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Bills Mafia Now Resorting To Banging In Broad Daylight, Women Peeing In Urinals

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We’ve proven time and time again that Bills fans are savages. Buffalo is a place where you live if you can’t get into college but you wanna get black out drunk and make bad decisions anyway. It’s like the karaoke crowd at Yong Shins except they root for a crappier football team. It’s a big reason they ranked so high on the Turtleboy Sports Naughty List this year. For instance, they can’t keep their hands out of each other’s butts:

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There are romance explosions galore:

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And just general fuckery:

But this weekend they picked it up a notch. For some reason in the 300 seats of Ralph Wilson Stadium there are still troughs in the men’s bathroom. Ya like that ladies? We all have to stand there and piss into the same receptacle simultaneously. But if you’re lucky and you’re drunk enough, you might stumble upon a bathroom that has single urinals. You just have to watch out for stuff like this:

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In Buffalo she’s referred to as a “keeper.”  I mean, at least she found A bathroom. That’s wifey material right there. It’s either her or a the linebacker who can funnel:

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But by far the most offensive of all Buffalonians were the two lovebirds who decided to fully experience one another in the most romantic of all places – a dirt parking lot, in broad daylight, outside of a car they probably don’t own.

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Well, that’s just lovely. It’s like they’re not to be civilized human beings anymore. All this for a 6-6 team that hasn’t made the playoffs in 15 years, and likely will have their hearts broken again this season. God forbid the Bills EVER win the Super Bowl. There will be people banging in the streets everywhere and strange women dumping all over the men’s bathroom. No one will be safe.

 

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6 Comment(s)
  • Brit
    October 19, 2016 at 4:57 pm

    As a Buffalonian, I can’t stand the trash that dwells where ai do. I hope the Bills NEVER win a Superbowl. The cotizens of Buffalo don’t deserve it. I’m embarassed to be from here.

  • Yes
    December 8, 2015 at 11:20 pm

    Yes Buffalo, like its fellow rust belt cities of (I’m looking at you Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Detroit & Cincinnati!!) is a total shit hole. But for someone from Worcester to ever dare to insult another city is laughable. Worcester is the white trash capital of New England. New Englanders know Worcester is a punchline in itself. If Buffalo is where people who can’t get into college go to live, then Weocester is the place where people who can’t even graduate high school go to live. Worcester is literally the worst place I’ve ever been in my life, its residents are absolutely atrocious and disgusting. I’ve never seen a more repulsive bunch in my life. Worcesterians make Buffalo look like upper class citizens,. It is unequivocally the absolute worst place I’ve ever seen in my life.

  • JANK
    December 8, 2015 at 7:29 pm

    There is a reason that PATRIOTS “fans” are called “MASSHOLES”.
    Pats* fans will revert to being NY GIANTS fans once Brady has one period too many…

  • RSoxGuy
    December 8, 2015 at 4:35 pm

    General fuckery never hurt anybody. Thats all fun and games.

    As for the train wrecks screwin in the parkin lot, I know Buffalo doesnt have any class but for fuck’s sake, get in the car. Kids go to these games. I get it, Buffalo doesnt have any tact and this is what you get. Parents who live in Buffalo are probably well aware of this and try not to take their kids to the games (who wants to raise their kids to root for losers anyways).

    Trust me, nobody wants to see 2 disasters banging. For some reason these Bill’s fans incidents never seem to involve anyone who anyone would want to fuck. Its always a fat dude with a weak beard and some busted ass skank who thinks shes still 130 lbs and 18 yrs old when in reality shes a 34 yr old with a gunt (look it up/urban dictionary), 197 lbs and her belly rolls are sticking out of shirt more than her boobs. Not a good look and will only attract the drunkest Pabst Blue Ribbon guzzler in the unemployment line.

    Where has self esteem gone?
    Where has tact gone?
    Where are these girls pride?

    Seems like Buffalo is the new home of girls who’s Daddy’s didnt love them but are too damn ugly to work a chrome poll at Titty Town and instead are subject to a even more devastating fate of which there is no return, being one of 600 fat nasty skank whores at a Bills game. Most strippers can put their dancing days in the past, these sloths will always be known as the pig who gave up her ass in a parking lot for all to see (including small children) to a fat loser.

    Good ol’ Bills fans proving they really are part of NY. Stay classy Buffalo!

    • Yes
      December 8, 2015 at 11:23 pm

      But that guy isn’t fat?

      Of course parents wouldn’t bring their children to games. The normal citizens of Buffalo know that it’s savage residents are in droves at the games because the team is so pathetic that tickets cost nothing. It’s the same reason Bostonian parents don’t bring their kids to Worcester, they don’t want to expose them to utter chaos and despair.

  • Anna Conda
    December 8, 2015 at 11:16 am

    Is that Bella Bond’s sperm donor in that video? No tent this time.
    Don’t worry honey, he’ll call you when your trick of the week kills the child.

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