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    Ramen Noodle-Noggin Arrested For DWI/Drug Posession After High Speed Chase


    Ramen Noodle-Noggin Arrested For DWI/Drug Posession After High Speed Chase Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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    Slummahville Career Deadbeat Steals Woman’s Car While Pumping Gas, Classy Sister Flex’s Facebook Muscles In His Honor


    Slummahville Career Deadbeat Steals Woman’s Car While Pumping Gas, Classy Sister Flex’s Facebook Muscles In His Honor Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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    Nashua Mom Asks For Turtle Help In Identifying A Mullet Ninja Wangsta Who Stole Her Son’s IPhone From Dick’s Sporting Goods


    A mother in Nashua is asking the public for help in identifying some chud who stole her kids iPhone. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    OG School Bus Driving Krunkenstein Popped For Smoking Doobie Before Field Trip, Students Snitch For Not Being Included In the Cypher


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.         SOURCE:  A Chelmsford…

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    Methface Beauty Queen Gets Busted – Knows Every Rancid Slimeball In N.H.


    Methface Beauty Queen Gets Busted – Knows Every Rancid Slimeball In New Hampshire Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website…

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    Homoerotic Chinstrap McGee And NH Justin Bieber Defend Thriving Rap Careers On Rochester PD Facebook Page After Armed Robbery Arrest Leads To “Only God Can Judge” Commentary


    Homoerotic Chinstrap McGee And NH Justin Bieber Defend Thriving Rap Careers On Rochester PD Facebook Page After Armed Robbery Arrest Leads To “Only God Can Judge” Commentary Want to advertise…

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    This Week On ‘So You Think You Can Rape?’: Lawrence Court Officer Soon To Be Playing Catcher


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.         After years of…

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    Mother-Son Fentanyl Pushing Dynamic Duo Arrested With 7 Other Walking Dead Extras Are So Seabrook It Hurts


    Mother-Son Fentanyl Pushing Dynamic Duo Arrested With 7 Other Walking Dead Extras Are So Seabrook It Hurts Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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    Poopface Arrested For Stabbing Guy In Auburn Mall Parking Lot Posted On Turtleboy In September Whining About Us Being Too Negative


    Poopface Arrested For Stabbing Guy In Auburn Mall Parking Lot Posted On Turtleboy In September Whining About Us Being Too Negative Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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