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Lawrence Scumbag On The Run After Scamming Elderly – Let’s Find Him


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Help Us Find This Palmer Junkie Who Robbed A Disabled Vietnam Vet Of His Entire Pension In Series Of Three Horrible Break Ins 


Alright Turtleriders, we need your help locating a junkie slugrake who robbed a helpless disabled Vietnam veteran of his entire pension. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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Face-Tattooed Attleboro Wangsta, Who Beat Up A Disabled Girl, Taunted Police Under His Own Wanted Flier Online, And Ended Up Getting Pinched A Few Hours Later


I simply adore it when stupid criminals make their way on to police Facebook pages to defend themselves. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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Brains, Balls, Or Raisins? Dumb Criminal’s Mugshot, Flashing His Scrotum-Like Head, Causes Most Hysterical Comment Section Roast You’ll Ever See


If you read anything today – read this. Just promise me you’ll pee first to save yourself a change of clothes. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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Cheesehog Bully At Center Of Phoebe Prince Suicide Was Arrested Again For Threatening To Slash Another Chick’s Tires And Throat


Cheesehog Bully At Center Of Phoebe Prince Suicide Was Arrested Again For Threatening To Slash Another Chick’s Tires And Throat Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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Slugrakes Rob, Run Over Their Heroin Dealer, Junkie Busted In Prostitution Sting Getaway Driver Claims To Be Pregnant Veteran, Flips Out On Any Chick Who Posts On Her Lover’s Facebook Page


Slugrakes Rob, Run Over Their Heroin Dealer, Junkie Busted In Prostitution Sting Getaway Driver Claims To Be Pregnant Veteran, Flips Out On Any Chick Who Posts On Her Lover’s Facebook…

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Brockton Murder Suspect’s Girlfriend Cried Rape Against Victim And He’s Dead Because Of It. We Looked In To Her, Think She’s Full Of Crap, And Should Be Arrested Too


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.           Yesterday, in…

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Methuen Wangstas Beat And Rob A Guy, Fail Miserably At Escaping, Post Hilarious Ghettofabulous Things On Facebook


Methuen Wangstas Beat And Rob A Guy, Fail Miserably At Escaping, Post Hilarious Ghettofabulous Things On Facebook Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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Hoodbunny From The Mass Ave Breakfast Brawl Killed Her Own Cousin Who Tried To Stop Her From Driving Drunk – Free My Boi Patrol Invades Turtleboy


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. Yesterday we blogged about the Mass Ave…

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Dorchester Hoodbunny, Who Got In Brawl Over Breakfast, Dragged Victim With Her Car, Has A Lengthy History of Ratchet Street Fights And Is Everything You Thought She Would Be


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Blackstone Lovers Selling Worthless Photocopies Of Disney On Ice Tickets In Northbridge Shaw’s Parking Lot Are So Ratchet It Hurts


Blackstone Lovers Selling Worthless Photocopies Of Disney On Ice Tickets In Northbridge Shaw’s Parking Lot Are So Ratchet It Hurts Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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Do You Recognize Either Of These Poonstachios Who Stole A Little Girl’s Christmas Clothes At The Holyoke Mall?


Do You Recognize Either Of These Poonstachios Who Stole A Little Girl’s Christmas Clothes At The Holyoke Mall? Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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