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  • Scum Rat Causes The Death Of Her Own Sister By Crashing Her Car, Filming Herself Driving, While Drunk.


    Scum Rat Causes The Death Of Her Own Sister By Crashing Her Car, Filming Herself Driving, While Drunk. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information….

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    Why Are We Deporting Connecticut Moms With Kids With Cerebral Palsy Instead Of The Bad Hombres?


    Why Are We Deporting Connecticut Moms With Kids With Cerebral Palsy Instead Of The Bad Hombres? Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.    …

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    Ask J-Dub: What’s An “Internet Lawyer?”


    By J-Dub Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us [email protected] for more information. Now that I’m back on TurtleBoy Sports, I’m harkening back to my first incarnation on this blog.  The…

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    OJ Basically Tried To Stay In Prison Today With The Show He Put On But They Paroled Him Anyway


    OJ Basically Tried To Stay In Prison Today With The Show He Put On But They Paroled Him Anyway Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Useless Kate Toomey Wants To Make Worcester 25 MPH Everywhere Because Insurance Rates Aren’t High Enough And It’s An Election Year


    Useless Kate Toomey Wants To Make Worcester 25 MPH Everywhere Because Insurance Rates Aren’t High Enough And It’s An Election Year Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    This Undocumented Immigrant On The Run For Milford Murder Should’ve Moved To Brockton So Michelle Dubois Could’ve Tipped Him Off


    This Undocumented Immigrant On The Run For Milford Murder Should’ve Moved To Brockton So Michelle Dubois Could’ve Tipped Him Off Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    BREAKING: Hatchetman Juggalo Shows Up At Kiss 108, Demands They Place Insane Clown Posse, Whips Out Axe When They Tell Him GTFO, Standoff Ensues – Get Ready For The Worst North Shore T Commute


    Every-every-everybody run, murdering, murdering, murdering fun. Swing-a-ding-a-ding, chop, chop, chop.               Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us [email protected] for more information, and check out…

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    Rhode Island State Police Are Searching For A Late Model Jeep That Struck And Killed A Young Woman Then Fled The Scene In Exeter, RI; $10k Reward Offered


    Want to have your business advert viewed over 2 million times per month? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. From…

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    The City Paid $475,000 To ACLU Lawyers Who Will Pocket That Money Because They Get Off On To Watch Drug Addicts Die


    The City Paid $475,000 To ACLU Lawyers Who Will Pocket That Money Because They Get Off On To Watch Drug Addicts Die Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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