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  • The Plymouth CO, Who Got His Ass Whooped In Viral Local World Star Video, Has Been Identified – Got Arrested For Being A Complete Poon And Using Pepper Spray In A Fight He Started Because He Has A Mangina


    Well, we’ve got our guys! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. If y’all…

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    Chelsea Woman Beater And Puerto Rican Pitbull Look Alike Tries To Shoot Wife And Daughter, Gets Caught In Firefight With The Fuzz From His House, Burns That Shit Down; Fam Goes Full Throttle Free My Boi, Starts GoFundMe


    Go big or go home and set that bitch on fire.               Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us [email protected] for more information, and…

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    EBT Brigade Defends Pubeface Killah Who Stole A Donation Jar For Rescue Dogs From The Hess Station In Waterford


    EBT Brigade Defends Pubeface Killah Who Stole A Donation Jar For Rescue Dogs From The Hess Station In Waterford Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Shitfaced Wilbraham Meatwagon Hits Guy On Motorcycle, Tells Cops She’s Filming Them, Defends Her Honor On Chicopee Police Facebook Page


    Shitfaced Wilbraham Meatwagon Hits Guy On Motorcycle, Tells Cops She’s Filming Them, Defends Her Honor On Chicopee Police Facebook Page Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Everyone Forgot That Aside From Stealing Purses, Chris Ansara Helps Drug Dealers Murder People


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.         A couple of…

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    Shitstain McGee Sucker Punches Man With Cerebral Palsy After Mocking His Disability


    Shitstain McGee Sucker Punches Man With Cerebral Palsy After Mocking His Disability Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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    Ratchetastic Arlington Hoodbunny And Former Mass Most Wanted Criminal Posts Clothed Stripper Routines For Her Facebook Fans, Gives Knuckle Sandwich To Anyone Who Gets In Her Way, Including Her Dog


    The dog was only trying to keep her from embarrassing herself.               Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us [email protected] for more information, and…

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    Danielson Dicknado Uses Megabrain To Threaten To Kill CT State Troopers Who Arrested Him With Crack Cocaine Up His Pants


    Danielson Dicknado Uses Megabrain To Threaten To Kill CT State Troopers Who Arrested Him With Crack Cocaine Up His Pants Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Warrant Issued For Chudstuffer’s Arrest After We Named And Shamed Him For Slashing Five People’s Tires Because He Couldn’t Get Laid


    Warrant Issued For Chudstuffer’s Arrest After We Named And Shamed Him For Slashing Five People’s Tires Because He Couldn’t Get Laid Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Taunton Police Have Jumped On The Trend Of FunnyAF Posts With Their Latest Tale Of A Drunk Chick, With A Lizard In Her Bra, Crashing In To A Tree, While Her Bae Rips Butts Near Leaking Gas


    We’ve got another hysterical Police department to look out for! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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    Framingham Fuckknuckle Plays Loop The Loop With His Leashed Pitbull Before Slamming Him Into The Ground Half A Dozen Times In Broad Daylight, Tosses Dog In Woods To Hide The Evidence, Gets Popped Thanks To Good Samaritan


    There is never an excuse to physically harm someone who cannot fight back on the same level. If you do this, you’re automatically a bitchboy.          …

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    Cracked Out Mimi Bobeck Pulls A Soup Nazi, Whips Noodles At Her Friend After Argument, Takes Epic Post Noodle Assault Mugshot, Because Manchester


    Because who hasn’t whipped someone with a wet noodle at some point in their life?             Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us [email protected] for…

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    Turns Out The Guy Whose Gun Was Used In Fitchburg Strip Club Shooting Is Running For Mayor Of Fitchburg Because, Fitchburg


    Turns Out The Guy Whose Gun Was Used In Fitchburg Strip Club Shooting Is Running For Mayor Of Fitchburg Because, Fitchburg Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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