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Slugrakes Rob, Run Over Their Heroin Dealer, Junkie Busted In Prostitution Sting Getaway Driver Claims To Be Pregnant Veteran, Flips Out On Any Chick Who Posts On Her Lover’s Facebook Page


Slugrakes Rob, Run Over Their Heroin Dealer, Junkie Busted In Prostitution Sting Getaway Driver Claims To Be Pregnant Veteran, Flips Out On Any Chick Who Posts On Her Lover’s Facebook…

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Brockton Murder Suspect’s Girlfriend Cried Rape Against Victim And He’s Dead Because Of It. We Looked In To Her, Think She’s Full Of Crap, And Should Be Arrested Too


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.           Yesterday, in…

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Methuen Wangstas Beat And Rob A Guy, Fail Miserably At Escaping, Post Hilarious Ghettofabulous Things On Facebook


Methuen Wangstas Beat And Rob A Guy, Fail Miserably At Escaping, Post Hilarious Ghettofabulous Things On Facebook Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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Hoodbunny From The Mass Ave Breakfast Brawl Killed Her Own Cousin Who Tried To Stop Her From Driving Drunk – Free My Boi Patrol Invades Turtleboy


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. Yesterday we blogged about the Mass Ave…

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Dorchester Hoodbunny, Who Got In Brawl Over Breakfast, Dragged Victim With Her Car, Has A Lengthy History of Ratchet Street Fights And Is Everything You Thought She Would Be


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Blackstone Lovers Selling Worthless Photocopies Of Disney On Ice Tickets In Northbridge Shaw’s Parking Lot Are So Ratchet It Hurts


Blackstone Lovers Selling Worthless Photocopies Of Disney On Ice Tickets In Northbridge Shaw’s Parking Lot Are So Ratchet It Hurts Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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Do You Recognize Either Of These Poonstachios Who Stole A Little Girl’s Christmas Clothes At The Holyoke Mall?


Do You Recognize Either Of These Poonstachios Who Stole A Little Girl’s Christmas Clothes At The Holyoke Mall? Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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Connecticut Man With Legendary Fanny Duster Busted Going 119 MPH On I-395


Connecticut Man With Legendary Fanny Duster Busted Going 119 MPH On I-395 Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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Webster Guy Whose Psycho GF Tried Cutting His Nuts Off Arrested Alongside Baby Faced Drug Dealer In Charlton Bust, Eliciting Brilliant Facebook Commentary From Free My Boi Patrol


Webster Guy Whose Psycho GF Tried Cutting His Nuts Off Arrested Alongside Baby Faced Drug Dealer In Charlton Bust, Eliciting Brilliant Facebook Commentary From Free My Boi Patrol Want to advertise with…

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Legendary Putnam Porch Squatter Arrested For Stealing Chevy Impala In Epic Drunken Bender


Legendary Putnam Porch Squatter Arrested For Stealing Chevy Impala In Epic Drunken Bender Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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Putnam Nut Wallops Arrested Twice In One Week For Gun, Burglary, Larceny Charges, Fam Defends Their Honor On Facebook


Putnam Nut Wallops Arrested Twice In One Week For Gun, Burglary, Larceny Charges, Fam Defends Their Honor On Facebook Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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