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    Brett Killoran And Matty Mo Were On Turtleboy Live And The Taunton Ticklers Showed Up And Wanted To Fight Them

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    If you missed last night’s episode of Turtleboy Live, it was a good one. We had world famous Turtleboy commenters Brett Killoran and Matty Mo at the Brett lair in a remote location. The show was a little over an hour and Brett drank 8 beers and ripped five cigarettes down. He was everything we dreamed he would be and more. The best part was when the butthurts showed up. Like “Tee Dubs”:

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    Oh snap!!! Our brand of humor apparently does not align with the high standards of Mr. Tee Dubs:

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    Timberlands and tapered jeans on a hoverboard. It simply doesn’t get any more dooshier than that. Well, unless you decide to shave three stripes into the side of your head like it’s 1995.

    Oh, and then the Taunton Tickler, Chris Shea showed up looking to find out where we were broadcasting from so he could kick Brett’s ass:

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    Watch out Brett – homeboy coming!!!

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    Anyway, we’re gonna try to upload these to iTunes so people can listen to them on the podcast as well. Enjoy the debauchery as we discussed all the ratchetry in Turtleboy Sports this week……


     

     

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    1. Minimum wage 3 decker Bret


      Brett killoran was charged with armed robbery because he doesn’t have the work ethic to go out and earn. He would rather be a slime ball and steal what others work hard for..

      He decided to run from the law long enough so there wouldn’t be A witness and the case was dropped.

      Not because he was innocent of being a criminal who robs people with weapons. But because he ran away like a bitch for so long .

    2. Minimum wage 3 decker Bret


      That pony tail on Bret just screams “I make $30k a year”

    3. Bret Killoran


      Awwwwwww…. pussyfart without the balls to post under her own name doesn’t like me.
      How about you go grab some phentynol and rid the world (and your moms basement) of your useless life?
      No?
      Too chickens shit?
      I drink your tears like lemonade you shriveldicked chud…
      Eat my ass
      Emily

      1. Bret 30k


        You don’t dispute that you’re a filthy criminal who won’t work for his keep but instead robs hard workers?

        1. Bret is a Thief


          Bret I heard minimum wage went up (I’m not sure though since I’m not 14 working at McDonald’s anymore) but I hope you bought yourself boneless/skinless piece of chicken. Really go spoil yourself bud. If you weren’t a criminal I’d consider donating a piece of my steak so you could taste the fruits of a hard workers labor. Nonetheless enjoy that white meat. Savor the flavor. Hit it with some spices and imagine you’re in the Caribbean and not the run down 3 decker you swig you Mr Bostons vodka in

          1. Turd Burglestein


            You talking about a piece of steak your fat ass probably stole off the buffet from whatever place that was SSTG saw you at a couple of weeks ago? Man, you’re a real fat ass. Pack on a few more pounds for us kevvy. You probably already have gravy running through your veins. Hurry up and have a heart attack so we can be done with your miserable spineless jellyfish ass already.

            1. Bret 30k


              Nope, 2 different people here wrote about that criminal Bret. I’m just a local guy that knows Bret is a middle aged man with a ponytail who hangs around bikers so he seems tough but can’t afford a tricycle

      2. KEVIN LYNCH


        Wrong you coward. TBS has been your safe space as they block myself and others from responding to you MORONS.

        I suffered through the TBS live show. Aiden is KING SISSY. You and Matty sounded like you swapped fluids and shared TB with one another. Put down the Pall malls already champ.

        Aiden the sissy had to spray the laptop down with lysol after having you guys spitting everywhere. I could hear you guys spraying him as you talked,lol.

        Did Matty like you ride on his bike?

    4. Kevin Lynch's Butthurt


      Oh hai kevvy. Are your hemmoroids acting up today?

    5. David's Micro Peen


      I have nothing to do with kevvy’s hemmoroid flareup. I haven’t fucked that ass all week.

    6. Eugenics


      The threatening punks are scary to say the least. Looking at them, abortion, sterilization and birth-control immediately come to mind.

    7. KEVIN LYNCH


      TBS is cowardly as they have blocked me from responding. This is turtlebitches safes pace where they can run their cock sucker and not receive responses.

      They blocked me from the tbs sites because they know that I defeat them all the time.

      1. Turd Burglestein


        No…you got blocked for being a pussy bitch who uses the “Report” button like a spineless jellyfish coward. If all you did on their FB pages was just spew the same insane shit you spew here, they’d probably let you stay just for entertainment purposes of watching the otherbturtle riders punk your fruity fat ass out.

    8. I'm new here


      Firsties!

    9. bret


      nah…. I didn’t ride mattys bike,, I was busy riding Emily like a rented mule

    10. Bret


      and when trying to pretend to be different people, try not defending yourself from 2 of them you fucking idiot…
      it must sting to be so obsessed with me…
      ill stop by later to talk about it with your child abusing mother…

      1. Bret 30k


        How many people have you robbed with a weapon you shit stain on society?

    11. Alec Hall


      That rap video commentary was FIRE

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