wit, Suboxone, released on personal recognizance, advised of right to drug examination, continued to 8/8/16 for pretrial conference. Must pay $150 legal counsel fee, or perform 16 hours community service.

      Orange, April 27, 2017 Judge David S. Ross

      Kelsey M. Hurlburt, 19, of South Main Street, Orange. Charges of possessing a Class A drug, to wit, heroin, and possessing a Class E drug, to wit, suboxone, were not prosecuted. According to a statement made by a counsel from the district attorney’s office, the defendant’s mother, who found the illegal substances in the defendant’s purse, has stated that she can no longer be sure that it was the defendant’s purse. There is no other evidence to prove that the purse was in the possession of the defendant. Must pay counsel fee of $150 or perform 16 hours of community service.

      Orange, July 21, 2017 Judge William Mazanec III

      Kelsey M. Hurlburt, 20, of Walnut Street, Athol. Pleaded innocent to possessing a Class A drug, to wit, heroin, being present where heroin is kept, and conspiracy to violate drug laws. Bail set at $500 cash or $5,000 surety. Must have no drugs, and subject to screens. Continued to 8/14/17 for pretrial conference. Must pay legal counsel fee of $150.

    21. Jen


      She is a poor little thing that deserves a second chance, all of you fucker saying bad shit about her should shut up and get a fuckin job!

      1. JJ


        I agree she needs a chance she’s to young to be tossed into prison. that would really mess her up. She needs to go to into a rehab for 6 months at her expense not the states and then wear an ankle bracelet and drug tested every week at her expense. If there are any violations she should get 10 years with no early parole

        1. Nick


          I agree

      2. hahahaohreally


        What if we already have a job?

    22. Jane


      This Bitch deserves the Maximum penalty. Three arrests for it in a year! If the court lets this bitch skip back to Athol she will just start dealing all over again. I hope I get selected to be on her jury. after some time in prison spending her free time with the guards and other prisoners in the showers she might gain some respect for the addicts she mocks. She makes fun of addicts but she is their Dealer LIFE is what she deserves!

    23. Dealers are Scum


      They should toss her in jail and let her be used as a sex toy for a few years and teach her some respect for others!

    24. kelsey


      All charges should be drop Because she is INNOCENT! You people who talk shit on here should take a look at yourselfs and your Crappy kids! F**k You!

    25. MyNameHere


      Admit.. She *does* look delicious in that nighty…. Don’t lie, It’s not becoming on you….

      1. Kelsey


        Go Fuck yourself ! You’ll never have me!

        1. Kelsey


          Will someone take this dam page off the internet……. all it says is shitty lies about me! I am getting ready to call my fuckin lawyer on you pricks

          1. hahahaohreally


            oooooo… please do.. make sure to message the desk girl too and fill out the form.

            How do you pay for a lawyer AND hundred of bags of heroin a week??

          2. Steve


            Don’t get mad Kelsey just because your pussy is all wrecked from your dad fucking you so much when you were a kid doesn’t mean you cant live a normal life. you just need to go to jail and dry out

        2. Steve


          I all ready did you cum guzler

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