• The Gun Parlor

  • Victim Of Double Stabbing Has Died From Injuries- 21 Year Old Scumfuck Now Faces Murder Charges But We Should Just Bring Back Town Stoning


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.         Back on Memorial Day weekend 2 people…

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    SWAT Team Raids A Local Drug Dealer While He Is Live Streaming On Facebook Showing Off His Drug Money


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    Taunton Grundlenuggets Break Into Catholic School To Sleep, End Up Drinking Blood Of Christ And Painting Devil Worshipping Anti-Semitic Slurs Everywhere


    Taunton Grundlenuggets Break Into Catholic School To Sleep, End Up Drinking Blood Of Christ And Painting Devil Worshipping Anti-Semitic Slurs Everywhere Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Attleboro Swasticock Comments Under His Wanted Picture On APD Facebook Page In Some Sort Of Gestapaho Dialect


    Attleboro Swasticock Comments Under His Wanted Picture On APD Facebook Page In Some Sort Of Gestapaho Dialect Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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    Local Rapper/Drug Dealer Gets Bagged With 90 Grams Of Cocaine/Heroin In His Car With His 2 Year Old Riding Shotgun


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    Backpage Hookersaurus Rex And Anti-DCF Crusader Turning Tricks Out Of North Shore No-Tell-Motel Has Her Boink Buddy Troll Employee Parking Lot For Open Vehicles With Valuables Inside, Gets Caught On Camera Ganking Front Desk Employee’s Purse With Kids’ Giftcards Inside


    Crack is whack, kids. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. Holla atcha girl: [email protected]    …

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    Woman Sucker Punches Cop Like A Loser During A Simple Traffic Stop And Claims She Had No Idea He Was A Police Officer


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    Father Of The Year Found Passed Out In Car With His 4 Year Old Child In The Backseat


    Father Of The Year Found Passed Out In Car With His 4 Year Old Child In The Backseat Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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    Quincy Mom, Who Stole $28k From Elementary School PTO, To Buy Lavish Vacations To Disneyland, Says It Wasn’t Stealing Because It Was An Accident, Is One Of The Most Greedy, Diabolically Ratchet, Vag Beasts We’ve EVER Seen


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    Quincy PTO Thief Part Two: Her Queef Weevil Husband, Who Pretends He Didn’t Know She Stole $28K From Children, Goes FULL Knight In Shining Tin Foil And Blunders His Way Through Publicly Defending Her 


    Making fun of criminals is now slander. It is known.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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    Greenfield Chick Turns Hoodrat, Threatens To Kill Springfield Cop After Assaulting Him For Arresting Her For Threatening To Kill Ratchet Hoes


    Greenfield Chick Turns Hoodrat, Threatens To Kill Springfield Cop After Assaulting Him For Arresting Her For Threatening To Kill Ratchet Hoes Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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