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Ya never know what’s gonna happen when a jilted friend or fam of a ratchet messages Desk Girl on Facebook. For instance, this is Brendan Clark from Braintree:
And he’s fired up about a recent blog we published…..
So he’s here to defend the honor of “my best friend girl.” Which narrows it down to about half the blogs we’ve ever published. According to him we have also done a writeup on his antics as well:
Yea, still no clue what he’s trying to convey in that failed attempt at the English language. All I took from it is, someone at Turtleboy is getting their head chopped off, and he just got out of the Dedham House of Corrections, found out what Turtleboy was, and is wisely doing things that will brig him right back to the DHC.
Also fascinating how he has no problem telling Deskie he’s gonna decapitate her, but still feels the need to censor his own cuss words. Real gentleman right here.
As you can see, he was pretty pissed at this point. But that changed real quick once Deskie started putting the moves on him….
Come on Deskie, keep it in your pants!!
Next thing you know the conversation turned into discussion of exercising his second amendment rights and girth….
Geez Louise, what does this look like, the house of many cums??!!!
Get it Deskie!!!
You’re doing good so far Abi. You might actually find a guy who is willing to make you his biggest regret. Just whatever you do, for once, DON’T MENTION YOUR IBS!!! Please…..
OK stop right there. This is a violation of company protocol, and we’re gonna have to speak to the board of trustees about this one. If you’re gonna solicit dick pics on company time, use your private account – not our shadow banned Facebook business page!!
Then things started getting really kinky…..
Oh for fuck’s sake….
*You’re. And at this point it was really only a matter of time until Turtleboy Sports had its first #MeToo moment, thanks to our sexually repressed minimum wage desk girl.
Then things got weirder…..
It couldn’t get any worse than this.
Until it did…..
Well, looks like I’m never going in the inbox again. Thanks Deskie!! Now every pervatron we’ve ever blogged about is gonna be sending us spam javelin selfies. Very unprofessional!!
We deal with a lot of dumb people at Turtleboy Sports, but sending dick pics to our Facebook page and assuming they’d remain private, that’s new level stupidity.
Anyway, welcome to a day in the life of Turtleboy. This is what we deal with on a daily basis, just not this sexy usually. It was a remarkable conversation though. It began with him threatening to find and guillotine Turtleboy on behalf of his friend’s girlfriend and ended with him sending dick pics to a very naughty ginger with no filter.
I love my job.