Butthurt SJW Sends Threatening FB Message To Councilor Mike Gaffney For Sharing Turtleboy Blog, Then Blames Women Victims Of Domestic Violence For Lying To Suit Their Needs

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Butthurt SJW Sends Threatening FB Message To Councilor Mike Gaffney For Sharing Turtleboy Blog, Then Blames Women Victims Of Domestic Violence For Lying To Suit Their Needs

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City Councilor Michael Gaffney takes a lot of shit for being a supporter of Turtleboy Sports. While most politicians read our blog and agree with it, very few have the stones to actually share it on Facebook, because they fear the blowback from the butthurt patrol. Case in point, Gaffney recently shared this article about losing State Rep candidate Moses Dixon, because it brought up the indisputable fact that Moses was arrested for choking his girlfriend until her neck was covered in red marks from the assault. We even provided pictures of the restraining order that the victim, Kristal Hansley, took out on him and signed under penalties of perjury:

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Well, apparently one local genius didn’t like this very much, because he supported the woman beater. And he thinks it’s hypocritical for Gaffney to criticize a man who was arrested for choking a woman, because Gaffney supports Turtleboy, and Tutleboy is only one person, and that person is way worse than a woman beater:

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Uh-oh!!! This man right here has “friends in VERY high places”:

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Sounds serious. VERY serious!!

Love the threat to go to the Turtlegram. Because that’s the kind of story the Turtlegram is interested in. Some chudmuffin getting blocked on a Facebook page. Stop the presses!! Well Matt, at least it looks like you’re gonna get the attention you wanted. Just not the kind of attention you were hoping for.

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Anyway, since Gaffney is a reputable Councilman and lawyer he obviously would never wanna do business with a known sexual predator, as Matt Branche alleges “Turtleboy” is. So he apparently wrote back to this engaged citizen and asked him for some sort of reputable link that proves that these allegations are accurate, so that he could terminate his relationship with our blog. And as usual when a butthurt is asked to actually back up the things they’re saying, Matt Branche just kind of started pulling things out of his ass:

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Whoa!! A “sports blog” said these allegations are true? Well then. That settles that. Never mind the fact that the blog he’s citing is currently being sued for $500,000 for making a similar story up about a charity for kids. Never mind the fact that this is the author Matt Branche is quoting:

This clearly mentally stable individual says he knows who Turtleboy is, and that Turtleboy is a sexual predator. Therefore it’s true. Sounds legit.

But wait, he wasn’t done. He had to defend Moses “the woman beater” Dixon. Why? Because the victim is a liar. Ya know, because “girls will lie and make up stories to suit their needs.”

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This is also known as “victim shaming.” It’s the main reason that women who are raped don’t pursue charges against their rapist. Because people like Matt Branche shame them by saying, “girls will lie and make up stories to suit their needs.” I guess this poor victim, who was covered in red marks and took out a restraining order against Moses Dixon, was lying to “suit her needs.”

Luckily since Councilor Gaffney is a decent human being he pointed out that Matt Branche’s victim shaming wasn’t a good look:

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“I can think of 10 stories off the top of my head where girls lie and say words out of spite.”

Ya know who says something like that? A man who has been accused of doing inappropriate things to a woman. A man whose immediate instinct is to shame the victim. A man who isn’t really a man to begin with. A man like this:

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P.S. Matt Branche – since you’re down with the social justice warriors of the world, we just wanted to give you a heads up that this is a big no-no in the circles you run in:

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Yea cultural appropriation is towards the top of offensive things you’re not allowed to do anymore. But then again so is blaming women who are victims of domestic violence, and that didn’t stop you from making an ass of yourself.

 

 

 

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  1. Turd Burglestein


    Firsties!

    1. BobnMic's Gerbil


      Have you ever burgled a gerbil’s turd? Asking for a friend.

  2. Paul Thomas


    The kid has a point. He quoted a source that is as credible as you. This isn’t even a sports blog. It’s shaming kids for doing dumb things. Grow up

    1. UsualSuspect


      Grow up? LOL. Kids get shamed for what they post on the internet. I read all of the articles, thanking my lucky stars my kids were raised right and won’t be on these pages. The internet is forever. Teach your children well, prevent dooshnozzlery before it happens!

    2. TB Unofficial Customer Service


      Hello,

      I’m sorry you don’t find the content of this blog as mature as you would like. Please contact our secretary via a facebook message to file a complaint or comment on this matter and it will be logged for “consideration” by management.

    3. Cat Vomit Tango


      Paul Thomas…”It’s shaming kids for doing dumb things.” Thank you for agreeing that what the kid did was dumb.

  3. Reddog


    Any relation to Dion Branche?

  4. Lincolntf


    Is the blog “moderating” comments before publication now? Just got a “Waiting for Moderation” notice in the last thread.

  5. johnnyb


    This asshole has life in prison written all over himself…

    1. Lola Bunny


      He won’t ever go to prison! Duh didn’t you read the article? He “has friends in very high places!” Lmfao!!!! (And if he actually does “know people” they are probably too embarrassed to admit they know him) maybe they are his “daddy’s” friends

  6. Armed bigot


    The racist is ridiculing Native Americans as shown by his hater photo.

  7. BobnMic's Gerbil


    I bet this asshole also blames gerbils who have been victimized in unspeakable ways by their owners. We don’t choose to be in an abusive relationship subjected to a felching session at whim. Most of us don’t have any means to escape such a horrible environment and there certainly aren’t any places we can turn to for help. I’ve looked online for a shelter or organization out there that can help, but there’s nothing out there. I was going to try sending an email to the SPCA in hopes of a rescue, but my little paws can’t hold down the shift key and hit number 2 at the same time to make that funny little symbol.

    1. BobnMic


      Ya real funny Turd. Keep it up asshole. Your day of reckoning is coming soon and I’m going to be leading the charge when you finally get taken down you piece of shit. You will have a good time in prison where there is no internet for you to be able to ruin Turtleboy’s experience for all the fine citizens of this country.

  8. Fauxchahontas


    Maybe he is related to Fake Indian Liz Warren?

    1. Turd Burglestein


      More like that caveman looking congress critter alan grayson.

  9. Mirror Mirror


    Sounds like another beta twink trying to get some SJW action from “big” Mo Dixon by trying to defend his violence against women.

    Stuck in the friend zone – wants it in his end zone.

    1. Realist


      Are you stuck in the friend zone with Gaffney! F-ing lemming!

  10. Lola Bunny


    Oh ya, and “nightmare blogger’s” left arm sleeve looks stupid. From what I can tell by the picture it looks like maybe it was “done well” but the end result looks bad. And please, put a shirt on dude your sunken chest and little titties are embarrassing.

  11. Jacob D


    Dude also hit a girl and bragged about it..

  12. Publius


    Matt got smoked. Why did he bring this on himself?

  13. WHAT?


    My God! What a Maura Healey voter!

  14. Strata


    Matt, we’re laughing at you.

  15. WHATEVUH


    If there is one thing I have learned in life, it’s when pussies like this say “I have friends in VERY high places” . . . . . . . . . . . . they don’t

  16. Christen


    Serial killer in the making… clearly hates women bc other than his, probably fake, prom ass- no woman will come close to him.

  17. FiestyLawyerLady


    He look like he has sticky balls.

  18. Dick Dover


    Yeah, this kid is somewhere on the autism spectrum. He looks twitchy AF.

  19. Ralph


    What a total loser Matt Branche is!

    You can’t make this sh*t up!

    Bet his parents are real proud of him!

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