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Worcester Tech, North Students Distribute Fliers In School About Walkout On Friday To Protest Trump Inauguration With Clark Losers


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This Guy Who Stole A Dog From Disgraced Puppy Mill Laughlin Kennel Is A Hero And Fox 25 Is A Joke For Not Even Mentioning All The Dogs They’ve Killed


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Worcester Police Announce Crackdown On Underage Drinking After Turtleboy Expose, Camera Girl From Rockies Threaten “Team Of Lawyers” If We Write About Her


Still think Turtleboy is some smut slog? This is what we do. We expose corruption and it gets fixed. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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This Stupid Anti-Police “Art” Is Finally Being Taken Down In The U.S. Capital, Can’t Figure Out How Democrats Lost The House


This Stupid Anti-Police “Art” Is Finally Being Taken Down In The U.S. Capital, Can’t Figure Out How Democrats Lost The House Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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TJ Allen’s Former Classmate Led Police To His Body, Facebook Detectives Speculate On Who The Murderer Is


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.           The search…

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Shrewsbury Domino’s Franchise Owner Is Lying About Firing An Employee To Appease The SJW’s Who Made Up The Racial Pizza Delivery Hoax


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Turtleboy Is Officially Declaring War On AG Maura Healey For Abusing Her Powers By Going After The Gun Parlor For Advertising On TBS


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.           Attorney General…

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BLM Leader Shaun King Won’t Be Fighting For Racial Justice For Chicago Hate Crime Victim, Blames Trump And Racist Hashtags Instead


Shaun King’s reaction to the Chicago hate crime video was exactly what you expected it would be. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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How Is The Methuen Mom Whose Baby Had Fentanyl In Her System Not In Jail With The Piece Of Garbage Drug Dealer?


New rule – drug dealers can’t leave jail until they take each and every ounce of drugs they got busted with. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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Missing 18 Year Old In Connecticut Has Turned Into The Greatest Internet Speculation Mystery Of All Time


Missing 18 Year Old In Connecticut Has Turned Into The Greatest Internet Speculation Mystery Of All Time Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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Mariah Carey’s New Years Flub Is Proof That She Should Be Put Out To Pasture


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If Obama Could Stop Lighting The World On Fire Just To Fuck With Trump, That Would Be Great


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Belchertown Courtroom Turns Into Boys In The Hood After Family Of Slain “South Side” Man Threatens To Kill Cambodian Guys Who Killed Him


Better get used to stuff like this Amherst! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we…

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Fitchburg Is The Site Of The Latest Hate Crime Hoax That’s Being Blamed On Donald Trump


No need to investigate this one – we all know Donald J. Trump is ultimately the responsible party. Again. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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Moron Calls Cops At 1:30 To Report Marijuana Smoking, Dispatcher Reminds Them That Weed Is Now Legal


Newsflash squares – weed is legal. You lost. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we…

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High School Kids Turn Their Back On Opposing Basketball Team, Become National Villains When Shaun King Calls Them Racist


Who knew that this time honored high school tradition is actually racist? Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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Accused Plagiarizer In Charge Of Southbridge Schools Wants To Fire 28 Teachers Because She’s Too Gutless To Hold Parents Accountable


Twenty-eight Southbridge teachers are in danger of losing their jobs because an accused plagiarizer put them on a naughty list. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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