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    Professional Shitburger Busted Breaking Into Auburn Home, Again, Ride Or Die Girlfriend He Just Cheated On Defends His Honor On Facebook


    Professional Shitburger Busted Breaking Into Auburn Home, Again, Ride Or Die Girlfriend He Just Cheated On Defends His Honor On Facebook Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Video: Central Falls Hoodrats Shoot Mother Nursing Her Infant In Her Own Home – Police Take Down The Two Shooters –  While The Topless Mother, Covered In Blood, Is Rescued


    Just another day in Central Falls…. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.  …

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    Bananahead And Sadface McGee Arrested In Plainfield Big Y Parking Lot For Being Drunk And Disorderly With Outstanding Warrants


    Bananahead And Sadface McGee Arrested In Plainfield Big Y Parking Lot For Being Drunk And Disorderly With Outstanding Warrants Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Danielson Buttnugget Parents Busted Using Woman’s Credit Card At Walmart After Robbing Her Car Have Been Messaging Everyone On Facebook With Fake Sob Stories Needing Cash


    Danielson Buttnugget Parents Busted Using Woman’s Credit Card At Walmart After Robbing Her Car Have Been Messaging Everyone On Facebook With Fake Sob Stories Needing Cash Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…

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    Lawrence Trap-King Busted With 500 Grams Of Cocaine And Heroin- Keeps It 100 By Bragging About It To Detectives


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    Whitman Trash Fraggle, Who Tried To Defend Guttermuppet, Is An Infamous Local Scammer Who Bilked Thousands In Handyman Scheme With Her Drugged-Out Baby Daddy. Oh, And She’s Straight Batshit Crazy too!


    If you’re going to start shit on the Brockton Hub you should probably make sure that you weren’t internet famous for bilking thousands from hard working people in your community….

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    Turtleboy Made Aaron Hernandez Kill Himself Because We Wrote Mean Things About Him


    Turtleboy Made Aaron Hernandez Kill Himself Because We Wrote Mean Things About Him Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website…

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    Haverhill White Trash Bonnie And Clyde Knock Over Amesbury Mini-Mart And Make The Worst Getaway Ever


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.       Daniel Valenti and Courtney…

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    Derry NH Crumbscum Shane Collins Steals Truck- Takes Police On High Speed Chase Across 4 Towns


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.              …

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