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Boxford Buttberry And School Shooting Prevention Expert Threatens To “Shoot Up” Brockton Jeep Dealership Over Car Repairs

This is one way to handle your dissatisfaction with car repairs.

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The Brockton Enterprise:

 

“Brockton police arrested a 22-year-old man from Boxford and charged him with making threats to commit a crime and improperly storing a firearm at a Jeep dealership in the city. Police said Samuel Powers was witnessed making a violent threat because he was upset about repair services he got there for his truck.

″‘I’m going to come back and shoot up the place,’” said Powers, under his breath, according to a witness statement provided by Brockton police.

The manager of the Jeep 24 dealership called police after the 22-year-old customer returned to the store shortly before 4 p.m. on Wednesday, according to Brockton police.

“A witness told police that Samuel Powers was upset about the repair service to his truck,” said Brockton police, in a summary of the arrest provided to The Enterprise. “The witness also said he heard Samuel Powers say under his breath, ‘I’m going to come back and shoot up the place.’”

After officers arrived, they searched the suspect and his vehicle, according to the Brockton police statement.

Police said they found a gun inside a backpack after Powers told them about it, and he was legally authorized to have it.

But then officers searched the backpack and found the semi-automatic 9mm pistol, but without a locking device, which he is being charged for.

“There was one round in the chamber and eight additional rounds in the magazine,” Brockton police said. “We have informed the Boxford Police about this incident.” “

 

I’m shocked, I tell you, because this kid solved gun violence on Facebook!

 

Now, I’m not disputing the stance on gun control, because bearing arms is a Constitutional right, end of story. I would, however, point out that using arms as some hoodrat form of haggling in a ghettopoon car dealership is not. Come on, guy. You went to Brockton of all places, to get repairs done on a Jeep of all vehicles. What did you expect? What kind of man drives a Jeep, anyway? Honest question. That’s worse than the gun in your backpack, in my opinion. Get some self respect.

I know this kid is without a doubt a total ratchet, because beyond the totally insane reaction to some car repairs he was unhappy with, there’s this.

 

All. Of. This.

 

Everyone knows the “Look at this fish I caught!” photo is the white trash version of the flat brimmed bulls hat. I don’t make up the laws of science and nature. Sorry, not sorry.

Anyone dude, the next time you’re in the market for a quality used vehicle at a lot where threats of gun violence may be acceptable, I have a suggestion for you.

 

Seems right up your alley, homeboy.

 

 

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24 Comment(s)
  • Imetmyhusbandatthebrocktonfair
    March 29, 2019 at 2:30 am

    I miss the days when entitled little dinks like this where to afraid to come to my city. The world is upside down for me when burbs kids are pulling guns or saying boo in brockton. Do they not know what we’re about or are we slippin? Maybe the airbrushed overalls worn with one strap(obviously) the sleeveless jean jacket vests of vengeance and the shit kicker boots have been in the back of the closet for too long and need to be seen walking the streets more. That way when these spoiled brats come of 24 they realize immediately what level of hell they are in for and we dont have to drop a perfectly good cigarette wasting our time teaching them why they dont come here attempting to act like some version of crazy they saw on tv. Learn the hard way small town mammas boys. Ha ha welcome to the jungle… you’re gonna die!

  • Deshanqua Jackson
    February 3, 2019 at 6:46 am

    Thanks for exposing this piece of trash Bristol. This kid owns a Jeep and he likes fishing?? I bet he’s even got a job, what a loser.
    Anyways I’m a rapper check out my latest rap…

    My baby daddy aint no snitch
    Got my food stamps late
    Cops aint no good
    Sticky fingers n shop liftin at Dollar tree
    Keep my cousin name out you mouth
    Word up!

  • J
    February 2, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    Wtf is wrong with having a Jeep? They’re amazing cars and not cheap either. What the hell do u drive?

  • P Niss
    February 2, 2019 at 11:45 am

    Takes one to know one.

  • CJ 7
    February 1, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    I’m not sure where this writer gets off? I’ve currently got a jeep in my garage that I’m restoring and I already have buyers for it. I restore older Jeeps and trucks as a hobby and I enjoy it and make good side money from it. I have two fishing boats, one for fresh water and one for salt and in the warmer weather my buddies and I go fishing almost every weekend. My son who’s not much younger than this kid lives to fish. I’m not big into guns and I don’t hunt but I do own a couple for protection of my family.
    I had no idea this makes me a ratchet but if you want Bristol you can come visit my summer camp on the lake and BBQ with us but no Jet Ski for you! There’s more to life than trolling Facebook all day. Get outside and try to have fun.

  • whatevuh
    February 1, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    what’s wrong with a guy driving a jeep anyway? would I be more masculine if I drove a Ford or a Chevy? WTF kind of a comment is that ?At least the little twirp isn’t driving a Prius . . . . BTW I drive a jeep, so piss off

  • Sarah Jennison
    February 1, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    Samuel powers? As in screech? both toolbags with nothing better to do besides start trouble. “Lets all shoot up every business who has supposedly wronged us!” Legit…

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    • juror seven esq.
      February 1, 2019 at 4:50 pm

      You missed several periods in your post, are you knocked up again?

  • Ziggy
    February 1, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    What kind of man drives a Jeep, anyway? So True And jeep drivers give other jeep drivers a gay wave.

    • whatevuh
      February 3, 2019 at 9:31 am

      It’s kind of like a club, ya know, like Corvette clubs, Porsche clubs, etc . . . we get together and have events, meet new people, toys for tots drives, fund raisers, lots of nice people drive jeeps. It’s a Jeep Thing, you wouldn’t understand

  • Jim
    February 1, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    Nothing wrong with Jeeps, firearms, being pro gun or fishing.
    The problem was his idiot mouth and by Mass’ antigun laws, the way he had it stored.

    • So Endeth The Lesson
      February 1, 2019 at 8:09 pm

      I don’t know. Jeeps are pretty faggy if you’re a guy. It’s like driving a coal roller with sausage-fest groups like D.O.N.E. Typically only see fat chicks driving Wranglers, and wannabe divorced soccer moms that finally ditched the minivan driving the Cherokees. The other “vehicles” in their lineup aren’t even Jeeps – they’re freaking Fiats.

      And Bristol would have been better served bashing this moron for making us responsible gun owners look bad by association, instead of whiffing on a lazy attempt at a laugh by stereotyping people that love to fish (I don’t). Like I said in another blog – up your game.

  • z
    February 1, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    Good size fish.
    I’d take photos too.

    Why is the dealership ” a ghettopoon car dealership”?
    Cars.com:
    Rating: 4.7 – ‎1,096 reviews.
    That’s out a max of 5.

    The place I bring my car is a 4 and only 18 reviews.

    I’d say the ghettopoon car dealership is doing something right.

    • Jimmy Houston
      February 1, 2019 at 2:33 pm

      Right….TB seems upset this week. When did taking a picture of a nice fish become ratchet?

      • Roland Martin
        February 1, 2019 at 4:28 pm

        You do know, that the name you picked went over the heads of 99.999999% reading it.

        • Bill Dance
          February 2, 2019 at 10:51 am

          It was that .01% that I was looking to get

  • Boro Blues
    February 1, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    How did Turtleboy miss this one?
    Samuel Powers is the one and only Screech from Saved by the Bell

  • Ex Boxfordite
    February 1, 2019 at 12:50 pm

    Boxford’s like 50 miles away from Brockton. He could have just driven over to Lawrence to get his smack and have the Jeep repaired at the same time.

  • Randall Guy
    February 1, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    Fishin’ and guns…White mans’ MURICA!!!

    Why do you hate white culture so much?

    • Bristol Turtlechick
      February 1, 2019 at 12:52 pm

      If I wanted any lip from you, Randall, I’d hike up my skirt. I bet you drive a Jeep, don’t you?

      • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
        February 1, 2019 at 1:44 pm

        He drives a ’69 NAMBLA it passes everything except little boys

    • z
      February 1, 2019 at 12:54 pm

      Nothing wrong with fishing.
      Nothing wrong with guns either as long as you aren’t threatening someone.
      Mr. Guy, I’ll give you the fishing part.

    • Drago
      February 2, 2019 at 2:55 pm

      Whites aren’t afraid of water, they can swim

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