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New Bedford Beef Buckets With 46 Dead Or Abused Animals In Their Hell Hole House Get No Jail Time Because The Court System Is a Joke


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If Your Name Is Princeza And You’re A Heroin Mule Stripper From Springfield, You’re Bound To Kick A Cop After Being Found Pantsless In A Parked Car Drinking Whisky


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If You Wear A Chicago Bulls Hat And You Have A Vokestache You’re Probably Gonna End Up Killing Someone Like This Asshat


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Guy Who Taunted Leominster PD About Being On Most Wanted List, Got Arrested, Posted Jail Selfies On Facebook, Is Threatening Us Along With His Cheesehog Girlfriend


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Four Lawrence Hoodrats Getting Busted By MSP In Sturbridge For An Interstate Cock Fighting Ring Is The Most Lawrence Thing Ever


Four Lawrence Hoodrats Getting Busted By MSP For An Interstate Cock Fighting Ring Is The Most Lawrence Thing Ever Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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This Agawam Drunkard Absolutely Deserved To Get His Ass Beat, And These 3 Cops Should Be Reinstated Immediately And The Chief Should Step Down


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Douglas Fupasloth Arrested For Driving Intoxicated And High With Infant In Car At 1 PM, Crashing Into Mailboxes, Defends Her Honor On Douglas PD Facebook Page


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Brilliant Rhode Island Man Selling Stolen Inspection Tickers On Facebook Page With 25,000 Members


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Somehow This Guy Who Was Caught Mid-Stroke Making Tummy Pancakes At the Northampton Public Library Only Got A $125 Fine


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Webster Wangsta Who Was Arrested For Stealing A $3,400 Necklace From Auburn Mall Sears Is The Most Ghettofabulous Hoodrat We’ve Ever Seen


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This Hoodrat Getting Caught Shoplifting At Stoughton IKEA Because She Stuffed A Frying Pan In Her Ass, While Wearing Leggings, Is The Funniest Thing You’ll See All Day


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Warren Swamp Maggot Arrested For Home Invasion Of An Elderly Ware Woman Brags About What He’ll Do To Home Invaders On Facebook


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Slugrake Career Criminal Couple Exploit Public Sympathy For Grieving Child, After His Mom Dies, To Make Off With GoFundMe Money Meant For Mom’s Burial


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Chicago Bulls Flat Brimmed Hat Gutterslug From Marlborough Goes To Home Invasion, Forgets To Wear Mask And Is The Only One ID’d


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22 Year Old Danielson Father Of 3 Caught By Cops Right Before He Was About To Bang His 14 Year Old Girlfriend In A Dodge Neon


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Bootleg 90’s Rap Video Throwback With Jorts Arrested In Sutton For 2nd DUI Driving Wrong Way On Route 146


Bootleg 90’s Rap Video Throwback With Jorts Arrested In Sutton For 2nd DUI Driving Wrong Way On Route 146 Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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Springfield Cheeshog Busted After Being Suspected Of Stealing $80,000 From Work At K-Mart


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