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    Brilliant West Warwick Sludge Bunny Illegally Selling Prescription “Purple Drank” On Facebook Yard Sale Page, Covers Name On Bottle, Uses Real Name On Facebook


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    Mac’s Diner Facebook Page And Waitress Just Annihilated A Whiny Customer Who Wrote A Negative Facebook Review


    Turtleboy has a new level of respect for Mac’s Diner after what they just did to a whiny customer. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Morons Blaming Facebook For Trump’s Election By Spreading Fake News Is Laugh Out Loud Funny


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    To All My Normal Friends On Facebook Who Are Still Whining: You Are Embarrassing Yourself And You Are So Much Better Than This


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    The Only Thing Funnier Than This City Of Worcester Parody Facebook Page Are The Morons Who Think It’s Real


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    Facebook Employee: A 7 Year Old Girl Was Raped By Her Uncle Because I Was Too Busy Reviewing Harmless “Offensive” Posts From Butthurts


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    Facebook Suspended Our Page For 24 Hours Because We Criticized Abusive Message And Said We Welcome Constructive Criticism


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    Facebook Suspended Our Account For 30 Days Because We Posted A Story About A Current Event That Buzzfeed And Others Posted About


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    Facebook Badasses Defending Reckless Dad Doing Wheelies With Baby On Dirt Bike Because Turtleboy Is A Pansy Libtard SJW


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