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Methface Beauty Queen Gets Busted – Knows Every Rancid Slimeball In N.H.


Methface Beauty Queen Gets Busted – Knows Every Rancid Slimeball In New Hampshire Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website…

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Homoerotic Chinstrap McGee And NH Justin Bieber Defend Thriving Rap Careers On Rochester PD Facebook Page After Armed Robbery Arrest Leads To “Only God Can Judge” Commentary


Homoerotic Chinstrap McGee And NH Justin Bieber Defend Thriving Rap Careers On Rochester PD Facebook Page After Armed Robbery Arrest Leads To “Only God Can Judge” Commentary Want to advertise…

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This Week On ‘So You Think You Can Rape?’: Lawrence Court Officer Soon To Be Playing Catcher


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.         After years of…

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Mother-Son Fentanyl Pushing Dynamic Duo Arrested With 7 Other Walking Dead Extras Are So Seabrook It Hurts


Mother-Son Fentanyl Pushing Dynamic Duo Arrested With 7 Other Walking Dead Extras Are So Seabrook It Hurts Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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Poopface Arrested For Stabbing Guy In Auburn Mall Parking Lot Posted On Turtleboy In September Whining About Us Being Too Negative


Poopface Arrested For Stabbing Guy In Auburn Mall Parking Lot Posted On Turtleboy In September Whining About Us Being Too Negative Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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Springfield EBT-Rex Steals iPhone From Guy’s Truck, Takes Selfies And Pictures Of Drug Dealing Equipment, Doesn’t Realize How iCloud Works


Springfield EBT-Rex Steals iPhone From Guy’s Truck, Takes Selfies And Pictures Of Drug Dealing Equipment, Doesn’t Realize How iCloud Works Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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Human Pubefarm Arrested Breaking Into Auburn Church And Homes Looks Like He Got The Dooshnozzle Starter Kit For Christmas


Human Pubefarm Arrested Breaking Into Auburn Church And Homes Looks Like He Got The Dooshnozzle Starter Kit For Christmas Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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Chicopee Superskag Defends Her Honor On Facebook After Being Arrested For DUI, Crashing Into Cars, And Kicking A Chicopee Cop


Chicopee Superskag Defends Her Honor On Facebook After Being Arrested For DUI, Crashing Into Cars, And Kicking A Chicopee Cop Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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