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Watch What Happens When You Drive Down Salisbury Street From Worcester To Holden Two Days After A 4 Inch Snowfall


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As Usual, Worcester’s Roads Looked Like Complete Garbage Compared To Normal Towns That Function Properly


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TB Has Never Empathized With Anyone As Much As This Guy Standing In Line At The Webster Price Chopper


We need to take a minute to talk about the madness that is New England super markets before a snowstorm. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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Route 31 From Spencer To Charlton Is The Biggest Abortion Sandwich Of A Road We’ve Ever Seen


Route 31 From Spencer To Charlton Is The Biggest Abortion Sandwich Of A Road We’ve Ever Seen Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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Top 14 Most Offensive And Triggering Mass High School Mascots That Need To Be Changed Immediately


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Worcester Wal-Mart On Black Friday At 1:30 AM – A Magical Journey Of Pajama Pants, Small Children, Big Screen TV’s, And Debauchery


Join Turtleboy on his magical adventure through Worcester Wal-Mart at 1:00 AM on Black Friday. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out…

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Tour de Turtle Bone Ride: Fall River, Westport, Dartmouth, New Bedford, Acushnet, Fairhaven, Mattapoisett, Marion, Rochester


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I’d Rather Kill Myself Then Go Back To The Big E Because It Is The Worst Place On Earth And These Pictures Prove It


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