• Food Stamp Friday: Overweight Neckbearded Naniburger Says He’s “Starving,” Later That Day Sells Food Stamps For $80 On Facebook

    Food Stamp Friday: Overweight Neckbearded Naniburger Says He’s “Starving,” Later That Day Sells Food Stamps For $80 On Facebook Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Paper Stackin’ Rapper Charged With Murder After Cops Nab Him During A Sting Outside The Recording Studio

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    Local Boob Gets Kids To Blow In His Court Ordered Breathalyzer Lock So He Can Drive Drunk Again

    Local Boob Gets Kids To Blow In His Court Ordered Breathalyzer Lock So He Can Drive Drunk Again Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information….

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    Able-Bodied Berkshire Butterball Busted THREE Times For Dealing Dope With Kids In The House, All While Still Collecting Disability

    Ah the Berkshires; a beautiful, rustic place for you to overdose in. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.         As that…

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    Quincy Chinstrap Chudmiser Turned Himself In To Police Just Hours After Turtleboy Nation Made Him Famous 

    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. You know you can’t hide from Turtleboy….

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    Wigtacular Rockland Buttnut Arrested For Armed Home Invasion Right After Posting On Facebook That Victim Should “Stay Woke”

    Wigtacular Rockland Buttnut Arrested For Armed Home Invasion Right After Posting On Facebook That Victim Should “Stay Woke” Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information….

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    Chinstrapped Chudmiser, Who Killed His Friend In Quincy Car Accident, Is On The Run From Police – “Only God Can Judge” Crew Thinks You Need To Shut Up Because You Weren’t There

    The police are looking for the local dickwad who killed his buddy and fled from police.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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    Top 18 Dumbest Butthurt Comments About South Shore Turtlegirl Shaming A Fragile White Nationalist From Southboro

    Top 18 Most Hilarious Dumb Butthurt Comments About South Shore Turtlegirl Shaming A Fragile White Nationalist From Southboro Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information….

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    We Named The Idiot Teenager That Put A Baby In The Fridge & Her Fartbox Mother Is The WORST

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    Nutbag Poopmeister Forces Her Way Into Home- Makes 13 Year Old Girl Watch Her Take A Dump & Steals Her Flip-Flops

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    Carver Coked-Out Werewolf Cousins Steal Yorkie Puppy Because They Knew Their Dealer Liked The Dog And Would Give Them Drugs For The Fluffy Little Snuggy Wuggums 

    Stealing dogs for cocaine is the latest drama out of Carver!  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types…

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    This Juggalo Velocirapist Gives Kitchen Tattoos To Underage Girls & Has A History Of Being A Child Predator

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