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    They Let Kids Out Of School For This?


    They Let Kids Out Of School For This? Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we…

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    Top 20 Best To Worst Plowed Towns In Worcester County, Part 2


    Top 20 Best To Worst Plowed Towns In Worcester County, Part 2 Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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    The Streets Of Worcester Were Decorated With Trash Because It’s Recycling Day And These Savages Still Don’t Use Bins That Close


    The Streets Of Worcester Were Decorated With Trash Because It’s Recycling Day And These Savages Still Don’t Use Bins That Close Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Top 20 Best To Worst Plowed Towns In Worcester County, Part 1


    Top 20 Best To Worst Plowed Towns In Worcester County, Part 1 Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types…

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    Turtleboy Bone Ride Is Coming To 20 Towns On Friday To Rank Them On How Well Their Roads Are Plowed


    Turtleboy Bone Ride Is Coming To 20 Towns On Friday To Rank Them On How Well Their Roads Are Plowed Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Worcester Bling Bling: A Magical One Stop Shopping Land Of Enchantment, Grandeur, And Magnificence For Hoodrat’s On A Budget


    Worcester Bling Bling: A Magical One Stop Shopping Land Of Enchantment, Grandeur, And Magnificence For Hoodrat’s On A Budget Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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    Turtleboy Connecticut Corridor Bone Ride: Thompson, Putnam, Killingly, Sterling, Plainfield, Caterbury, Brooklyn, Pomfret, Woodstock


    Turtleboy Connecticut Corridor Bone Ride: Thompson, Putnam, Killingly, Sterling, Plainfield, Caterbury, Brooklyn, Pomfret, Woodstock Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website…

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    Watch What Happens When You Drive Down Salisbury Street From Worcester To Holden Two Days After A 4 Inch Snowfall


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.             I…

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    As Usual, Worcester’s Roads Looked Like Complete Garbage Compared To Normal Towns That Function Properly


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.             If…

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    TB Has Never Empathized With Anyone As Much As This Guy Standing In Line At The Webster Price Chopper


    We need to take a minute to talk about the madness that is New England super markets before a snowstorm. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Route 31 From Spencer To Charlton Is The Biggest Abortion Sandwich Of A Road We’ve Ever Seen


    Route 31 From Spencer To Charlton Is The Biggest Abortion Sandwich Of A Road We’ve Ever Seen Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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    Top 14 Most Offensive And Triggering Mass High School Mascots That Need To Be Changed Immediately


    These mascots are EXTREMELY triggering!!! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.    …

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    Worcester Wal-Mart On Black Friday At 1:30 AM – A Magical Journey Of Pajama Pants, Small Children, Big Screen TV’s, And Debauchery


    Join Turtleboy on his magical adventure through Worcester Wal-Mart at 1:00 AM on Black Friday. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out…

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    Tour de Turtle Bone Ride: Fall River, Westport, Dartmouth, New Bedford, Acushnet, Fairhaven, Mattapoisett, Marion, Rochester


    Want to have your business advert viewed over 2 million times per month? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we…

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    I’d Rather Kill Myself Then Go Back To The Big E Because It Is The Worst Place On Earth And These Pictures Prove It


    Want to have your business advert viewed over 2 million times per month? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we…

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