Boston Globe Chunkelstiltskin Pete Abraham Calls Red Sox Fans Racist On Twitter For Not Blowing David Price, Gets Destroyed By Thousands Of Hilarious Tweets
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This is local chunkelstiltskin Peter Abraham, the Boston Red Sox beat reporter for the Boston Globe:
The other day 98.5 the Sports Hub tweeted out a question about David Price, our $30 million pitcher who has never won a playoff game before. I hate David Price, but I have to root for him because we need him to win. Lots of other people feel the same way. And when one fan suggested that the Red Sox were better off without him on the team, Pete Abraham did the only sensible thing a journalist from the Globe could do – he called the guy a Grand Wizard of the KKK:
Seems reasonable. Because there’s no other reason fans could dislike David Price. It has nothing to do with the fact that he couldn’t make it through three innings of a playoff game we desperately needed in Cleveland. It has nothing to do with the fact that he then rubs it in fan’s faces after losing:
— David Price (@DAVIDprice24) September 29, 2016
It has nothing to do with the fact that his girlfriend said that all Red Sox fans are complete and utter pieces of shit:
None of that matters. The only reason you can possibly dislike David Price is if you’re in the KKK.
Pete wasn’t done though. When another fan asked him why he had to take an innocuous comment based on the player’s performance and turn it into a race thing, he didn’t back down – he doubled down:
Yup. Everyone who doesn’t blow David Price is a racist. Got it.
Not the first time Peter, who isn’t from Boston and comes from an all white town in New York, has accused innocent people of being racist. Remember when the Patriots signed Michael Floyd and shortly afterwards his DUI tape was released?
The guy literally found Floyd passed out drunk behind the wheel at a red light. Floyd clearly had no idea what was going on and at any minute he could’ve hit the gas and killed someone. He wasn’t listening to the officer because he probably didn’t even realize he was talking to a cop. The officer was professional and patient with him despite all of that. But according to the white Boston Globe beat reporter, the officer was trying to “escalate the situation in a hurry”:
DUI is inexcusable. But the officer seemed to escalate the situation in a hurry. Scary. https://t.co/joygNaOBLY
— Pete Abraham (@PeteAbe) December 21, 2016
Didn’t offer Floyd a pillow = racism.
Anyway, if you get a chance check this guy’s mentions on Twitter. Any time he tweets now he just gets berated by a sea of amazing tweets:
Look anything like this? pic.twitter.com/LcoqwRGIqC
— Mark Schulze (@Redleg1_101) March 17, 2017
why do they have to be green? That seems to be a big change of pace from their traditional white hoods.
— tim thibodeau jr (@thibodeaujr) March 17, 2017
I saw a wizard wear a green cap just yesterday. It was grand.
— Josh Costigan (@CostiganJD) March 17, 2017
So you're saying They're segregated?
— The Plug (@A_raw97) March 17, 2017
Invited to camp or purchased for the plantation?
— Jimmy M. Wong (@nixdad96) March 17, 2017
weren't others documented as well? Sound familiar
— Jeff (@WTFisaJeffChane) March 17, 2017
slaves were documented too
— Scott W. Hudson (@ScottWHudson) March 17, 2017
have you noticed that the opening day pitcher is white? Farrell is #GRANDWIZARD
— FITNESS247 (@onetime72) March 17, 2017
10 days a slave
— PC (@PCfromNB) March 17, 2017
Just wondering. Did plantation owners have a DL for sick slaves?
— BarnacleBill (@pg_sailor) March 17, 2017
undocumented people have rights.
— Mike Marino (@603LiveFree) March 17, 2017
Too bad you can't backdate your Twitter account 3 days, Pete.
— CapeHomepage.com (@CapeHomepage) March 17, 2017
guess we know why Jae Crowder hates the wizards so much now..
— James McCarthy (@daddydewski) March 17, 2017
Hey @PeteAbe, next time you speak to Farrell can you let him know he's behind on his Klan dues. Also the spring klan fun run is next week
— tim thibodeau jr (@thibodeaujr) March 17, 2017
glad there is no #cba as a slave owner.
— Chris M (@chrismJF2) March 17, 2017
better players? Oh I get it, it's code for players with European descendents.
— Trevor Davis (@Trevalution_) March 17, 2017
— Aaron Gomes (@aaronvallim) March 17, 2017
so I can back date my best slave only by 3 days?
— Jason Paquette (@redsoxfanatic8) March 17, 2017
You know Pete, Schindler had a list too
— LISTEN 2 MY PROBLEMS (@bosoxv33) March 17, 2017
Ted Williams? What's wrong with Big Papi… too black for you?
— Big Wally ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (@BostonWest80111) March 17, 2017
williams has 8 letters. 8th letter in the alphabet is H as in Hitler. #racist
— Srđi SEAN Ilić (@Seanilic) March 17, 2017
My favorite player was Phil plantation. He had a weird stance
— Anthony penta (@Anthonypenta3) March 17, 2017
Pete wants Kimbrel to have so many slaves, I mean saves this season
— Blake (@Blake_B39) March 17, 2017
Why not white? Robes at the dry cleaners?
— CRL (@Lindowitz) March 17, 2017
We couldn’t resist either:
There’s literally thousands of tweets like this now. It’s so entertaining. And it could all be fixed if this mushhead just offered a simple apology for calling Red Sox fans racist if they don’t kiss David Price’s non-existent ring. That’s what a normal person would do. I mean, he’s taken it down already, so he basically is admitting that he knows it was a dumb thing to say. But by not addressing it he’s making it worse because he’s basically trying to pretend like it never happened. But unfortunately for Petey, the Internet is forever. And it never forgets.
Anyway, this is your daily reminder of what “real news” looks like from “real newspapers” with “real journalists” like Pete Abraham and the Boston Globe. Nothing but race-baiting nonsense from talentless hacks. If Pete had tweeted something racist then he’d be fired by now. But when you have a platform with 200,000 followers, you’re allowed to smear other people and basically brand them with a scarlet R for racist.
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