Boston Firefighters Pull Charlestown Gutter Weevil Out Of Sewer After She Fell In Trying To Get Her $5 Crack Money
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Meanwhile in the Polk Street Charlestown projects, here’s a ratchet getting pulled out of the sewer because she got stuck down there after trying to retrieve her $5.
Gotta get that money dog. Newport 100’s don’t grow on trees, and Diego the neighborhood H dealer doesn’t accept food stamps.
That chick did not wanna get out of that sewer. Which makes sense because it probably smells better than wherever she’s sleeping tonight. Christ, it was a whole project to get her out, and it almost seemed like she wanted to get back in.
She was down there so long she almost became the 5th ninja turtle.
It took a whole team to get her ass out of there.
And this guy had to call for backup.
Finally she emerged, covered in hoodrat juices and junkbox feces.
All in a day’s work for the Boston Fire Department.
Apparently this septic swamp donkey goes by “P” and is well known in the projects:
She also recently moved back home from Framingham, which in the hood means they just got out of chick jail:
Rival gutterslugs laughed at her predicament, even though it’s really only a matter of time until they find themselves in a similar predicament.
Either way, we’d love to know her name. The real question is, did she get the $5? That’s the only thing that really matters.
P.S. Is that dookie in the sewer?
Kind of looks like an ethnic sex toy too. Just sayin.
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