• By Far The Dumbest Commenter On The Quincy Assault Video Says The Milton Kids Deserved It For Spitting, Which Is A&B With A Dangerous Weapon



    By Far The Dumbest Commenter On The Quincy Assault Video Says The Milton Kids Deserved It For Spitting, Which Is A&B With A Dangerous Weapon

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    So the vicious, videotaped assault of four Milton kids by some Quincy hoodlums at Marina Bay has spread everywhere. As usual, pretty much no one is giving the Turtle credit for reporting this story first. No biggie. We’ll just keep breaking real news and they can keep pretending they didn’t see it here first. If you haven’t seen it, here it is again:

    We’ve identified three of the boys from this attack, but we are still trying to get some more intel on pony tail. We know his name is Cedrick, but that’s about it. Someone out there has to have some screenshots from his social media. Send them to us. You will remain anonymous. Pinky swear.

    Anyway, this video has provoked some of the dumbest commentary in the history of Turtleboy on our Facebook page. But no one has ever posted a series of stupid comments quite like Jennifer Milligan.

    Here’s how she started:

    So many brilliant thoughts rolled into one comment. Don’t know where to start:

    1. She saw an unconfirmed second hand anecdote about the Milton kids spitting tobacco on the Quincy kids was posted on Instagram, therefore it’s true.

    2. They deserved what they got for “disrespecting” the Quincy maggots.

    3. Spit is a dangerous weapon.

    Alright, let’s crush this whole, “the Milton kids spit on them” thing. Obviously they did not do that. Ya know how I know that? Because I’m not fucking stupid. Small white kids don’t go around picking fights with older, much stronger kids from Quincy. They don’t spit tobacco at them. And even if they had, why didn’t they get their asses beat then? And where’s the proof? They videotaped this but not the spitting incident? Yea, that story checks out.

    In reality, the savages who perpetrated this attack are looking for a way to justify what they did. This is the best they can come up with. Only a moron would believe them. And even if they had spit on them previously, only a swamp donkey like Jennifer Milligan would ever think that they “deserved” to get stomped in the head and sucker punched repeatedly as they refused to fight back.

    Nevertheless she persisted:

    Boys will be boys. Ya got that? This is all part of growing up in America. Sometimes you just have to kick the shit out of four kids who aren’t fighting back against you. It’s all part of the American experience. Newsflash Jennifer – you are human garbage for trying to normalize this. I get what you’re doing. You’re trying to show the world that you’re one of the “good white people.” That’s why you mentioned your “diverse community.” And you think that standing up for ANYONE who is of color, makes you one of the “good ones.” But it doesn’t. It just makes you look like a moron.

    Oh, the Milton kid stated they didn’t press charges? Well that was quick. Weird, because I thought when people were arrested it was the state that pressed charges, not the victim. What’s the victim’s name by the way? Where was this mentioned? Must’ve missed that press release. Oh right, she probably read it in a comment on IG. Therefore it’s true.

    That’s when Jennifer Milligan busted out her Internet law degree:

    Oh look – she knows how to Google!! Law school is overrated anyway. But I got bad news for you Jennifer. You said spitting was assault and batter with a dangerous weapon, and you linked an article about assault and battery without a dangerous weapon. Kind of a big difference. Nah mean?

    She was just getting warmed up though:

    FACKS!!

    Unfortunately for her there is only room for one Internet attorney in the comments section, and we all know who that is:

    She’s very well educated folks!! She even knows how to use Legal Zoom!! On weekends she moonlights as a doctor by patrolling WebMd.

    Turns out she was right because she consulted with not one, but two online attorneys:

    Uh-oh!! Things are getting serious!!

    Anyway, maybe we should make this a Turtleboy feature – dumb commenter of the week. You win this week Jennifer Milligan!!

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. Irishcurse


      Her knowledge about spitting is bad. Makes me thinks she swallows

      1. flubba


        thats a good one !!!!!!!!! she full of protien

    2. Wwy


      IN the gay state spit is dangerous,could come from a diseased pride or a kike,they’re right.

    3. Transplant


      Have the violent fuckwits been arrested yet?

      1. State Mandate


        Not yet, because the original video shows both groups of boy’s were at fault. Pending investigation, it is looking like both groups will be charged.

        Full disclosure : Not a lawyer. Not even a Google lawyer

    4. TortugaNiño


      Claims “spit is considered a dangerous weapon”, googles “is spitting considered assault?”, declares victory. See why education is important kids? I swear half of todays society is friggin’ brain dead.

    5. Chip Striker


      Something doesn’t add up here.

      So these Milton kids spit on Quincy kids twice their size from the pier while they were in the water? Then they waited there and gave the bigger kids a chance to get out of the water to confront them? Doesn’t make sense. Seems like the thugs are making an excuse.

      Because for this theory to be true, the Milton kids then gave the Quincy thugs a chance to dry off and change too since none of them looked like they just got out of the water.

    6. full testicles


      I’d fuck all four of four of these women in all three holes. Nice jugs!

    7. Agent smith


      She needs a protein shake across the kisser to gum up her tendency to spew forth idiocy.

    8. John Galt


      She may be right. Chew spit contains nicotine, like 2nd-hand smoke, which is enemy #1 in the Commiewealth of MA.

    9. That Used to Be Me


      Small weaker kids in public schools don’t start fights with larger teens. There are no rules or laws to protect you. Your school day and life is planned around how to avoid the beatings, pushing, shoving, books dumped, humiliation, robbery. “you get your lunch money stolen” hell yeah, lunch money, lunch, jackets, anything you had would be taken. It’s no joke to you, when your face is a public punching bag. The shame is on you for being unable to defend yourself, you deserved it.

      Parents brush it off, teachers and school officials let it slide. When you’re the one getting beaten. You live in fear and dream of dark thoughts, freedom from violence is a fantasy an impossibility. Iron-man or Spider-man are very appealing.

      This is every day life for many boys of all races and in every community. Gym class is a beat down, can’t walk down this street, have to leave school by a side door. Shit! here comes so and so and his friends in his car, you on a bicycle, here comes another beating and they trash your bike for fun. Don’t ever caught alone in a vacant area, you might simply be played with or you might need sutures and a cast, you can’t tell, what they will do to you.

      ….. But the rub, the real rub of it all is…. you were too humiliated to say much… and you learned early on that when you did speak up about the violence, it was effectively ignored, a little outrage, then forgotten and the only one outraged was your mother and her life makes her quickly forget.

      Your friends listened in complete silence because they got the beatings also and they knew if you just got body slammed on pavement, three punches to the face and black eye for walking alone and getting caught, their beating was coming soon.

      You couldn’t focus on school work, socializing or extra curricular activities. Being smashed in the face and stomach by somebody twice your weight had you somewhat preoccupied.

      At some point the vice principal or a gym teacher will explain that you need to stop complaining about the assaults. “I spoke to those kids and they said, they all like you and didn’t do any of the things you claimed, that would make you a liar. In fact they said you started a fight with them”

      When you’re the under sized shy kid, society hates you and wants you punished. Should your pituitary kick in over the Summer, wow welcome to the club you are now socially accepted. But until that time, if ever, you deserve scorn and violence, “tough shit kid toughen up”, “learn how to box”, “take karate”. Karate doesn’t even things up, but when I get older and have some influence I will take the side of the victims not the criminals.

      So fuck ye Quincy Bastards and yer like, I hope thee car finds a stout oak tree.

    10. Stunt Penis


      I wonder if Jennifer would just say “Boys will be boys” and shrug it off when one of them grabs her tit or crotch?

      probably not, huh?

    11. Ron Jeremy


      Anal bondage scene with all four lined up side by side asses up heads down. The blonde eats cream pies from the other three.

    12. Itsjustme


      Someone should bitch slap Jennifer a few times and then we can just say oh well, girls will be girls.”

    13. Strata


      OMG I can’t believe how stupid & ignorant Jennifer is …….. I’d say TB made her look like a fool, but Jen did it to herself. TB just exposed the her

    14. wabbitt


      She’s clearly one of those people whose coasted by on her looks all of her life. And now those looks are fading and she’s desperate to prove she isn’t just a withering, brainless husk.

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