• Greenfield Condom Bandit Dropping Open Condoms In Mailboxes All Around Town Is Finally Caught On Video


    Greenfield Condom Bandit Dropping Open Condoms In Mailboxes All Around Town Is Finally Caught On Video Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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    Golden Hurl Hagbag Tries Stopping “Illegal Foreclosure” By Pushing Moving Guy, Constable, And Worcester Cop And Then Whining About Assault


    Golden Hurl Hagbag Tries Stopping “Illegal Foreclosure” By Pushing Moving Guy, Constable, And Worcester Cop And Then Whining About Assault Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Kidnapper Mom Sneaks Off With Her 2 Year Old During A Supervised DCF Visit, Rounds Up Dad & Auntie & Runs To The Most Obvious Place Ever


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    Warwick Dickassos Vandalize School With A Collage of Dicks and Swastikas, Defend Their Ratchetry On WPD Facebook Page


    Warwick Dickassos Vandalize School With A Collage of Dicks and Swastikas, Defend Their Ratchetry On WPD Facebook Page Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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    Follow-Up: Family Dollar Overdose Mom Mandy McGowan Gets A Slap On The Wrist


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.           Back in…

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    Professional Shitburger Busted Breaking Into Auburn Home, Again, Ride Or Die Girlfriend He Just Cheated On Defends His Honor On Facebook


    Professional Shitburger Busted Breaking Into Auburn Home, Again, Ride Or Die Girlfriend He Just Cheated On Defends His Honor On Facebook Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Video: Central Falls Hoodrats Shoot Mother Nursing Her Infant In Her Own Home – Police Take Down The Two Shooters –  While The Topless Mother, Covered In Blood, Is Rescued


    Just another day in Central Falls…. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.  …

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    Bananahead And Sadface McGee Arrested In Plainfield Big Y Parking Lot For Being Drunk And Disorderly With Outstanding Warrants


    Bananahead And Sadface McGee Arrested In Plainfield Big Y Parking Lot For Being Drunk And Disorderly With Outstanding Warrants Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Danielson Buttnugget Parents Busted Using Woman’s Credit Card At Walmart After Robbing Her Car Have Been Messaging Everyone On Facebook With Fake Sob Stories Needing Cash


    Danielson Buttnugget Parents Busted Using Woman’s Credit Card At Walmart After Robbing Her Car Have Been Messaging Everyone On Facebook With Fake Sob Stories Needing Cash Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…

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    Lawrence Trap-King Busted With 500 Grams Of Cocaine And Heroin- Keeps It 100 By Bragging About It To Detectives


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    Whitman Trash Fraggle, Who Tried To Defend Guttermuppet, Is An Infamous Local Scammer Who Bilked Thousands In Handyman Scheme With Her Drugged-Out Baby Daddy. Oh, And She’s Straight Batshit Crazy too!


    If you’re going to start shit on the Brockton Hub you should probably make sure that you weren’t internet famous for bilking thousands from hard working people in your community….

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    Turtleboy Made Aaron Hernandez Kill Himself Because We Wrote Mean Things About Him


    Turtleboy Made Aaron Hernandez Kill Himself Because We Wrote Mean Things About Him Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website…

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